Land whales blocking grocery store aisle.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5655]

I made the mistake of picking up some burgers and hotdogs to grill on the 4th of July. The first thing I noticed was these two hag land whales standing in the aisle gabbing away. They were clearly blocking people from getting by and didn’t bother to move. I’m starting to think that they notice but just don’t care. All they had to do was move 8 feet to either side. They wouldn’t do it. C~~~s. If someone had a short fuse they would have ran their fat asses over with a full shopping cart.

Now that I think about it I’ve never seen men block aisles. NEVER. They have the courtesy to move. I got what I needed and left ASAP. T~~~s.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9555]

Same thing happens to me at the grocery store. Women tend to stand in the middle, or themselves on one side and the cart on the other side totally blocking way. Women are so disrespectful!

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[Anonymous 42]

Don’t let their arrogance get to you! Their hearts are working harder than a fish tank pump running a fire engine!

They’ll be dead and full of worms soon enough, let them be miserable selfish gluttons as they were intended to be.

I run from the Wale-chairs at Wal-Mart, the kinetic energy alone could sheer off a foot if pinched between them and an H beam support column holding up the roof!

No foot and being crushed under a roof is a clear cut danger to safety, Wal-Mart is unsafe!

[LosPukeParticipant 514]

I want to add my own experience at grocery stores. Here in Texas, we have our fair share of land whales. I believe we’ve been voted fattest state in the country a few times. But my experience is not limited to land whales.

Women, in general, are the worst people in the grocery store. They do take up an entire aisle with the grocery cart carelessly left in the middle, while they “browse.” While every one of them has a smart phone, none of them actually use it for efficiency. They still hand write shopping lists!

I’m probably one of the least tech-savvy guys there are on this site. I’m overwhelmed by a guy like Gargamel. I only wish I had 1% of his knowledge about computers. Nonetheless, I have 2 different apps that I use for shopping. One is a meal planner/shopping list/recipe app, while the other is strictly an app for lists that I’ve tweaked into a shopping list.

I have everything in my pantry inventory stored on it. I’ve managed to organize that inventory into the aisles at the grocery store. I can run filters, organize the list alphabetically, by grocery store aisle, and probably a few other ways as well. I spend FAR more time in the checkout line than putting things in my cart. And I go during the morning when there is not much of a crowd.

I find it amazing, humorous, and downright sad every time I go to the grocery store. My cart is full of fresh produce, quality meat from the butcher, and fresh bread from the bakery. The only reason my cart ever traverses in the middle of the store is for non-food items, such as dish or laundry soap. Or perhaps, things like cooking oil, flour, sugar, spices, pasta…etc.

I look into these single mothers’ carts and what do I see? Nothing but processed food. Chips, soda, cookies, and just about every kind of frozen dinner you could imagine. It’s like they totally missed those areas of the store that have the best food. It’s simple, either the bitches are too lazy or too stupid to cook.

If they would spend a little less time “browsing” the store, and a little more time on how to use the amazing shopping list apps that exist, they could be out of the store as quickly as I am. I know that it’s not beyond their intelligence to learn. They know every feature of Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

Oh, well. It’s not my concern. If they would rather have frozen TV dinners, than real food, that’s fine by me. Myself? I’ll gladly grill some chicken breasts for $1;69/pound, steam some asparagus, and bake a potato the size of a football and my meal will be cheaper and far tastier than theirs. So much for women belonging in the kitchen!

[foolsgoldParticipant 5655]

After I left I spotted one of them walk across the parking lot staring at her phone nearly getting hit by two cars. They seem to f~~~ up everything. Damn

[hmskl’dParticipant 6412]

T shirt or sweat shirt that announces something “Vegan” on it .. I question her honesty. Put a quarter pounder in front of her, within easy reach ….. and see if she is telling the truth.

[HermitParticipant]

I absolutely abhor going to the damn store because of these rude, dirty c~~~s. @foolsgold you’re absolutely right. I’ve never seen a man block the aisle. I am constantly aware of my proximity to other people in the store and I always try to stay out of the way of others.

There are too many instances of this to mention, but one will always stick out in my mind. There was this huge fat bitch slowly shuffling in front of me. There was just no way to get around her. She then turns right into the aisle I was headed for and just as soon as she enters, she stops right f~~~ing there, right in the middle of the entrance. She then leans on her cart and pulls out her f~~~ing phone and starts gabbing and it isn’t even about food or meals.

