Just a few blonde jokes

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Just a few blonde jokes

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian….” The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
A: Because she got an “F” in sex.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why did the blonde have square t~~~? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

Q: Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? A: Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: If you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks.

Q: How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is still wet.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, she has a grenade in her hand.

[HitmanParticipant]

what do you get when a naked bleached blonde stands on her head ?
a brunette with bad breath..

[Anonymous 5]

Haha right on ?!

[AttonParticipant]

Faaf nice one

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[HitmanParticipant]

i don’t want to start a new thread for this , soooo…
how do you know when your home was robbed by a chinese guy ?
two hours later,
your home-work is finished,
your computer’s been upgraded,
and he’s STILL trying to back out of your driveway !

[OldBillParticipant]

A cop pulls over a speeding car and walks up to the driver’s door. A blonde rolls down thew window and she’s already crying.

“I know I was speeding, but I can’t afford more points on my license,” she wails. “One more point and I’ll lost my license! I’ll do anything not to get a ticket!”

The cop looks around and there isn’t another car for miles.

“Anything?” he asks.

“Anything!” she cries.

The cop looks around again, unzips his fly, pulls out his penis, and presents it to the blonde.

“Go ahead,” the cop says.

“Oh no,” the blonde replies. “Not another breathalyzer!”

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

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