joke-wal mart greeter

[2icebittenParticipant 147]

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9558]

No offense, but being a store greeter has got to be the worst retail job, because there’s nothing worse than standing in the front of the store saying “hi” and “have a nice day” all day long like a robot. They want someone to be a greeter whenever I judge elections or primaries and I refuse to do that. I get bored easily.

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[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

I feel bad every time I see greeters at Wal Mart. Kudos to Wal Mart for giving them an opportunity to make money doing something fairly easy, but “easy” doesn’t necessarily mean “pleasant.”

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[AwakenedParticipant 35203]

2icebitten wrote:

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

You should have mentioned to him that you were just telling the customer the truth, and why would he want you to Lie to the customers ??

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

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2icebitten wrote:

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

Straight away just reading that i remember hitman talking about the dangers of landwhales on karts .

F~~~ take care bro you dont want to get hit by one of these behemoths

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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Whats the go with this c~~~ in the thumb nail . Got a couple around here . They a from the vrill society and know where hitler is . Lol .

So funny sitting with the old blokes watching some of the trash that is moving in here . Some c~~~s hardly leave this area . F~~~in tatted up hair coloured psrrots running around at the moment .

A couple of c~~~s went on a whinge to a minister to enforce the removal of anti feminist slogans that yhey had written on there vans .

F~~~in arseholes i spotted the c~~~s when i was driving my dad down to the old crew .

C~~~s were in a big f~~~ off truck with pink stickers on thd s~~~ . F~~~ing multi coloured hair the both of em . Arms out the window .

I told my dad they where here to be c~~~s and then they will f~~~ off .

Think …. no i am pretty sure they were lezos .

Aussie men women love those f~~~in plastic tonka trucks .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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The mind wonders

With meat on the bone and all that f~~~ing coloured hair they would make a great lure unfortunately for the sharks .

Enter at own risk dont go making a drama of s~~~ .

Hey and that was a skinny one

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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Sharks should be preserved not poisened

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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Feminists must listen too

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I always say hello and goodbye to the greeters, they always seem to be really nice people.

2icebitten, if you’re looking for a part time job, a lot of rental car companies hire folks to drive the cars from one store to another. Don’t know if that is something you’d like but just through I’d let you know.

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