Its better to be lucky than good

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Well I told you guys about the babe I met down in Florida with the bouncing boobs. To refresh your memory her husband had a massive stroke and was in a nursing home. She had to divorce him so Medicade would pay the enormous cost, but she still visited him every day. That didn’t stop her from going out at night. I took her on several dates and spent the night with her. Well mercifully the poor guy died. I went to his funeral mass. I spoke to her just briefly at the funeral and I didn’t hear from her for a week or so. Yesterday I saw her at morning mass and she whispered “I need to talk to you.” So we waited till the church cleared out and she said. ” I know you didn’t know this but I was dating another guy as well. Well swimcat, he lives here and you live in Ohio. He wants to marry me and you haven’t made any indication you want us to be long term. I’m moving in with him as soon as I can sell the house.” OOOOOOOOOOOkKKKKKKK. The whole time she’s talking I’m thinking, ” Thank God I weaseled out of this one.” So kissed her good bye and off she went. Better to be lucky than good.

I had planned to stay in Florida till the end of March, but I’m heading home tomorrow. This whole national panic has me worried. I’m over 60 and I’m in a place where most people are over 60 as well. Even though I’m driving home I’m afraid they may shut down all travel. It all seems like the end of the world as we know it. It’s best we all get home and stay home.

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