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Anonymous2I’m so sick of hearing women bitch about how female comedians get no respect. No respect? Come the f~~~ off it! Female comedians like Chelsea Handler, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer are simply not funny! If you had two 20,000 seat theaters next to each other and you had those four female comedians doing a show at one theater and Lewis Black, Bill Burr, Jim Jeffries, and Louis C.K. at the theater next to it, and then told a crowd of 20,000 people to go into the theater of their preference, I GUARANTEE there would be a huge majority of people going into the theater with the male comedians. Pretty much every person that is not a feminist would be going to see the men.
Every female comedian has the same boring routine:
– make anti-male jokes
– talk about how hard women have it
– talk about their vaginaWomen suck at comedy because they can’t make humor out of daily life like men can, and they don’t have any sense of how to do political humour (unless you consider some whiny feminist complaining about “the patriarchy” political humour).
Women don’t face the hardships men face in life. They grow up believing they’re victims, then do nothing but talk about themselves, because the truth is, their life has been pretty f~~~ing easy. They get a pussy pass in everything, so what are they going to talk about, other than stupid feminist myths like the wage gap, or anti-male stereotypes? Male comedians are really good at getting people to laugh at the s~~~tier side of life, because they have it harder in life. Men can make you p~~~ your pants laughing just talking about the crazy s~~~ that happens in our society on a daily basis, or just regular family life. The only people who find female comedians funny are other women, specifically feminist women, because even a good majority of women would rather see Bill Burr over Chelsea Handler any day.
You have all these whiny feminists bitching about how some big comedy festival only had 3 or 4 female comedians on the lineup of 40, acting like women should make up half the lineup just because they are women. “Oh, I have it so hard being a female comedian! Nobody wants to come see me because I’m a woman!” No, nobody wants to come see you because you’re not funny! It’s really that f~~~ing simple! Either get some good material together and quit talking about your vagina, or quit your bitching! Nobody other than feminists want to pay to hear you rehash the same s~~~ that every other female comedian out there is doing. Quit acting like you’re entitled to have people pay to see you, or be put on the same bill as other big name comedians just because you’re a f~~~ing woman.
The one area where you had good female comedians was sketch comedy. Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence are good examples of that. But now, even sketch comedy is being overtaken by feminists who lack any good material and simply feel that they are entitled to an audience out of political correctness.
Once again reality doesn’t sync up with their bulls~~~. When it comes down to shellin out the cash, you want the biggest bang for your buck, and that goes for everything…including comedy. Maybe they can form a female activist committee for female comics and get the government to pay for the seats that don’t fill up at one of their “routine” routines. And you can’t respect whiney, but they don’t seem to get that.
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To be fair there has been one comedy writer/actress in the last ten years, whom does not suck at comedy. She is actually pretty good at both writing and acting comedy.
That women being, Tina Fey. Her series 30 Rock is hilarious. It is on Netflix if you want to check out. Though, it really does hit its stride until the beginning of season two. Though many of the episodes of season one were funny.
The reason Tina Fey is so funny is she is not afraid to make fun of many things others will not touch. She was not afraid to lampoon feminism in every way possible. And this shows in 30 Rock.
What are you talking about women aren’t funny?! They’re extremely funny when they flop and fail like this!
Now that’s funny! Hahaha.
On a serious note, I hate listening to most female comedians like Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer. Those c~~~s aren’t funny in the least.
Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.
To be fair there has been one comedy writer/actress in the last ten years, whom does not suck at comedy. She is actually pretty good at both writing and acting comedy.
That women being, Tina Fey. Her series 30 Rock is hilarious. It is on Netflix if you want to check out. Though, it really does hit its stride until the beginning of season two. Though many of the episodes of season one were funny.
The reason Tina Fey is so funny is she is not afraid to make fun of many things others will not touch. She was not afraid to lampoon feminism in every way possible. And this shows in 30 Rock.
