Kim C~~~dashian Robbed in Paris

[Anonymous 11]

I don’t do much Kartrashian news, but BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I’ve been robbed. It sucks.

Kim T. Robbed!!!

I wonder if some goat f~~~ers did it?

[chirParticipant]

Those Kardashian’s function on a strange plane of reality where 6 million in jewelry is just “travel wear”.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[xenonParticipant 2007]

I hate all things to do with this family. They are so dysfunctional that nothing they do can surprise me, or get beyond my no f~~~s given for them.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

You flash too much money in some parts of the world, they’ll take it from you. It’s like holding up a plate of bbq ribs around some hungry animals, there’s bound to be some that’ll take the plate without permission.

Sadly, i don’t think this will mean anything to this braindead idiot, just more attention and more drama.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

The s~~~’s all heavily insured, but what type of self-centered egotistical winch would go traveling with millions of dollars of jewelry, and NOT expect to attract thieves. Oh yeah, a C~~~dashian !!

As the saying goes, ” Stupid is, as Stupid does”, and you can’t get much stupider then a C~~~dashian unless you were to include her millions of mindless zombie followers.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

IF I SEE THAT FAT ASS ONE MORE TIME AND BEYONCE SHOWING US WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW SHE HAD . IT BRINGS A LITTLE BIT OF STOMACH ACID TO THE BACK OF MY TOUNGE . LOOKING LIKE PIECES OF STAKE THAT YOU WOULD FIND AT A GOOD BUTCHER SHOP. THEY HAVE NO SKILL SET, THEY ARE DUMMER THAN DEER IN HEADLIGHTS. AND THE ALPHABET MEDIA JUST MASTERBAITS ALL OVER THEM . I HAVE TURNED MY TELEVISION OFF . THINKING IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME. HOPEFULLY, YOU WILL FIND IT BETTER FOR YOU AS WELL.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

A lot of people in the comment sections of the news are all saying the same thing, this looks really fishy. A female MEGA-STAR alone in a hotel room, with no security and no bodyguard ?

It could be real, there are obviously groups in Paris that have nothing to lose, and don’t play games.

However these items were insured, and this disgusting family, and their circle, will use it for more drama, more attention, and more victimhood. In Hollywood, those three things equal … more money.

[Anonymous 1]

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone, but if I could choose someone I’d be least bothered about it happening to, it would be her.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Really? See here I thought France had complete gun control. Were the criminals aware they weren’t supposed to have guns?

[Anonymous 42]

[OldBillParticipant]

Antipathy wrote:

A lot of people in the comment sections of the news are all saying the same thing, this looks really fishy. A female MEGA-STAR alone in a hotel room, with no security and no bodyguard ?

That was my first thought and, the more I read, the more suspicious I become.

However these items were insured, and this disgusting family, and their circle, will use it for more drama, more attention, and more victimhood. In Hollywood, those three things equal … more money.

The Kardashians and their various orbiters would sell their own bowel movements if it could improvement their Q ratings.

Remember, the now-deceased patriarch of this family of scumbags was the lawyer who destroyed the evidence that would have convicted OJ Simpson.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t do much Kartrashian news

I only do if it involves nude pics of Kim!

DAT ASS!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Insurance fraud. Pretty hefty punishment for insurance fraud, for normal citizens anyway.

[OldBillParticipant]

Tuneout wrote:

I only do if it involves nude pics of Kim!

I stumbled across those Let’s break in internet photos a couple years back and noted how much they’d been “airbrushed”. A short time later, I saw an un-retouched version of the partially “full frontal” picture. The amount of work done to the originally released version was amazing even to a confirmed cynic like me.

Skin tone and color first jumped out at you. The sloor isn’t the rich cinnamon color you’d think, but is rather a washed out, dingy, slightly brownish grey. While they’d reworked her hair, eyes, and features too, rounding her face, sharpening her nose, enlarging her eyes, it was the body contouring was the part that amazed me.

Her waist was made much smaller, her ass rounder and firmer, and her thighs slightly less thick while any indication of cellulite, bumps, pockmarks, stretch marks, and similar imperfections were photoshopped away.

The Kim Kardashian you drooled over in those pictures only exists inside a computer.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[RennieParticipant]

Aw, poor schnookums. I feel really bad for you…

Like others I have to wonder how they were alone to begin with. Perhaps she even let them in on purpose.

[Canis lupusParticipant 144]

Its not like she flaunted her wealth or made it obvious that shes a materialistic moron or anything like that.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Did they steal her self-esteem?

BREAKING NEWS: KIM KARCRASHIAN WAS ROBBED TODAY – AND SLIGHTLY SHAKEN UP – BUT THEY LEFT HER MOBILE PHONE, SO SHE WILL BE BACK TO TWEETING TOILET SELFIES IN NO TIME.

And now… back to our regularly scheduled de-programming.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

If I saw the robbers, I’d high-five them

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 42]

All Kum had to do is park that bus size ass of hers on them!

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