Jeb and Ariel: My Closest Friend and the Grade's Hottest Girl

[Anonymous 0]

This is an ongoing tragedy of mine and I’d very much appreciate your advice, gentlemen.

My friend, Jeb, is one I hold very dear; he’s a great guy who shares a lot of the right-wing views I have, and he’s a hard constitutionalist. Problem is, he’s blue-pill, and I’m afraid it’ll put him under.

Jeb came from Portland, so he was a blue-pill cuck when I met him. I was able to red-pill him about a ton of things: feminism, government, economics, but I couldn’t red-pill him about women. That was the one thing I couldn’t give him, and now, I fear it’ll kill all his friendships, over a single girl.

Enter Ariel. Ariel is what many would describe as a NAWALT. She’s got a very attractive face and body, a great sense of humour, and a clever wit about her. She’s also kind hearted and apolitical. “Perfect!”, the blue-pill mind would think. Though this couldn’t be further from the truth.

You see, Ariel has a history of stringing guys along, and them swatting them down in spirt breaking fashion, or if she so desires, she friend-zones them permanently, which to relates to the story of Dante; a story for another day. Abe knew this, and this was enough to keep him away… for a time.

Recently, there was a house party, but the house was over an hour away from many, so some slept over and others didn’t bother to show. Of those who slept, Jeb and Ariel were of them. At the dead of night, the band of drunk teenagers decided to play spin the bottle. I think you can guess where this is going, gentlemen…

Jeb gets Ariel not one, not two, but four times. He was drunk off his nuts by that time, so when she invited him to go downstairs with her, there was no refusing her. There lay an emperor size bed, and in it, was José, fast asleep. His story shall also be told another day. Anyways, she invited him atop the mattress, where he follows. They cuddle for a while, until she feels an abrupt presence down south. He. Was. F~~~ing. Hard. She gasps in surprise, and starts to stoke his c~~~. Keep in mind, Jeb is black, so he’s got no problems down there. I’ll spare you the details, but they stop short of f~~~ing because José was in the same bed.

Come the start of the week, Jeb is completely different. She’s got him in his web. As Jeb tells me this story, I can pick up in the intonations of his voice how deep she’s gotten to him, and I genuinely start to fear for him.
Later that week, in history class, I get a message on my lap top telling me about he’s going to kill a guy who pulled up to talk to her about art.; just about the gayest thing you can imagine.

Guys, from one man to another, give it to me straight. Can I help him or is he lost?

Hope you enjoyed and thank you for your words of wisdom.

[ghostParticipant]

Put a fork in him. He’s done.

Create some distance between yourself and Jeb.

Don’t overthink. Just execute.

[Anonymous 0]

ghost wrote:

Put a fork in him. He’s done.

Well, rest in peace I guess.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

He TOO shall have to learn the hard way.

Hopefully, He LEARNS…..

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 0]

I’m speaking from inexperience here, but there’s gotta be a way to red-pill him the easy way.

[ghostParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I’m speaking from inexperience here, but there’s gotta be a way to red-pill him the easy way.

You cannot red pill anyone. You have to let them learn on their own. He has to seek it out himself before you can help him.

I have moved on from plenty of friends for similar reasons. It’s in the best interest for both sides. Think about it.

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

No I disagree. If you count this guy as a close friend, you need to keep being the word of reason for him. Keep reminding him of her past track record and AWALT.

[HermitParticipant]

ghost wrote:

Young Buck wrote:

I’m speaking from inexperience here, but there’s gotta be a way to red-pill him the easy way.

You cannot red pill anyone. You have to let them learn on their own. He has to seek it out himself before you can help him.

I have moved on from plenty of friends for similar reasons. It’s in the best interest for both sides. Think about it.

Man, that s~~~ is the truth for sure. ……and many times, even after the red pill, it takes more and more red pills. After my marriage, I was done! That was it. No more women will ever get to me. Well, one snuck in on me.

The hottest gal who I ever spoke to….and she was nice and she was friendly and she was funny…… After we started talking on a regular basis, I warned myself and told myself, “Don’t take the bait. You’re smarter than this. Don’t get involved.” Still, I got a little too close. Nothing happened, but I still got too close and f~~~ed myself a little bit. Could’ve been a lot worse, but after she finally showed me her dark side, which of course I should’ve known was there, I backed off and never spoke to her again. Worked out great. She even started avoiding me in the halls.

……but damn, I had no idea it’d be so easy to burn my fingers again. Damn evil using women.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Wait for the fall.

Then when he is reentering the atmosphere full speed and on fire, try to redirect him to crash over here.

That’s all you can do.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[OldBillParticipant]

Spin the bottle? History class? Grade’s hottest girl?

Are you eighteen? Or did you lie when you joined?

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 7]

OldBill wrote:

Are you eighteen? Or did you lie when you joined?

FWIW. In his intro KM said they had corresponded before he joined. Yes he is HS.

[Anonymous 7]

You mentioned your friend is black, is cupcake white?

If she is she might get evolved with your friend just to f~~~ with her folks.

Either way, sad times are coming for your friend.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Weird story. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and consider it true. You may hold your friend very dear, but I can assure you that the reverse is not true. Blue pills will always ditch their best friends or throw them under the bus for a woman. Live your life the way you want, but since you asked for advice, I’d say don’t be friends with manginas. They’ll f~~~ you over in a heartbeat if it will “win” them a smile from a girl.

I learned this very early in high school. I overheard many of my so-called “friends” talking s~~~ about me when they thought I wasn’t around just to suck up to girls who hated me (which was most of them, since I was an outspoken anti-feminist at the time).

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 3]

Good point there,Bill.
I have a sense of impending doom.
I don’t feel there are any winning here.
I would say: Remain steadfast. Someone’s going to have to do a repair job when all this is over.
Good luck to you

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22503]

Hes gotta learn the hard way.

Distance, now.

You might be able to talk to him more clearly about it way down the road.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

I appreciate your candor but for your sake I hope you’re changing names to alleviate future hardships.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Nope. He is literally being led around by the dick- and God help anybody that gets in the way of a blue-pillers conquest.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

MGTOW is something most earn.

First it is his turn. Then she gives him a burn. Then maybe he will learn.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 0]

OldBill wrote:

Are you eighteen? Or did you lie when you joined?

Like the bio says, I’m a young guy; 17. I came here to learn from y’all’s experiences and stories. Thought I’d share a conundrum that’s troubling me, lol.

[Anonymous 0]

Chase Pesos wrote:

I appreciate your candor but for your sake I hope you’re changing names to alleviate future hardships.

Of course I changed the names. I’ve also kept the location vague and I’m even using a language format that I don’t usually. Trying to keep everything as anonymous as possible, for his sake.

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