Jokes for Women and Blue Pill Men

[Falcon SageParticipant 92]

I recently heard a few amazing jokes that, one was even told to me by a female friend, I suspect she might be trying to play NAWALT but that doesn’t really matter. Anyway, without further ado:

What is the smartest thing to have come out of a woman’s mouth?
Einstein’s c~~~

How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
When her sentence starts with “A man once told me…”

Wanna hear a joke?
Women’s rights

What do you do when your dishwasher isn’t working?
Slap her

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman

What’s the best part about a blowjob?
Ten minutes of silence

What’s the difference between a woman and a battery?
A battery has a positive side

How many women does it take to fix a light bulb?
4, 3 to form a support group, 1 to call her mangina boyfriend to fix it

"Woman is a misbegotten man and has a faulty and defective nature in comparison to his. Therefore she is unsure in herself. What she cannot get, she seeks to obtain through lying and diabolical deceptions. And so, to put it briefly, one must be on one's guard with every woman, as if she were a poisonous snake and the horned devil. ... Thus in evil and perverse doings woman is cleverer, that is, slyer, than man. Her feelings drive woman toward every evil, just as reason impels man toward all good." –Saint Albertus Magnus, Dominican theologian, 13th century

[HitmanParticipant]

How do you p~~~ off Martha Stewart twice?
F~~~ her in the ass and wipe your dick off on her curtains !
Hahaha! !!

[HitmanParticipant]

Why do men die before their wives?
Because they WANT to !!!

[ConstantineParticipant 4417]

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[GonzoZiiByrnnarParticipant 195]

Falcon Sage wrote:

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman

The Best One!

Rule Of T.A.W.E.D. Trust a woman = Death

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

GonzoZiiByrnnar wrote:

Falcon Sage wrote:

What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman

The Best One!

It’s a little different in Dutch:

What do you call the fat around a vagina?
The woman.

Heh.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[RoyDalParticipant]

Anti-Feminist Jokes (website)
http://www.kappit.com/tag/anti-feminist-jokes/

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