Even though Tina Fey and her best friend Amy Poehler are self proclaimed feminists, at least Tina Fey is one of the few feminists that actually made it big in terms of using her talents and even made a lot of money in doing it at the same time. Tina is actually one of the few feminists that make feminism as a whole look good because she does not need any man to succeed in life. As for the other feminist comedians, I think that they are not very funny at all but yet the media is always trying to push them in our throats when in reality, they suck at what they do.
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I think the only female comedian that was popular that I liked was Amy Schumer. She had a bit of a knack for some delivery and set up. Granted she wasn’t hilarious because a lot of the humor was very subtle and “matter of fact”, but I did enjoy her skit shows and some stand up. Now that I know she’s a joke stealing dumbass I can’t watch her s~~~ anymore. Same thing with Carlos Mencia. Cardinal rule is f~~~ joke thieves.
Maybe as mentioned before Tina Fey? I don’t find her that funny either unless its with that Parks and Rec chick. She is solid as a duo the way she plays off people. Honestly I think the only “funny” women are found on youtube or something. No hilarious female comedian springs to mind other than Lucille Ball, early Joanne Rivers, and Mary Tyler Moore. I find that Fappening chick from the Hunger games has better dry wit than most chicks in comedy. It’s sad. There is a legitimate dry (even more dry than usual?) spell with female comedians. They are too focused on feminism, and not being funny with satire and bulls~~~ humor and it kills any shot at killing the audience.
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In addition to that, here’s a few names you gentlemen might remember:
Elizabeth Montgomery,
Lucile ball,
Luwanda,”Aunt Esther” Page
Loni Love
Rita Rudner (One of my personal favorites)
Carroll Burnett(Another fave)
Marsha Warfield……………..And that’s one minute of thinking. The problem is NOT women. IT NEVER HAS BEEN. Some people are good at comedy, and some aren’t. This goes for men, women, and children. Trying to spew some sort of political agenda as comedy will NEVER work!! It won’t work for men, or children, and it won’t work for WOMEN. The s~~~ ain’t funny. Period.
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One the main reasons these modern/female “comedians” are not funny is because they are TERRIFIED of lowering themselves for a laugh. Men are far more willing to laugh at (and make fun of) themselves.
Women are generally terrified of looking unattractive. Men will allow themselves to look dorky, nerdy and stupid just to make people laugh. As dorky, nerdy and stupid as possible.
Luckile Ball and Caroll Burnett were very rare exceptions, and Joan Rivers always talked about how flat-chested and unsexy she was …. but the likes of Tina Faye, Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman et al. talk down about others. They enjoy looking as ill-tempered, snide, condescending and brackish as possible.
Men are good at joking because it makes us feel good. It makes everyone feel good. Laughing is for pleasure. But just like half of an Oreo cookie, there is a dark side to comedy: sarcasm.
One of the biggest problems with women and sarcasm is they use it too much. Men know that sarcasm overuse makes one look simple and petulant, but female comedians seem to have no problem with that. They think it empowers them and makes them look interesting while they actually have nothing to offer. That’s why they’re sarcastic as often as f~~~ing possible.
Amy Schumer IS totally unattractive. But instead of working that to be “funny”, she actually pretends, talks and poses like she’s hot. That’s why it doesn’t work.
In an AT&T(?) mobile phone SuperBowl commercial, Sarah Silverman leans over a couple that are looking at their new baby and says “sorry it’s a boy”…. and thinks this is “funny”. That’s a “punchline” to these repugnant unfunny bitches.
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Women suffer from what I refer to as “reverse grandiosity”. Even when she TRIES to look insecure by saying something derogatory about herself, if you agree with her, she get furious.
“I”m feeling kinda fat today”.
“Well I wasn’t going to say anything…..”.
… and she goes f~~~ing ape s~~~. She won’t even laugh at that, even though it’s hilarious, because everyone knows she only said it to hear a COMPLIMENT. So not giving her one is actually funny! Instead of laughing along with it, she gets angry because of her reverse grandiosity.
