Its all Psychobabble crap to me

[Artboy99Participant 369]

Throwing this out there to hear the psychobabble that you guys have heard from the women in your lives and how you dealt with it.

here is my example to get this going:

A girl I had been dating for several years decided to ask me a question:

“If we were to break up, which of my friends would you date?”

I honestly do not have any understanding of why a girl would ask such a question. You know, I have never cheated on any woman I had ever dated, nor do I care to know who a girlfriend of mine would date after we were broke up ( I don’t give a s~~~ ) but this question was actually thrown at me and I considered it mind boggling. I thought about my answer carefully, and then from out of the red pill medicine that I was beginning to take I gave her my answer:

I named one of her friends that drove a 1970 Chevelle, and said I think we would connect over the cars ( I had a 68′ Chevelle at the time ) and then I went for the kill and added “she also has a rockin’ bod.”
I enjoyed the look on her face and I walked away with a smile on my face.

Anyone have their own psychobabble to add? Would love a good laugh.

[Anonymous 54]

They do that to watch you squirm(if you have any survival instincts at all) plus they know witch of there friends your atrtacted to and most of all..to be used against you later.Count on it.

[Anonymous 54]

Heres one from a girlfriend.
Eating breakfeast one morning,shes in a funcky ass bathrobe, mest up hair. She asks..Should I go fix up, or does it not matter to you how I look.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

So many s~~~ tests when I was married and in relations~~~s…

And they wondered why I would just give a “grunt” most of the time.

When I did give an answer, it was more times than not, spun around into an argument or drama s~~~.

I don’t miss that s~~~ at all.

[Anonymous 54]

What I learned to say is, I dont walk into mine feilds.

[Better without YOUParticipant 234]

Anonymous wrote:

Eating breakfeast one morning,shes in a funcky ass bathrobe, mest up hair. She asks..Should I go fix up, or does it not matter to you how I look.

I’ll never understand that because I liked looking good for me. I’d spike up my hair and s~~~, (when I had a lot that is) because I thought it looked good. Not because I’m hoping to impress someone, and especially not to s~~~ test someone I already have a relationship with not based on looks (at a particular point in the day)((when it is not expectected at all to look your best. Usually you’re thinking about f~~~ing breakfast. I goddam f~~~ing know women are thinking about breakfast when they wake up. So why the s~~~ test, “Oh you don’t even care how look waaaahh…. but I’m so hungry like a human.” Bitch

[Anonymous 54]

The reason she asked me that was because there is no right answer.Its just to make you squirm and put you in a defensive mode. And yea, I f~~~ed her in the ass. Then I told her to go fix up.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: “If we were to break up, which of my friends would you date?”
: “I don’t know. Probably whichever one sucks c~~~ the best. Why don’t you bring them all around some night and we’ll find out? Come to think of it, why should I wait until we break up?”

Seriously, never put up with s~~~ questions like this. When there’s no right answer, always give them the answer that f~~~s with them the most.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Artboy99 wrote:

I honestly do not have any understanding of why a girl would ask such a question.

Do you know a s~~~ test when you see one?
That’s a classic s~~~ test and you’re a fool if you answer it directly.

• “Which one of my friends do you think is pretty?”
• “Do you think she’s prettier than me?”
• “Would you have sex with her?”
• “Why did you retweet her?”
• “Do you want to get married in the summer or the winter?”
• “What would you do if I died?”.

etc.

Gawd it never ends….

“If we were to break up, which of my friends would you date?”

“Can you break a $100? (they never can) Ok just lend me $20 and I’ll give it back to you later.”

You can actually make money off women’s stupid questions that way.
Eventually she’ll learn to stop asking.

Artboy99 wrote:

Anyone have their own psychobabble to add? Would love a good laugh.

“Do you know anything about computers?”

“Yes. Computers are the OPPOSITE of people. With computers, the software goes into the hardware…. and with people….. “

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[SolidusXParticipant 854]

To be honest I have never been asked a s~~~ test question… I think most women I date understand that I will say exactly what I am thinking and usually they will not like the answer so they do not ask me. If one would ask me though I would strait up tell them I would probably go for none of their friends and date outside my friend pool because why s~~~ where you eat!

