Is He Gay?

[Clint EastwoodParticipant 323]

Have to recite an infuriating and blatantly misguided remark by my wife this evening. One of those (thankfully) increasingly rare moments where our paths meet.

We were both watching a new Channel 5 (UK) program, ‘Carry on Barging’, whereby four celebrities share two canal boats and travel the UK network, with the inevitable crashes and incompetent mishaps.

To that end, Nigel Havers, Lorraine Chase, Debbie Mcgee (magician Paul Daniels widow) and the other one, go through the stereotypical introductions, laughingly revealing their utter lack of understanding of ‘the real world’, turning up with designer clothes and luggage.

Then it’s Nigel Havers turn. My wife’s eyes light up, “cor, he’s good looking. Is he married?”

“No”, I reply.

Without a moments thought, she asks “is he gay?”

Nigel Havers will of course be well known to anyone over 40 and in the UK.

Now aged around 65, dashingly good looking and calmly well spoken in that old English sense of the word. A wealthy actor, likes a glass or two of a decent ‘red’, enjoys fine food and quiet chit chat, able to easily get it on with the ladies, dresses well and drives a Jaaaag. Importantly, he’s unmarried.

“Is he gay?”

“What, because he chooses to be single, at the age of 65?”

It’s bigoted and misinformed bulls~~~ like this that makes me want to punch a passerby, anyone, I don’t care who. 🙁

Stay vigilant. They're everywhere.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Dude first of all props to you for having to spend time with her! Second I grew up watching British sitcoms. Are you being served Monty Python’s Flying Circus keeping up appearances Fawlty Towers you name it I used to watch that. However your comment about your wife’s remark about the guy being gay just so typical of today’s shlute. Maybe you won’t have to see her for a while. Keep the faith after 6 years my ex-wife moved out of state with her husband. Don’t worry good things are on their way just ask @wally.

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

What arrogance–to assume just because someone doesn’t bow to the golden t~~~ he must be gay; maybe he is above pussy worship and sees c~~~ as the stinky disease ridden meat hole it is.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Clint Eastwood wrote:

she asks “is he gay?”

Tell her to take out her boobs, drop to her knees, and open her mouth… and then she can ask his schweatyballz pressed against her chin.

“Are you MMMMFFFFFFFF??”.

“What’s that sweetie? I can’t hear you. It’s not polite to talk wth your mouth full.”

… but she doesn’t deserve the load.

Is every unwed woman & single mother a LESBIAN??
It’s just as preposterous. But very revealing.

Since she thinks “married or gay” are the only two possible options…. she has just told you that she believes (deep in her cold black heart) that vagina™ is the primary/best thing a woman brings to a marriage. Think about it. You can even say it to her face and enjoy the reaction.

“Married or gay” is the dumbest f~~~ing rationale there is.

Nuke her hamster instantly with….

“Marriage IS for gays”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Clint EastwoodParticipant 323]

And I suppose by that same token, if I never remarry, I must be gay as well? 🙂

Stay vigilant. They're everywhere.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Not gay—rather wise!

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

PistolPete wrote:

Not gay—rather wise!

Indeed! I heard about mr. Pete’s Wild Ride. Remind me to tell you the story of how I lost everything and almost got arrested to boot all in my own house

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[The NomadParticipant 88]

I moved to New Mexico about 6 years ago where it was mostly Mexican Catholics that had anywhere from 5-8 kids each. Every time I went to hang out with friends, mostly mexicans, I was asked if I was gay. They would ask if I was married, I would say no. They would follow with divorced? Id say no. Then followed with, kids? Again, no. Immediately it would conclude with dude you must be gay. People can’t fathom the thought of a single 30 year old guy, doing whatever he wants, when he wants, with all the money he needs to do whatever he wants, when he f~~~ing wants to do it. Close minded fools following a path that was ingraved into their heads as the only route to take.

On the flip side… everyone one of them are divorced now paying every cent of their oil field money on child support. And poor single “gay dude” has lived in 5 different states, hiked multiple mountain ranges, raced dirt track cars, golfs 3 times a week, without asking for permission and… f~~~ it, I might go fishing.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Those guys are probably old school Catholic—and in the old days the Church put a lot of pressure on members to marry and have kids.

[Clint EastwoodParticipant 323]

Year on year, the more I watch The Matrix, the more I’m convinced it’s true.

“Many are so dependant on the system, they will give their lives to protect it.” (or something along those lines).

Stay vigilant. They're everywhere.

[Anonymous 42]

PistolPete wrote:

Those guys are probably old school Catholic—and in the old days the Church put a lot of pressure on members to marry and have kids.

My father told me of the Nuns that used to smack his knuckles with a ruler, he told me this when I was very young, he should have replaced the word “nun” with “woman” and I wouldn’t have had to do all the suffering I did! Just one f~~~ing word and my life would have been entirely different! So close but yet so far!

