Is there a Nightclub C~~~tease App for Men?

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

Is there a Nightclub C~~~tease App for Men?

I found this video on youtube yesterday. It is pretty good and sums up why men should not go to nightclubs.

Now, before I go forward, there is one point of this video I want to point out that I disagree with. Bars are a different kind of animal than nightclubs. There are many different types of bars. There are working class bars that are not able hooking up. It is about the working guys coming in for a beer in peace of quiet. I have been in a few of these bars. I like them.

My favorite type of bar is the bar and grill. Coming in, get something to eat with a beer, with pleasant staff, in a quiet atmosphere, at a decent price.

Now, back to Nightclubs. I loath nightclubs. I consider nightclubs to be a cultural poison to society. Nightclubs defraud men out of money, while enabling women to act their worst.

While I am disgusted with the way women act not. No self-control, with narcissism and hedonism dialed to eleven. I loath how nightclubs enable and encourages this bad behavior by women.

Men pay to get into nightclubs. Men pay for the drinks.

Women get in free and women mostly do not pay for drinks.

And women start trouble, it is the man that is thrown out.

Women have made a sadist game out of this to c~~~tease men with them knowing that if there is trouble they will be fine and it will be their victims that are punished.

So, my question is. Is there a application for men on the web that rates the c~~~tease levels in Nightclubs?

By this I mean.

An application that is a break down rating system for nightclubs that men can use.

How much is the cover charge to walk? What are the prices for drinks and services?

How good is the music and atmosphere? How loud is the music?

How competent is the staff? Especially, the bartender?

Do the men get their correct orders? And do men receive those orders in reasonable amount of time?

How busy is the nightclub?

Do women get free drinks? And how many drinks per woman per night?

How many women a night attempt to bump a drink of a man? Per men?

How many c~~~tease situations does a man find himself dealing with from women, per night?

How often do women stir up trouble for me? How often is the man ask to leave by the bouncer? How gentle is the bouncer? Or, does the bouncer just assault the man?

If this application does not exist. It needs to exist.

I am not a programmer, so I cannot make this application. That being said, if someone does create this application. I request the name of the application being named, “The Bouncer”. Because it is the bouncer that is the gatekeeper to nightclubs. It is the bouncer that is the white knight mangina for the women in these nightclubs. So, it would be poetic justice if it is a “bouncer” whom the one to deal with these nightclubs.

Nightclubs focus solely on keeping women happy. The nightclubs have taken foregranted the men. The nightclubs forget that it is ultimately men that pay to keep the doors open to these nightclub.

And since nightclubs want to enable drama and bitch behavior by women toward men, men should know which nightclubs are the worst and which nightclubs are at least worth a look.

We know that women are only looking for sex from ten percent of the men that come into nightclubs. And the women are just messing with the rest of the men, just to get us men in trouble and thrown out, on our dime.

So, let us men arrange it so that only 10% percent of the people that come into these nightclubs are men.

A business cannot continue to function in a situation where 90% percent (the women) of the people in the establishment are getting their goods and services for free.

What are your thoughts on this?

[RoyDalParticipant]

These days I drink at home alone, or with a few pals.

I’ve tried the bar scene, in all its forms from local pub to high-priced club*. The local pub is the only one I can tolerate anymore, and that is stretching my patience to the limit.

I admit it was a lot of fun when I was underage and trying to pass for twenty-one. The novelty wore off shortly thereafter.

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*Definition of “club.” Club = a bar that is too expensive, too loud, too crowded, filled with smoke, and probably has a line of hipsters out front.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

C~~~s get all dress up, to see how many guys they can ignore.

Never personally enjoy, nightclubs.

Another overrated activity, that society seems to love. I’m glad I’m leaving it.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

There are only two reasons to be at a nightclub
1) you actually came to rave out to your favorite music
2) you’re ready to waste $300+ on bottle service VIP to try to get a good looking skank in your bed
any other reason is a waste of time

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[KeymasterKeymaster]

When I was in my 20s I was a part time bartender for more than 7 years in several of “the best” and trendiest night clubs. Most of them had the same owner and since trends changed often, he opened up a new one often and moved me around. I think I worked in 12 in total – including a male strip club. I also worked at a very upscale martini bar and a dinner theatre.

They were so trendy, people like Prince, George Michael and even Madonna back in her “blonde ambition” days came in when they were in town. I even served Jeremy Irons a martini and we had a 1-hour conversation.

I could write tomes about it, and have seen the absolute worst in female (and human) behavior. Even the most drunk men in (female) strip clubs don’t come CLOSE to the s~~~ women are capable of. It would turn your hair white, and as a result since 2001, you couldn’t drag me to a nightclub ever again.