Knowledge is power..... Don't waste your brain on bullshit

[KeymasterKeymaster]

SolidusX wrote:

I think most women I date understand that I will say exactly what I am thinking and usually they will not like the answer so they do not ask me.

That’s the only way to play it and win.

“Does my ass look fat in these pants?”.

“YES. Yes it does. Now get that fat ass over here before it hits the floor.”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[OldBillParticipant]

Artboy99 wrote:

Throwing this out there to hear the psychobabble that you guys have heard from the women in your lives and how you dealt with it.

That wasn’t psychobabble, brother. That was a s~~~ test.

You “pass” a s~~~ test by refusing to play along. You don’t take time to think. You don’t present a thoughtful answer. You say “No” and refuse to play.

Her: “If we broke up, which of my friends would you date?”
You: “Don’t ask me loaded questions.”
Her: “I only wanted…”
You: “Stop. Your question is a fallacy because it contains an unjustified assumption. The question is nonsense and you know it is nonsense. Drop it.”

Polite, terse, dismissive. You tell her to stop, you briefly explain why, and you brook no continuation.

Don’t play their game.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

“If we were to break up, which of my friends would you date?”

When I get s~~~ tested like this I answer, “all of your friends. Come to think of it, I already have. Now, f~~~ off and get out of my house”

Peace brothers

[Anonymous 0]

How about the always popular: “I didn’t mean it or I don’t mean anything by it” (doing whatever)

Answer: “then how do I know you mean it now?” OR “if you don’t mean anything by it, then you won’t mind not doing it”

Logic again. She will be p~~~ed and stop talking to you. YAH!

[Artboy99Participant 369]

S~~~ test you say?

Why do women do this bulls~~~?

So glad I no longer have the need to be with a woman, I just can not stand this type of stuff.
Patience gone.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Artboy99 wrote:

S~~~ test you say?

Why do women do this bulls~~~?

For any and all and for no reasons…

They do the s~~~ to manipulate & control the narrative of the relations~~~ or date or hell, anything they can really.

Or, the way I like to look at it…to make your life a living hell.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Tell her you would f~~~ her mother. Relationship should end right there.

If that doesn’t work tell her you’d f~~~ her father! That will work too.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Artboy99 wrote:

S~~~ test you say?

Why do women do this bulls~~~?

There’s a documented answer to that.

Because women are extremely arrogant and think they are in a position to “test” men in a relationship.
Here is a woman explaining her stupid, arrogant games and how *ALL* women do it:

https://thescene.com/watch/glamour/the-single-life-things-girls-say-to-test-men

Note the title: “THE SINGLE LIFE”.

And here’s the same arrogant t~~~t’s music video about how she can’t get a date – or laid for 9 months – and spends her Friday nights crying until mascara runs down her face, eating cookies and cake off her t~~~, and sitting next to the kitchen floor pounding down gallons of ice cream by the tub, with her best friend – a cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZOc_Rbugk0

Then she brainwashes herself and the rest of youtube asking why she is ALWAYS single, but this time – even after knowing she’s single against her own will – she is pretending “it’s by choice”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmyW6XBu6G4

But she’s not singe by choice.
It’s because she’s QUOTE: “Bats~~~ Crazy” as explained by her own music producer here (fast forward to 1:00)

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So when a woman “s~~~ tests” you, handle it like old Bill says, because that’s more polite than I would do. When women s~~~ test me, I love it, because I know exactly what she’s up to, I will tell them exactly what they don’t want to hear, and I won’t give a f~~~ about her feelings.

“Does my ass look fat in these pants?”.

“Well I wasn’t going to say anything…… but YES.”

It’s their own fault. Someone, somewhere brainwashed women everywhere into thinking they are in a position to “test” men in personal relationships. Instead of being warm, loving, kind and fun to be around . . . . they are irritating, annoying , arrogant and destructive – on purpose.

And they think it’s “cute”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

[female]“Does my ass look fat in these pants?”.

[male] “Well I wasn’t going to say anything…… but YES.”

“It also looks fat out of those pants. What was your point??”

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Artboy99 wrote:

S~~~ test you say?

Why do women do this bulls~~~?

So glad I no longer have the need to be with a woman, I just can not stand this type of stuff.
Patience gone.

In this case it was probably an attempt to identify the trap level. A jealous reaction would mean that he was inside the trap. Snarred…

Peace brothers

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