ISIS bans cats

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

These guys are going for the jugular!

ISIS Bans Pet Cats, Performs Door-to-Door Searches in Occupied Cities

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Feminists love Islamists because they both have a knack for banning everything

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 42]

[TuneoutParticipant]

Russky wrote:

Feminists love Islamists because they both have a knack for banning everything

You’d think they’d be p~~~ed about the cats.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Anonymous wrote:

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Whenever I see those 70’s nightclub lights and the shadows of the shapes it gives me LSD flashbacks lol.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Tuneout wrote:

Russky wrote:

Feminists love Islamists because they both have a knack for banning everything

You’d think they’d be p~~~ed about the cats.

they like banning much more than they love cats
power obsessed control freaks

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 3]

Eh, I take everything the mainstream media reports with a grain of salt.

Sure, if this is true, these people are freaks but we already sort of think that anyway.

But this is the same media that prattles to me about the wage gap and women being constantly raped in the West, so you know, I don’t exactly rush to find them credible when they tell me anything about other places and people that I have even less knowledge of.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Anonymous wrote:

Eh, I take everything the mainstream media reports with a grain of salt

This is anything but mainstream media.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 42]

Catlady is f~~~ed when they come to town..

[RoyDalParticipant]

Gee, what a bunch of fun guys! Who else would I like to invite into my country in industrial sized quantities than a bunch of ISIS guys? Let’s all throw open our borders today!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 3]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

phoenix wrote:

Eh, I take everything the mainstream media reports with a grain of salt

This is anything but mainstream media.

Brother, I have read infowars and breitbart often in the past, and while they are not the same leftist slant as others in the media, they have an equally manufactured to me rightish slant that seems just as absurd to me.

I get most of my news off drudge, but I look at everything with a critical eye. I do not trust these people, and I urge MGTOW to also be careful.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Anonymous wrote:

but I look at everything with a critical eye. I do not trust these people, and I urge MGTOW to also be careful.

I range all over. I mostly look for things that are NOT being reported.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

And soon the rats take over. If true, these morons are shortsighted….

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Islamic tradition reveres cats .

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_cats

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

So this makes no sense

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[HitmanParticipant]

cats have bad f~~~ing attitudes.

[Anonymous 0]

Probably to bolster ration supplies….

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

The local cat ladies are already looking for compatible replacements.

Google has reported a surge in online searches from IP addresses in ISIS occupied areas, for ‘guinea pig’ and ‘chinchilla’.

The smarter cats that saw this s~~~ coming, have repordetly been seen p~~~ing on ISIS vehicles prior to leaving the occupied areas.

Local animal shelters in surrounding areas are expecting waves of incoming cats that seek new human companions rather than face homelessness so they have somewhere to sleep 14-18 hours a day and have food provided.

#catlivesmatter

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

Just in from CNN.

Garfield, the cat that inspired a cartoon and comic series about himself – was currently in ISIS occupied areas attempting to reach out diplomatically and solve the crisis is reported as being captured.

ISIS is demanding 72 virgins for each of it’s soldiers by midnight tomorrow or they are going to behead Garfield (and release the video through their production and distribution network CIA Films).

The UN and global leaders in a frantic search for the required virgins have come to the conclusion that no women over the age of 18 in Western countries are virgins.

#endthecrisis #praying4cats

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