It's not FAIRRRRR

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

Anything women want, that they weren’t given, isn’t fair, it’s everyones fault but their own, and they are victims the world over, for not having every single thing they desire. While they rise from their dorito crumb caked couches, to spend an hour applying their beauty products.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

Antipathy wrote:

<p abp=”174″>Anything women want, that they weren’t given, isn’t fair, it’s everyones fault but their own, and they are victims the world over, for not having every single thing they desire. While they rise from their dorito crumb caked couches, to spend an hour applying their beauty products.

Perfectly said.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Mr. Man wrote:

I have an ex-wife who, in order to control her Chips Ahoy cookie consumption, would place two cookies each in a single Ziploc bag.

The thought never occurred to her to NOT eat the f~~~ing cookies in the first place.

She now weighs at least 75lbs more than she did when I met her. Two chins, woo-hoo!

I guess that whole two cookies per bag thing just didn’t work out, or she packed a hell of a lot of bags.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Deadly Raver wrote:

Oh man. I have to do it.

There ya go. I didn’t bring out the nightmare fuel on this one, just enough to make you laugh.

I bet her name is Precious !! What a catch that would be !! WOW!!!!! I pity the fool !!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 42]

Notice the eyebrows look like bullhorns?

Put a bullring in her nose and you ladies out there will see what we see in every one of you.

The LAW that governs this Colosseum has stripped us of our armor, shields, lance, and sword.

We stand stripped of our dignity without any cloths, as the entire amphitheater is laughing at us as we’re torn to shreds and ripped to pieces by the bull and her god awful law…

How about a trade? NO? OK, f~~~ off and die of old age as you spend your life chasing men that always RUN.

I’m not in it for anything, I’m just watching the games where men get slaughtered…

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

They used to bitch about:
– my eyes (they’re greenish gray with a hint of blue every now and then), because they’re “sooooo pretty”. Mostly said by girls who have boring brown eyes.
– my long eyelashes (OMG NOT FAAIIIRRRRR!!!)
– my hair. When I let it grow the first time, I found out I had a natural curl in it, more of a wave-y thing, if you know what I mean? Probably not, because who gives a f~~~? 😀 As a matter of fact, all girls bitched about us guys with long hair, called us feminine because they were jealous as f~~~.
– my length (I’m 192cm, or 6’3″, perfect Chad size!)
– my body in general. I could eat what I want and not gain a single gram in weight while they monitored everything. Then stuffed their faces with icecream, chocolate and more sweets.
– my strength. Hell, I was a skinny f~~~ and now I’m skinny fat (thin arms and legs, but with a round belly). My latest girlfriend bitched that I was always stronger than her… and I actually apologized for that. Stupid me. Should’ve smirked.

The few things I’m not happy about are:
– I never grew broad shoulders. Was really annoyed when guys in school started getting broad and muscular while I remained a skinny motherf~~~er. Really p~~~ed me off.
– I want that kickass gray stubble after shaving, but alas, I’ll never have that due to my red hair. Maybe when I’m old and have gray hair.

And that’s it!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

Notice the eyebrows look like bullhorns?

Put a bullring in her nose and you ladies out there will see what we see in every one of you.

The LAW that governs this Colosseum has stripped us of our armor, shields, lance, and sword.

We stand stripped of our dignity without any cloths, as the entire amphitheater is laughing at us as we’re torn to shreds and ripped to pieces by the bull and her god awful law…

How about a trade? NO? OK, f~~~ off and die of old age as you spend your life chasing men that always RUN.

I’m not in it for anything, I’m just watching the games where men get slaughtered…

I never understood the hype to wear noserings, exactly the ones cows have. What’s the point of it? Do they see themselves as cattle, unable to survive on their own and needing a firm hand to guide them and keep them alive?

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[FermatParticipant 3478]

bigboy83 wrote:

Just tell them, get a marker draw them on.

Yep. Knives and sharpies are the answer to women’s insecurity problems these days.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

MgtowWave wrote:

If i could afford to open my own gym the exercise equipment would be things like concrete blocks,wet cement,wet concrete.Wood planks 2″ x 12″, wheelbarrows full of dirt cement or concrete.5 gallon buckets full.

You could just start a construction company and have women pay you to let them pour concrete and build sheds. Of course you’d have to make sure that the building customer is also a woman… that way they wouldn’t notice or care that the work was s~~~ and took forever.

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