The male strip club was one of the only jobs I ever walked out on. I SO had enough one night, on the last day, I just grabbed the cash drawer from the till, handed it to the manager and decided to walk home for 4 hours. It was so f~~~ing liberating to finally be out of there.

I was “good looking” and women flirted and expected free drinks all the time — EVERY night — so I definitely have a doctorate in “women’s studies”. And they are the cheapest creatures on Earth.

If a drink was $5.25, a woman almost NEVER left 3 quarters on the bar.
Men would often leave $7 or more – sometimes even $10.
I never once saw a man pick up the coins. Ever.

So how did I make more money on ladies night? Easy. If a screwdriver was $5.25, I would wait until I served two, rang in the standard $7.50 for a double, and charge the bitches $10.50 – putting $3 in my pocket for every 2 drinks. If I didn’t do that, they would leave me 50 cents. Thanks bitch.

The tactics women use to get a free drink are out in orbit. She would die before she opens her purse and pay for her own $8 glass of chardonnay. And women don’t even CARE what’s in their drinks!!! They order them by NAME!!

“I’ll have a sex on the beach – what’s in that?”
“I’ll have a screaming orgasm – what’s in that?”
“I’ll have a Long Island ice tea – what’s in that?”
“I’ll have a fuzzy navel – what’s in that?”
“You’re cute! Can you make mine stronger?”

They don’t even know – or care – what the f~~~ they are drinking!

And no woman – ever – orders premium vodka when she pays for it herself. Ohly when a man pays for it does she say “Grey Goose and OJ”. They don’t know the f~~~ing difference, and will drink motor oil if it’s free.

If I created a nightclub app for men, it would have a big red button and flash the words “DON’T F~~~ING GO THERE YOU DUMB S~~~”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

I do NOT go to bars or nightclubs anymore. Around 5 years ago I went to a nightclub alone and woke up in jail the next day. Someone had slipped something into my drink I assume, since I’m an alcoholic and am very experienced with my limit and ability. I bought a bud and a shot of yukon and went and danced, got another round and that was the last thing I remember. I was robbed and beaten. Turns out the cops were the ones who beat me. This club was within walking distance so I had walked there and apparently walked home and a security guard I knew found me in the park that was on the way home and called the police. I wasn’t passed out according to him, but not myself either. The cops did save me that night since it was around 20 degrees and the thieves had stolen my trench coat and my scarf as well as my cell phone, wallet, mp3 player; but they should have known something was wrong. I wound up having to get a lawyer because apparently I ripped the cops button off or some such lying crap and that is when they beat me, I am guessing.

I have never been to any such place since. I do not live in a big city so for that to happen here was shocking to me. Luckily they finally closed that s~~~hole down.

If you do go to one of those places NEVER go alone or leave your drinks unattended….EVER.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

There’s nothing wrong with a good working class dive bar, so this guy is off base a little there. And he only has a problem with nightclubs because he goes into them with the wrong expectations.

I occasionally get dragged to clubs by friends because they know I don’t mind being the designated driver. If they agree to pay my cover I have no problem with drinking free caffeinated sugar water all night so they can get their drunk on. I bring a book and usually ear plugs and spend my time at our table reading. It would be an better use of my time if I could bring a laptop and get some work done, but there’s too much risk of some careless chick breaking it.

So while I’m sitting there minding my own business, my friends are out in the club mingling, buying women drinks, dancing, and expending all this effort only to get shot down time and time again. And like clockwork I have a string of women come by to bother me. It happens every single time.

Long story short: If you see a nightclub as a place to meet women, you’ll be disappointed. If you see the club as a place for free soft drinks while catching up on your reading, you’ll get exactly that. But you’ll have to put up with some annoying women for it.

[narwhalParticipant]

I don’t think I’ve been to a nightclub in 20 years or so. I also don’t recall ever buying a woman a drink, nor being asked to. Then again, I rarely approached women I didn’t know. With few exception, I’d go with mixed company, and had no real intentions of meeting women there.

These days, I’d much rather go to a bar/pub. I find it funny that you will never find a male waiter in these places, and no body seems to complain about the dress code. A few weeks ago, I noticed that my waitress always seemed to be smiling. I watch her a little closer and found out that she actually wasn’t, but she had figured out when a customer was likely to be looking her way and would put on her smile. She wasn’t even looking at anyone when she turned it on and off walking across the floor, it almost looked like a reflex reaction. From that POV it looked ridiculous.

Ok. Then do it.

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