Kinda funny work story

[TaxGuyParticipant]

So I’m sitting at my desk today and someone walks in with a card to sign and pass around our department. Seems one of the young guys in our department is getting married this weekend. So I open up the card and a few people have already signed it. Good luck, I’m sure you’ll have many happy years together…. etc. Now I start thinking “S~~~, I’m going to have to write something here. What do I say?” And all I could do was start laughing.

Yeah, I’m sitting in my office looking at this stupid f’ing wedding card and laughing out loud. I’m glad nobody walked by. WTF am I supposed to say? So I finally came up with something like “She’s a very lucky girl” and passed it on.

What I didn’t say:

Happy wife happy life is a warning dude. It doesn’t give her the right to treat you like s~~~.
Just f~~~ing run. You’ll thank me later.
Take $5,000 or so out of the bank right now and put it in a safe deposit box. When things go to s~~~ you’ll know why I told you to do it.
Get ready for the sex to stop and the bitching to start. Oh, and say goodbye to that second income. She won’t be working for much longer.
I thought you were smart. My mistake.

Please feel free to offer up any other advice that I didn’t think of. Poor blue-pilled bastard. I hope he enjoyed that last blow job.

Order the good wine

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

No matter what you said, He wouldn’t understand…..

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[HermitParticipant]

Awakened wrote:

No matter what you said, He wouldn’t understand…..

No, he wouldn’t. He’d just think you were some bitter dude who hates women because you were burnt by “the wrong one”. Once a man has made up his mind to get married, his brain is already fukked up and he’s blind to logic.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkParticipant 16988]

Just as well you didn’t write anything sarcastic – the bride and the office vaginas will all read the card. Too much potential for spiteful comeback.

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

TaxGuy wrote:

Please feel free to offer up any other advice that I didn’t think of. Poor blue-pilled bastard. I hope he enjoyed that last blow job

How about:

You will be a Daddy in 2yrs or less whether you like it or not.
Forget about your female friends!
Night out with the guys?? F~~ett bout that too!

Chris Rock on marriage

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Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

How about “Get familiar with DNA testing and how to go about it.”

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Mr. Spock wrote:

How about “Get familiar with DNA testing and how to go about it.”

Congratulations on your wife being pregnant. There’s a decent chance it’s yours!!

Order the good wine

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

I think Colon should right these Wedding day cards.

I can see it now! LOL!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[GeraldParticipant 3620]

Just refuse to sign. Walk away.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[EGParticipant 1852]

Women like to view themselves as the tamers of beasts, including men. That’s what makes them feel “empowered”. He’ll learn this lesson soon enough.

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Last time one of those circulated at work, I just signed my name. Probably would have been more polite to write some lame pleasantry, but I just couldn’t do it.

[HermitParticipant]

WPL wrote:

Last time one of those circulated at work, I just signed my name. Probably would have been more polite to write some lame pleasantry, but I just couldn’t do it.

It goes against the grain, doesn’t it…….like going to someone’s wedding. I’m never doing that schit again. It’d be like being invited to someone’s suicide ceremony. My son wants me to go to his, so I kinda’ feel like I have to, but if he ever does it a second time, I’ll refuse him without remorse.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

Happy wife happy life is a warning dude. It doesn’t give her the right to treat you like s~~~.
Just f~~~ing run. You’ll thank me later.
Take $5,000 or so out of the bank right now and put it in a safe deposit box. When things go to s~~~ you’ll know why I told you to do it.
Get ready for the sex to stop and the bitching to start. Oh, and say goodbye to that second income. She won’t be working for much longer.
I thought you were smart. My mistake.

grinning.

So, he is getting married huh? How do I convey my feelings for his wedding? Well, its Halloween soon…

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