Its OFFICIAL: Farting is attractive !

[LowKeyParticipant 702]

People who farts in front of their partners have a more lasting relationship!!!

Happy weekend fellas, here’s some entertaining read

“…the fact of farting in front of her boyfriend, make them more attractive and creates empathy with their partner.”

Im framing this quote on my wall, I dont know about you guys

Don't let defeat, defeat you; Let defeat be your greatest teacher.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

WOW so we’re actually no longer joking, when we say white knight mangina’s are brown nosers, who believe females s~~~ doesn’t stink.

This sums up why they basically tell women their s~~~ doesn’t stink … the actually believe it doesn’t.

Just another reason to add to the “REASONS TO STAY SINGLE FOR LIFE” page.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LowKey wrote:

People who farts in front of their partners have a more lasting relationship!!!

Women actually admit that UPSETTING their boyfriend / husband / partner is a sign of a “healthy relationship”. Don’t even listen to these farting c~~~s tell everyone what’s “attractive”. They are barrel-scraping trash.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/9126265/Research-finds-women-feel-happy-when-their-husband-or-partner-is-upset.html

Women would say FAT is attractive if you let them, but they NEVER get to decide what men think is “attractive”. Only men decide what is attractive to men about women. And this tub of s~~~ is NOT IT.

No sweetie. You are NOT “attractive”. No matter how many middle fingers you hold ip to a camera, you will NEVER be “attractive”. Ever.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Noo.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[RennieParticipant]

People who farts in front of their partners have a more lasting relationship!!!

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

I must look like Prince Charming, himself, then.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

I once had a chick fart in front of me while I was working. That’s exactly what I smelt, s~~~! So therefore white knights and manginas have to realize a grim truth. Women are filled with s~~~, they s~~~, they bulls~~~ and they are exactly that, S~~~. Hot to look at, but very disgusting to have. You should see the faces when I say eeeewwwww in front of them lol!

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[Anonymous 54]

Stincky little f~~~ing c~~~.

A women farting in front of you is nothing but an act of disrepect.

The marrage will last because only a spineless little s~~~ eater would accept this kinda s~~~.

I mean s~~~,the pussy farts when you give them a good f~~~ing arent enough?

Holy f~~~ing S~~~.

S~~~ WOMEN

POOP SMELL WOMEN

BAD HYGENE WOME

WOMEN SMELL BAD

NEVER GET MARRIED

HEED MY WARNING

NO S~~~!

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Who’d thought?

Anyway, women doesn’t appreciate it when I fart, so where’s that sexy again? I have a saying about this:

“A fart a day keeps the bitch away.”

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

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