IT'S BEEN SO COLD…

[Anonymous 42]

It’s been so cold garage pluming froze and broke like a week ago and still haven’t had time to finish the repairs with all the other s~~~ that’s been freezing, failing, or breaking!

It’s been so cold it’s taken me days to remove all the snow from the threat of EXPOSURE!

It’s been do cold my diesel car jelled up and wouldn’t start.

It been so cold I just dug out a frozen portable generator to bring to my bro’s house to defrost his well head with electric heaters and deliver potable water.

It’s been so cold, another dude I know parked his car to close to the seawall while on vacation, his car was entombed in a shrine of solid ice and his exhaust system was filled with ice from the flooding! He drove back from Boston with the only exhaust squeezing by the spring loaded doughnut! BLAAAAA BLAAAAAA BLAAAAA loud exhaust and running like s~~~ all the way back!

It’s been so cold the roads are all white from snow and ice that will not melt!

It’s been so cold the cold air pools on the floor making me have to run the ceiling fan to break up the cold air monopoly!

It’s been so cold I had block off the outside vents that feed the boiler fresh arctic air causing them not to IGNITE!

It’s been so cold 10 f. -12 c. actually feels quite warm and almost comfortable (provided the arctic wind pauses for a minute).

It’s been so cold it makes Vanessa and Mizzzz Parkins look like warm tender heart women!

^^^^^NOW THAT’S COLD!

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22567]

I find comfort with the thought that as cold as it gets where I live, those in New England, whom vote for policies which screw over me and tens of millions of other men, are freezing and snowed in far, far worse than I ever could be.

[Anonymous 42]

Faust For Science wrote:

I find comfort with the thought that as cold as it gets where I live, those in New England, whom vote for policies which screw over me and tens of millions of other men, are freezing and snowed in far, far worse than I ever could be.

+1!

(((Burrr)))!!!!

[SkinnySweatyManInAGreenSuitParticipant 94]

Damn! The French Alpes seem tropical at the moment, 44 F today. You guys need to count your old people twice a day!

Beer & BBQ

[Anonymous 42]

SkinnySweatyManInAGreenSuit wrote:

Damn! The French Alpes seem tropical at the moment, 44 F today. You guys need to count your old people twice a day!

That sounds nice! I’ll ski the corn as well as the powder!

[bladeParticipant]

Seen cars frozen the other day up to there doors with ice . Amazing s~~~

Watched a doco on giant musky fish . C~~~s hand net was frozen as he pulled it out of the water . Monster quest the show was .

This xmas we have had a storm . Tourists . Feminists with coloured hair are everywhere . Landwhales and chicks with dicks .

The big tiger shark is getting hungry i can feel it .

Hopefully one of our homeless get a free towel and beach umbrella .

When it comes to water when your pipes are frozen do you boil snow on ya stoves .

I remeber the old trick of putting news paper inside your jacket to stay warm .

If you use news paper to wipe your arse rub it together then wipe . If ya snowed in with no s~~~ paper i thought i would throw that in .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

blade wrote:

When it comes to water when your pipes are frozen do you boil snow on ya stoves .

Not during Fukiushima events! Scrape the top layer!

[chirParticipant]

Its so cold lately that my c~~~ and b~~~~ inverted into my body. I have to offer my dick porn to lure it out, so when it pokes its head out I can grab it and take a p~~~.

F~~~ its cold. Come back in from outside and count your fingers and toes to make sure they still add up to 20…
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[Anonymous 54]

Been cold here too.
Bit not like that! Holy s~~~!
I hate starting my poor motor when its this cold.

[Anonymous 42]

chir wrote:

Its so cold lately that my c~~~ and b~~~~ inverted into my body

TURTLE DICK! I get that when I go skiing, poor little guy turns f~~~ing blue!

Anonymous wrote:

I hate starting my poor motor when its this cold.

My brother and I just carried the frozen generator in the garage to warm up overnight!

I knew a prize fighter from the 1930s’, he died from older than dirt in the late 90s’. He worked on the Calvin Coolidge state park VT, clearing the roads, they kept wood fires burning under the bulldozers all night long, he said it was like -47 up on the mountain (lil killington) Our thermometer hit bottom one night at a skihouse we were renting, the dogs ran outside early morning, yelped, then ran back in! there was ice around the doors and windows! That kind of cold had bite that only arctic dwellers feel in the debt of WINTER!

We snowmobiled right over the roof of this structure one winter when the snow was more than 12ft deep! We didn’t know it was there! It looked like a natural feature coming up from behind!

This building was constructed to house and feed the WPA workers during the great depression.

It’s not much of a shelter after more than 80 years of neglect.

The mountains above in the center in the background is where bloodroot pass is, Chittenden reservoir in the center. One year we went trail blazing and hydroplaned across a pretty deep stream, I knew something was coming up when I saw the bridge pretty far to the left of us! I was making that blub blub blub noise as the exhaust went underwater and began to sink but had enough speed to make it out on the other side! Every one of us were pushing the sleds hard from hours of trail blazing in 3 ft of freshies! We hit the water and skipped never seeing it come, everything was obscured with a deep blanket of snow and wind driven snow drifts! Half the time we couldn’t see the trail!

^^^^^This is what I did with gynocentrism!

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