Jokes

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

A lady living on the 10th floor got a strange phone call.
“I am The Viper. You’ll see me soon.”
The lady was confused and a little creeped out.
Phone rings again few minutes later.
“I am The Viper. I’m coming up.”

Lady panics and calls for police.
Phone rings again as soon as she hangs up.
“I am The Viper. I just got off the elevator.”
Lady jumps for the door to make sure it’s locked.
She can hear his footsteps making his way to her door!
Footsteps stop and there’s a loud bang on the door.

She musters up some courage and opens it.
She looks around, but there’s no one there.
*AHEM*
She looks down and sees a little Eastern European man.
“I am The Viper. I vish to vash and vipe the vindows.”

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[SuggestiusParticipant 3312]

Oh man. Thanks I’m at home. I hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time.

Happiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

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