Everything these unfunny women do (and say) is to try and elevate their desirability – even when they aren’t. They will lower others for a laugh – but not themselves. When they get dumped because a guy just doesn’t like her, she doesn’t accept that she’s not likable. He’s just an asshole or a jerk because she refuses to allow herself to look unattractive.
It’s all about trying to make herself look “unattainable”.
Everyone ELSE is a “joke” and can be made fun of…. except her.The next time Sarah Silverman is introduced, the announcer should say “Sorry it’s a girl”.
That would be funny.
Almost as funny as the word “man” in her name.If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Joan Rivers’ was hands down the best female comedian, and she got even better with age. You can youtube some of her appearances and she is every bit as brutal as Jim Jefferies or Louis CK.
I don’t find women to be funny at all, and it’s because of the material. If any of you guys check out the Comedy Central or HBO Go apps, you’ll notice that about 50% of the comedian clips are of women. Those networks are trying their hardest to push women comedian’s on the world and very few people find them to be funny.
DUDE Carol Burnette was funny.
Now that you guys mention it, I did notice that most comedians are men. Although I did like Lucille Ball in those Lucy shows. Men are just better at some forms of entertainment. We’re better at action/adventure, comedy, war, westerns, sometimes horror and sci-fi. Women are better at drama.
By the way, that video of the French girl was funny. I hope that fall into the water shut her up.
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I’m no fan of female ‘comedians’ either. Here is their entire act:
1. My vagina
2. My idiot boyfriend/husband or lack thereof.
3. I don’t get along with my mom.Fuck this planet.One the main reasons these modern/female “comedians” are not funny is because they are TERRIFIED of lowering themselves for a laugh. Men are far more willing to laugh at (and make fun of) themselves.
I never really thought of it that way. I guess that after thinking about it, that I realized that I just learned something new.
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I’m no fan of female ‘comedians’ either. Here is their entire act:
^^ Cap’s right. Check it out…..
1. My vagina
First attempt at a “punchline” of the first 2016 Ghostc~~~sters trailer.
“That stuff went everywhere – in EVERY crack”.2. My idiot boyfriend/husband or lack thereof.
All of them.
3. I don’t get along with my mom.
1st Amy Schemer attempt at a punchline from stand-up comedy special:
“My mom’s a c~~~… hear me out”. End quote.If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.One the main reasons these modern/female “comedians” are not funny is because they are TERRIFIED of lowering themselves for a laugh. Men are far more willing to laugh at (and make fun of) themselves.
Women are generally terrified of looking unattractive. Men will allow themselves to look dorky, nerdy and stupid just to make people laugh. As dorky, nerdy and stupid as possible.
Luckile Ball and Caroll Burnett were very rare exceptions, and Joan Rivers always talked about how flat-chested and unsexy she was …. but the likes of Tina Faye, Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, Sarah Silverman et al. talk down about others. They enjoy looking as ill-tempered, snide, condescending and brackish as possible.
Men are good at joking because it makes us feel good. It makes everyone feel good. Laughing is for pleasure. But just like half of an Oreo cookie, there is a dark side to comedy: sarcasm.
One of the biggest problems with women and sarcasm is they use it too much. Men know that sarcasm overuse makes one look simple and petulant, but female comedians seem to have no problem with that. They think it empowers them and makes them look interesting while they actually have nothing to offer. That’s why they’re sarcastic as often as f~~~ing possible.
Amy Schumer IS totally unattractive. But instead of working that to be “funny”, she actually pretends, talks and poses like she’s hot. That’s why it doesn’t work.
In an AT&T(?) mobile phone SuperBowl commercial, Sarah Silverman leans over a couple that are looking at their new baby and says “sorry it’s a boy”…. and thinks this is “funny”. That’s a “punchline” to these repugnant unfunny bitches.
—
Women suffer from what I refer to as “reverse grandiosity”. Even when she TRIES to look insecure by saying something derogatory about herself, if you agree with her, she get furious.
