Killing C~~~roachs via Lasers

[Anonymous 11]

This is really, really stupid but fun. An American C~~~roach had invaded my house so I decided to kill it in a most unconventional way.

The first thing I did was to illuminate it with my high powered (2) 18650 Li powered Malkoff M90 head flashlight to blind it from what was coming next. Donning my laser safety glasses, I aimed a 1 watt blue laser directly into its eyes. I quickly rendered it blind which is why you always wear safety glasses when working with lasers. With a series of laser shots, I soon got it backed into a corner whereupon I moved in for the kill.

I then cooked its head with the laser. A puff of smelly smoke let me know mission complete. I think I’m going all in for a more powerful blue laser. It’s amazing how quickly s~~~ can be shipped in from China.

WARNING: Do not attempt this stupid procedure w/o proper safety precautions. Unlike masturbation, even vastly lower powered lasers can render you blind before you can even blink. Do not under any circumstances aim them at aircraft, people, or allow anyone not familiar with lasers to handle them w/o very close supervision. I’m not bulls~~~ting either. I used to work in a lab where lasers were used to study chemical reactions. Always wear eye proper eye protection specific to the wavelength and power of the laser.

[Anonymous 18]

Single man’s life.

Awesome!

[The_Mad_PirateParticipant 1278]

Don’t worry about me, I have done stupid things in labs, like calibrating an spectrometer with a high power Hg source without using propper UV filtering glasses.
PS : If some man ever says that men don’t cry tell him to do what I did.

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning. Since the world's been turning" "A world that vilifies men only breeds a generation of men that feel no empathy towards women" “In a woman’s mind , there is really no such thing as a ‘we’. In her eyes, earth allways revolves around her, not the other way around. So thinking that your needs , aspirations or desires are valid enough to be persued, or even that you are entitled achive such goals, is like asking your boss for a pay rise in your very first day at the job.”

[Anonymous 42]

Lets do a MGTOW Jackass film! Fkn AWESOME C-Pig! That s~~~ needs to be on U-Tube! That’s better than my click-ignite propane torch on unsuspecting house flies! I gas em up then click-boof flaming fly then smoking wings with ember tips, sometimes they make it to the ground still smoking…

That blue ultra violet must be what’s making them cook, they need an SPF 600 or more…

[Anonymous 11]

Freezing roaches in liquid Nitrogen and then smashing them with a hammer is cool too. Instant powdered roach.

@Tower – 1 Watt devastates ants instantly. C~~~roaches need more power. I’m going buy a 5 watt one. I’m getting ready to whip it out on the fruit flies I’m at war against next. This is not your bosses’ laser pointer.

Anonymous wrote:

That blue ultra violet must be what’s making them cook, they need an SPF 600 or more…

Actually, any of them will cook. The photon energy is higher with blue or UV though so it’s more damaging to the chemicals that allow us to see. I suspect a pure IR laser would be the best cooker, but you can’t see the beam. Supposedly, a certain percentage(30-40) of the beam component is in the IR band.

[Anonymous 42]

(Cs’ friend)>>: bla bla balabla…
(C-Pig)>>> Excuse me, click-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ,,, as you were saying?
(friend)>>> bla bla balabla…

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

you need to youtube that s~~~

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Anonymous 11]

I’ll YouTube it when I finally build the c~~~roach quick death ray.

There is a YouTube video where a young man built a laser rifle. He mounted a bank of 5 watt modules on the rifle and had a huge lens at the barrel end to focus them all into one beam. I would not want to get hit with it.

[Anonymous 42]

WTF! I figured this thread would go to the top 10!

[Anonymous 54]

I lived 12 years in Boston.I hate f~~~ing c~~~raoches.Get em Man!!!

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I have no roaches but i have matches, a lighter and body spray (which i could burn down the neighborhood with one stupid move). What could i do with my stuff?

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

Awesome!

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Anonymous 11]

I went after some fire ants this afternoon. The worker ants were instantly killed with not a snowball’s chance in hell. The warrior ants were more challenging. Each blast damaged their legs, but they could still scurry though less with each hit. Eventually, I disabled them and cooked them.

[Anonymous 42]

C-Pig, you took the ole magnifying glass to a bug routine to a whole new level!

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ll YouTube it when I finally build the c~~~roach quick death ray.

There is a YouTube video where a young man built a laser rifle. He mounted a bank of 5 watt modules on the rifle and had a huge lens at the barrel end to focus them all into one beam. I would not want to get hit with it.

this gives me a product idea. A “star wars laser defense system” to kill roaches in your home. lasers strong enough to fry roaches but not damage your home, that shoot any roach motion when detected. tell me that wouldn’t sell like crazy. Turn it on at night and smell the napalm in the morning. lol

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Anonymous 11]

Dude, you could not make them fast enough. The FDA is going to eventually regulate these out of existence. Other countries outright ban anything greater than 5mw. China does not care though.

The 5 watt ones have way greater power needs so I going to need to engineer that part plus a decent heat sink. Maybe, a lens that focuses a 1 watt beam better could help fry roaches.

I’ve also got a 50mw green one that won’t burn but will cook your eyes. I’ve got to finish building that one out though as she’s only a Laser LED and 3.7 volt driver board only.

I also use a 5mw green one for signaling power boats when I’m kayaking in open water. It has a 1/4 mile range in bright daylight. It works, because drunken power boating Bubbas slow down for me.

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