"Keep on swiping" and "whiskey"

[the roadParticipant 3125]

I was on tinder looking around recently. I noticed a few recurring profile descriptions that started bugging the s~~~ out of me.

The women (usually fat asses) that write something along the lines of: *I am a highly independent woman with 3 kids full time, if you have a problem with that then swipe left!*

Is this supposed to attract a man? Is it some sort of reverse psychology? Like a man is going to be defiant to her statement and say “You can’t tell me what to think or do… I’m swiping right!” Or: “Hey, I see that you are in a completely s~~~ situation and are trying to bluff your way into tricking a sucker into picking up your baggage. Please allow me to be that sucker!”

No woman with any amount of kids full time is independent. They are certainly not free to do as they wish and they are not financially independent unless they have won the lottery. Every woman I have met that has kids is dependent on child support, social welfare, or someone else. Sure, a small population of statistical outliers exist that are single mothers who make great cash, have a bunch of kids, and are financially independent. But let’s be real, that’s not even close to the norm.

So when I keep seeing loser after loser who is pretending to act like she is the one calling the shots when she has a completely undesirable situation, I can’t help but wonder if that s~~~ actually works.

The other one that bugs me is “whiskey”.

They’ll have a list of their favorite activities or interests on their profiles:

Hiking
Traveling
Snowboarding
Going to baseball games
Whiskey

I’ve seriously noticed “whiskey” being listed as an activity or an interest on dozens of women’s profiles now.

So uh, whiskey is an activity? How does one “whiskey”? I was whiskeying down to the store the other day.

Whiskey is one of your interests? Please, tell me the history of whiskey and which rare whiskies that you enjoy drinking on a regular basis. Oh, you’re just interested in writing the word whiskey on your profile, I see.

Beside the fact that this sample list is pretty typical for many women’s profiles (even if it is all lies as they usually are), when did whiskey become something to boast about by women? Is this supposed to make them seem hip and cool to men? More fakery of pretending to be into the things that men typically like?

On another note: “traveling”. Most of these beeotches aren’t going on any trips unless a man pays for them to go for free.

Rant over.

#MANOUT

[Anonymous 54]

By independent they really mean defiant and obnoxious.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

the road wrote:

I was on tinder

Well that was your first mistake.

Seriously, don’t go on tinder.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

sidecar wrote:

the road wrote:

I was on tinder

Well that was your first mistake.

Seriously, don’t go on tinder.

Or go there for a laugh 😉

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Avoid ALL dating and social media sites like the plague! They are minefields littered with liars, single mothers, gold diggers and other misfits. And if that’s not enough to make you run for the hills – remember women are in control on these sites. Most are obese warpigs with a litter of kids from several different dads – and the very few who are decent and look somewhat attractive are untouchable. They get deluged with contacts from hundreds of men. They will only pick the best of the best – most money, top looks and those with “game”. Save yourself the misery – avoid these tar pits.

[HitmanParticipant]

they list “whiskey” to get men to think they will drink with them.
they list it and then you either get a LIAR or an ALCOHOLIC.
false advertising is the norm on dating sites.

[RedPillBonerParticipant 541]

Delete tinder

[narwhalParticipant]

From what I’ve seen, it’s rare to see a profile where they actually describe who they really are and/or what they are really looking for. Most of it is false advertising and random memes and comments that belong on facebook or something like that.

Most recently, I saw a meme that something along the lines that a man needs a woman for a couple of really stupid reasons I can’t remember. Why is this on her profile? First of all, the pics are so a guy can see what you look like, not memes. Second, it says nothing about you. Third, if a guy is seriously considering dating you, you don’t need to tell him some random reasons why he needs a random woman, he already knows what he wants and what he’s looking for. What this really says is that guys avoid you like the plague and this stupid meme is what you cling to for self worth. You’ve convinced yourself that you have value simply for your gender alone, despite the fact that you really have nothing to offer. You believe that if you can believe the lie, a guy reading this will believe it too.

Ok. Then do it.

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