Joe's Hoes #1

[Anonymous 14]

Ok, I had the idea of sharing some Hoe related experiences from the days of my youth now and then, maybe tell a story every week or three depending on when inspired. I did really well with the ladies when I was young, so I have a whole head full of stories like this, decades worth really.

When I was in the 7th grade I had my first “fooling around” type of relationship. You know, after the silly hand-holding and quick kisses type s~~~, this was full on titties in my face and sucking on them, grinding and long make-out sessions… Now, I still hadn’t hit puberty yet and was still very unsure of myself sexually. It was like trying to learn how to swim after having grown up in a land locked state with no swimming pool or lake for miles. The girl I was with? Four inches taller than me and already had the body of a 22 year old Playboy Centerfold. Yea, I know, too bad I didn’t know what I was doing yet, forget the fact that I didn’t even have the right tools for the job at this point… Well, it was a great relationship. I was deep into this girl built like a woman.

Well, guess how it ended? Really, close your eyes and take your time then read on… Well, one day in class her friend was mad at her, they were frantically sending notes back and forth to each other to the point that they got in trouble. I was wondering just what in the actual f~~~ was going on? Finally they seemed really mad at each other. Well, my girlfriend seemed scared, her friend seemed p~~~ed. After class I am walking around and the girlfriend breaks in the other direction as she notices her friend move towards me, the friend hands me a note and breaks away as well. Guess what? Turns out Joe’s Hoe #1 was already F~~~ING a dude in high school and her BEST FRIEND just ratted her out to me… That’s right, this is 1980 something and at 13 she is already having sex with a 17 year old boyfriend. APPARENTLY Joe was just the Jr. High boyfriend…She did come to me and try to apologize later in the day, but I just said, and I quote: “F~~~ off slut”. I then proceeded to walk it off like the mini-pimp I was, no f~~~s given. If I had not been doing so well with girls after me all the time I am sure it would have been crushing, but I literally had them lined up. Down the road in high school she could barely talk to me, always carried a bit of that Hoe shame around with her, as well she should have.

This was not my last Hoe encounter, just my first, and oh boy what a kickoff it was.

[bladeParticipant]

This is what happens when ya get stoned . Old stories emerge .

Swing us the bong bro . Lol

Cool story joe

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 18]

Anonymous wrote:

proceeded to walk it off like the mini-pimp I was

I was going to assume you came in your pants. Let’s face it firm titties in your face at age of 12-13 is pretty awesome.

She may well be a single momma on a dating site trying to re-kindle Chad-thunder-c~~~ encounters of her youth.

Slutty women make good practice to kill inner blue pilled mangina. A treatment for oneitis of sorts.

[bladeParticipant]

A bong a flash back memory bank wank . Did it clear ya mind bro . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 14]

And hear I thought you were gonna tell us how the US just kills whoever Israel wants, ha ha just busting your b~~~~, great post.

Ha, I only do that on Tuesdays!

And yea, I think this girl made me hit puberty, because right after her it hit hard and I became the bad boy type in many ways. Any display when young of rebellion or fighting makes their panties wet for sure just as you described here.

blade wrote:

A bong a flash back memory bank wank . Did it clear ya mind bro . Lol

Yea, lol dude I am stoned about 95% of the time my computer is on. The bong gets loaded as the cpu loads just about every time. I am actually playing MMOs most of the time, I just tab back here now and then to see wtf is going on. And if any of you guys think the bitching and fighting here is bad… MGTOW is pre-school vs. what goes on in chat channels in online games. It actually feels like a convalescent home here at times really.

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

^ LMAO. Trade chat in WoW. ‘Nuff said.

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

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