I swear, it ought to be legal to get a bat from sporting goods and bash their f~~~ing skulls in. What purpose do these rude, selfish f~~~ing fat bitches serve in this world? They absolutely do not give a damn about anyone else around them. The level of selfishness in these pieces of s~~~ is immeasurable.

……….and I need to go to the store after work today. Not looking forward to it.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Duke TogoParticipant 2664]

Did someone say land whales?

[SolidParticipant 7520]

foolsgold wrote:

They were clearly blocking people from getting by and didn’t bother to move.

I’ve seen this behavior very often in c~~~s older than 25…
Is a tactic to be NOTICED.
Is a “look I’m here I EXIST” kind of desperation.

They stop in the middle of corridors to talk, in a place where you can’t just pass, and they LOVE that people notice them, like a brother said here recently, no matter the reason that you pay attention to them, as long as you give them some attention, they are satisfied.
Cats have the same behavior when you ignore them, they just throw themselves at your feet to make you notice that they exist.

Pathetic isn’t ? AWALT ! As brother Big John said “they are forever miserable !”

[Daryll55Participant 2953]

Solid wrote:

foolsgold wrote:

They were clearly blocking people from getting by and didn’t bother to move.

I’ve seen this behavior very often in c~~~s older than 25…
Is a tactic to be NOTICED.
Is a “look I’m here I EXIST” kind of desperation.

They stop in the middle of corridors to talk, in a place where you can’t just pass, and they LOVE that people notice them, like a brother said here recently, no matter the reason that you pay attention to them, as long as you give them some attention, they are satisfied.
Cats have the same behavior when you ignore them, they just throw themselves at your feet to make you notice that they exist.

Pathetic isn’t ? AWALT ! As brother Big John said “they are forever miserable !”

Yep!
I have noticed the middle ofthe aisle “hen-talk” routine. Some of them won’t even move (much) in order to let you by.
Funny when they have a conversation;; yak-yak-yakking,….. hands going on and such. SOMETIMES they are having the conversation and aren’t even looking at one-another; they looking at everything around them.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[AttonParticipant]

Beware the gravity well.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[DirtBikeManParticipant 535]

foolsgold wrote:

I made the mistake of picking up some burgers and hotdogs to grill on the 4th of July. The first thing I noticed was these two hag land whales standing in the aisle gabbing away. They were clearly blocking people from getting by and didn’t bother to move. I’m starting to think that they notice but just don’t care. All they had to do was move 8 feet to either side. They wouldn’t do it. C~~~s. If someone had a short fuse they would have ran their fat asses over with a full shopping cart.

Now that I think about it I’ve never seen men block aisles. NEVER. They have the courtesy to move. I got what I needed and left ASAP. T~~~s.

I would have done what you did, which is ghost and avoid confrontation. But…. What do you think would have happened if you asked them nicely to move. or If you TOLD them to “move the f~~~ out of the way.”

The most important thing you can do is ask yourself, what do I really want out of life. Really think about it, and always be true to yourself. Then Do it.

[MonkParticipant 17010]

I see these lardbuckets and I think amoeba. They don’t walk, they project themselves.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Men spend their whole lives being told to respect women, and women spend their whole lives being told to expect respect from men. The result is pretty predictable.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Atton wrote:

Beware the gravity well.

Yes.

When you’re in an aisle with a land whale it is impossible to see the products or even where you are, as light cannot escape their event horizon.

I once was trapped behind one waiting to pay. When I got home, my kids had aged 5 years, and I only aged 30 mins.

Spot on post. Man can I relate to this.

The answer, is no.

[Anonymous 43]

People who make me feel small frighten me. I see that s~~~, and it makes me swim more laps at the gym.

[Anonymous 6]

Anonymous wrote:

People who make me feel small frighten me. I see that s~~~, and it makes me swim more laps at the gym.

Is the phrase “laps at the gym” code for some type of hormonally driven encounter at a video store with a plethora of floor drains?

[KevinStylesParticipant 2580]

I ran into the same thing at walmart. Two ladies standing on either side of the walkway with their baskets pointed at each other totally blocking the major walkway thru the store. I just ran my cart into theirs and said excuse me you’re blocking the way. F~~~ers.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

A lot of trashy fat women are the clogs in the arteries of life.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

You could clear an aisle by simply stating that everything in the bakery is half off. They would definitely pay attention to that. The drawback is that someone would get hurt in the ensuing stampede to the bakery section.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

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