Just Manly Things

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

A chicken will contribute more to your household than a woman.

That’s immensely quotable.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[peterfaParticipant 833]

@keymaster, yeah, well, if you give a pig an apple, it’ll turn that into bacon. That’s far more valuable than an egg.

[Anonymous 11]

I miss my chicken. A red tail hawk got her. Nothing beats free range eggs. I was bartering 12 eggs for 1.5 pounds of 16 hour slow smoked Boston Butt pulled pork BBQ plus 1/2 gallon of gumbo.

@Pascal- Never underestimate the value of yard bird eggs in an urban area. You can’t get them at the store. My city lets me keep up to 5 hens by zoning ordinace

@Key- It’s true too.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

@Pascal- Never underestimate the value of yard bird eggs in an urban area. You can’t get them at the store. My city lets me keep up to 5 hens by zoning ordinace

My zoning ordinances have vanished, I do whatever the f~~~ I want!

Free range chicken eggs taste best during the summer months, lots of bugs in their diet, pain in the ass bugs too! I keep chickens for self preservation from disease carrying TICKS. I haven’t removed a single tick since I’ve had chickens, but they’re hell on grass…… Stupid too…….

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

My zoning ordinances have vanished, I do whatever the f~~~ I want!

Hell yeah, that’s the spirit!! You’d freak on how much chicken s~~~ stinks in the Summer heat down here. That limits me right there. I can keep 2 in my backyard and the grass survives. At 3 you can start to tell.

I used to like seeing mine chase down bugs mid-flight and kill them. I f~~~ing hate store bought eggs. Even the special super expensive ones cannot compare. They are really stupid which was why my last one got killed by the hawk. The one the coon got was very good about watching for raptors. I’ve solved the coon problem with electricity though.

Chickens are born to die. Do not get attached and move on to the next one just like with a woman. Chickens are much smarter than women though.

[Canadia09Participant 10]

I was told to make a post in here from my intro…

Keeping your motorbike in your kitchen #jsutmanlythings

people always question it, but its a clean area to work and my garage has another project car… and my car port has my other project..

 

I noted on the comments about cooking and it reminded me of a bit of a funny story from friday night, I was at a mates house, and of course his misses always makes sure I get my greens when I am there as being a single man its assumed I cant cook, they ask what my meals consist of, I reply with “I just whip up a quick bbq chicken,  put down tinfoil, add salt, pepper, thyme, chili powder. roll chicken in it till coated, add lemon juice, wrap and bake for 10” both him and his missus just look at my like “damn this guy eats great” made me chuckle.

 

 

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

I try to keep it minimal on what I need, before me. Fresh Paper and sharp Pencil,  Headphones, Wallet, Keys, air Rifle, PC on top.
Lovely Cactus behind the curtains. Alien Statue is a gift from Russian friends.
other PC’s under table, videocards and tech around the room, placed on shelfs.

Thats it. Cool thread, wish could see other people Bat Caves hehe.

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[Anonymous 11]

Playing 400 watts of Death Metal at maximum volume on a Saturday morning with no bitch to complain.

Nothing like total sonic domination of your house. I’m paying back my sorry assed roommate for waking me up at 4:00AM when he returned from partying as I started it at 6:00AM. I’m getting a lot of housework done too.

[BuckshotParticipant 4]

I live in London, 1 bdrm flat. my ‘lounge’ has 60 year old Moto Guzzi, Tig welder, drill press, hand tools, scooter being rebuilt, racing pushbike, concrete sheep, various paintings. Pretty much weekly I wake at 4 am to work on something. Naked. So good to live without woman. Nice when they visit. Then go.

[Anonymous 11]

Nice one Buckshot. I’ve got Miata parts and tools all over the kitchen for a project to get my baby back on the road over the next 60 days.

I won’t even allow non-related women into my house except for my only female friend. I don’t even trust them enough for that privilege.

Another cool thing about not having one around, is blasting classic Black Sabbath at a full 400 watts on Easter Sunday with no wench to complain all while my kitchen counter is taken up by laptops that I’m in various stages of troubleshooting all while drinking beer.

[Anonymous 0]

 

Anonymous wrote:

Another cool thing about not having one around, is blasting classic Black Sabbath at a full 400 watts on Easter Sunday

hahaha…same here, although I like the Black Sabbath with Dio (R.I.P.) more than with Ozzy. I am glad that Toni fought successfully against cancer.

Look out! there’s danger! no where to run!
It seems like desperate measures but sometimes it has to be done
Over, it’s over at last
There’s a message inside as we build a new life from the past

Carpe Noctem!

[Anonymous 0]

Buckshot wrote:

Naked. So good to live without woman. Nice when they visit. Then go.

HAha…no more to say.

Carpe Noctem!

[secomikeParticipant 27]

Parked my Harley in the living room for years. Had a special nook for it. Girl moves in and asks, “Does this motorcycle stay in here all the time?” Told her, “Once you get it all shined up, you won’t mind it a bit.” Things went sour from that point on. Still have the Harley. Fired the bitch.

[Anonymous 11]

secomike wrote:

“Once you get it all shined up, you won’t mind it a bit.

That killed me secomike. I’ll tell that to the next one that mentions the sea kayak that graces my living room.

@Hollowmile: I love the Dio Sabbath version too. You quoted from my #1 Dio era song “Falling Off The Edge Of The World”. That’s a very inspirational song. I also like “Lady Evil”.

I’m glad to hear the news on Tony.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

ChauvinistPig wrote:

A chicken will contribute more to your household than a woman.

That’s immensely quotable.

@CPig, I have to add…. Chickens eat ticks that latch onto you and suck blood; Chicks latch onto you and suck blood…..

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

Chickens eat ticks that latch onto you and suck blood; Chicks latch onto you and suck blood

That’s immensely quotable too.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Chickens are born to die. Do not get attached

@CPig, when my flock hits the wall, I wring their necks, and toss them in a fire; when women hit the wall, they wring their own necks, and toss themselves in the fire…

[Anonymous 11]

It’s amazing how much chickens and women have in common. Except a chicken is way smarter.

[Anonymous 42]

Not only are they smarter, they work harder! but, you have to make sure they come home at night, just like a woman, they’ll put-out for someone else, and in the damn-est places,,,,,,,,,,you’ll find YOUR EGGS parked in a strangers driveway!

Also, chickens and women are identical in the way they change their minds, and direction, without so much as a hint! The MGTOW, is a direct result of women being allowed to roam the fields of their own true nature, they have the power to alter governments to enforce their wild and unpredictable desires. As a MGHOW, I want no part of all the labor it takes to manage chickens, only to have the law dictate that I must allow them to roam absolutely free, and to mandate that I must pay for the feed, the coupe, and the cleanup cost for all the lost and rotten eggs. Feminism has destroyed all incentive to manage your own chickens, and to step on all the eggs…..

[Anonymous 11]

A chicken can handle roaming the fields. Women can’t which is why we need strong men like of old.

Anonymous wrote:

only to have the law dictate that I must allow them to roam absolutely free, and to mandate that I must pay for the feed, the coupe, and the cleanup cost for all the lost and rotten eggs.

Plus, you can end up payin’ for the another rooster’s biddies too.

Chickens eat Black Widows. Women are Black Widows.

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