“I”m feeling kinda fat today”.
“Well I wasn’t going to say anything…..”.
… and she goes f~~~ing ape s~~~. She won’t even laugh at that, even though it’s hilarious, because everyone knows she only said it to hear a COMPLIMENT. So not giving her one is actually funny! Instead of laughing along with it, she gets angry because of her reverse grandiosity.
Everything these unfunny women do (and say) is to try and elevate their desirability – even when they aren’t. They will lower others for a laugh – but not themselves. When they get dumped because a guy just doesn’t like her, she doesn’t accept that she’s not likable. He’s just an asshole or a jerk because she refuses to allow herself to look unattractive.
It’s all about trying to make herself look “unattainable”.
Everyone ELSE is a “joke” and can be made fun of…. except her.The next time Sarah Silverman is introduced, the announcer should say “Sorry it’s a girl”.
That would be funny.
Almost as funny as the word “man” in her name.Lucille Ball and my favorite, Carol Burnette. Two of the greats.
The following are all a f~~~ing joke.
Another gem, Keymaster.
Fuck this planet.I guess that after reading Keymaster’s post, I realize that some of the best comedians are clowns like Jim Carrey and Robin Williams. Being a clown is one of the oldest ways of creating humor in human existence. Just like what Keymaster pointed out, lots of females would not use self humor so that they would be a clown in some sense, because they would rather put other people down for humor than to put themselves down for the sake of a few laughs.
"Question everything" - Albert Einstein
I’m no fan of female ‘comedians’ either. Here is their entire act:
^^ Cap’s right. Check it out…..
1. My vagina
First attempt at a “punchline” of the first 2016 Ghostc~~~sters trailer.
“That stuff went everywhere – in EVERY crack”.2. My idiot boyfriend/husband or lack thereof.
All of them.
3. I don’t get along with my mom.
1st Amy Schemer attempt at a punchline from stand-up comedy special:
“My mom’s a c~~~… hear me out”. End quote.Director Paul F~~: *Raises hand to side of mouth and whispers* “That means it went in her vagina! Tee hee!”
Fuck this planet.I think it’s not a matter of women being less amusing to watch,I see lots making fools of themselves everyday and enjoying it. The Matriarchy has put an end to it when it comes to TV and Movies I find. The feminist led assault on female comedians who use self depreciating humour has resulted in women comics who make fun of everything but their own gender and TV/movies only showing
mainly strong,smart women surrounded by incompetent men (the reverse of reality).
I too remember some funny ladies like Natalie Wood for example or more recently Brooke Shields in those Lazy Boy commercials,allthough they don’t quite show her as much of a ditz anymore,unfortunately.
Even Chelsea Handler did some good self-depriciative stuff(before being muzzled,I wonder)
Now even the guys have to watch what they say,comedy in general has lost it’s edge.The only safe joke today is about white guys or politicians.Even then you have to be careful if said politician is of different ethnic background or female.
I don’t know how stand-ups survive in this toxic pc climate,can you imagine the uproar today if say an
Eddie Murphy,Richard Pryor,George Carlin or even Robin Williams type of comic tried to start out?
Thats not funny!Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!
I guess that after reading Keymaster’s post, I realize that some of the best comedians are clowns like Jim Carrey and Robin Williams. Being a clown is one of the oldest ways of creating humor in human existence. Just like what Keymaster pointed out, lots of females would not use self humor so that they would be a clown in some sense, because they would rather put other people down for humor than to put themselves down for the sake of a few laughs.
But there are other options in humor besides putting others or yourself down, you can simply highlight the humor of a situation itself. Robin Williams was spectacular at highlighting the humor of a situation.
I think you could really judge the best comedians by how they perform without a script, completely impromptu. Heck Robin Williams was known for not even being able to follow a script. Directors would just let him go, knowing what came from him was going to be gold, and the other actors needed to be ready to improvise.
Ok. Then do it.
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