[Clint EastwoodParticipant 323]

Anonymous wrote:

PistolPete wrote:

Those guys are probably old school Catholic—and in the old days the Church put a lot of pressure on members to marry and have kids.

My father told me of the Nuns that used to smack his knuckles with a ruler, he told me this when I was very young, he should have replaced the word “nun” with “woman” and I wouldn’t have had to do all the suffering I did! Just one f~~~ing word and my life would have been entirely different! So close but yet so far!

My woodwork teacher slashed me across the knuckles with a saw because I was left handed. No he wasn’t fired and I was scolded by the headmaster for being a pussy. Ah, those were the days? 🙂

Stay vigilant. They're everywhere.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

Why do you care what she thinks ?

Why should you care about what anyone thinks ?

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[WallyParticipant]

TattooDave wrote:

Dude first of all props to you for having to spend time with her! Second I grew up watching British sitcoms. Are you being served Monty Python’s Flying Circus keeping up appearances Fawlty Towers you name it I used to watch that. However your comment about your wife’s remark about the guy being gay just so typical of today’s shlute. Maybe you won’t have to see her for a while. Keep the faith after 6 years my ex-wife moved out of state with her husband. Don’t worry good things are on their way just ask @wally.

I had the pleasure last November to watch John Cleese and a Eric Idle in Las Vegas. John Cleese is very Red Pill at this point of his life, I’m sure he regrets his marriages and his current one. Two of the funniest guys, loved their skits. Thanks TattooDave.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[RennieParticipant]

I know my parents think I’m gay. They never say it directly, but it is implied subtly. Though it does help me that I had an uncle who was very much loved by the family, who never married and there have been rumors around that he was “gay”.

The Nomad wrote:

People can’t fathom the thought of a single 30 year old guy, doing whatever he wants, when he wants, with all the money he needs to do whatever he wants, when he f~~~ing wants to do it. Close minded fools following a path that was ingraved into their heads as the only route to take.

Starting to notice that too. When I’m out in the world by myself – minding my own business. I have occasionally encountered people who act as if I’m suspicious just because I’m by myself and minding my own business. It’s plain and simple prejudice. It usually older men who do this, but occasionally it’s a dumb c~~~.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

: “Why isn’t he married? Is he gay?”
: “No, he’s smart.”

Women are so full of themselves that they cannot conceive why a man might reject them other than something they can disparage like homosexuality. When they can’t do that, it confuses the hell out of them. Or angers them. Either is amusing.

I once had a woman ask me this:

: “Why haven’t you ever married? I know you’re not gay. So why are you still single?”
: “Marriage is such a big deal I refuse to settle for less than a virgin bride.”

I was f~~~ing her at the time.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Ha not all that long ago my mum came into my room and wanted to ask me something. Before she had a chance I told her I wasn’t gay. She was stunned that I anticipated what she was going to ask. I laughed at her.

sidecar wrote:

I once had a woman ask me this:

: “Why haven’t you ever married? I know you’re not gay. So why are you still single?”
: “Marriage is such a big deal I refuse to settle for less than a virgin bride.”

I was f~~~ing her at the time.

You’re a funny f~~~er Sidecar. How’d she respond?

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[JVBParticipant]

I think KM said it one here once.

If that makes a man gay then ever divorced women must of become a lesbian. No logic in their thinking

Peace is > piece.

[Anonymous 22]

Not that the gay comments mean anything because the word is way overused and it’s just shaming language anyway, but it means the woman is really interested in the man she’s calling gay. She would want to see him defend himself and prove that he’s not gay and give her attention that she doesn’t deserve.

If a woman called me gay I wouldn’t answer at all and instead let her keep thinking about it. She already knows the answer, anyway. Why the hell would she even approach someone if she seriously thought he’s gay? And even keep asking him questions.. Why would she waste ANY TIME AT ALL with him?

If she doesn’t have manners, and that’s the way she approaches someone, then she will end up alone with her cats. Or with some very desperate mangina (even worse for her)

[AgitoMParticipant 99]

When I was still dating, I rather quickly learned that girl use sex as a means to try and control me.

Example:
Just met a girl, wasn’t sure if she was my type. She would sleep with me, then ask me if I was her boyfriend now. Basically, the deal would be sealed, and I would be attached to her, through sex.

The problem basically was, once you f~~~ed a girl, even if she took the initiative, you can’t walk away from her anymore without being the bad guy.

So I imposed a very simple rule:
No sex until after many, many months. This allowed me to focus on other aspects of the relationship, and find out if we were really a match.

As a result of this, I often got the comment: “Are you gay or what?”. My default reply: “If I were gay I wouldn’t be wasting time on you”.

But the most glorious moment always was, when I did decide to sleep with her, while banging her hard, ask the question back: “You still think I’m gay?”

The whole “are you gay” is simply shaming because they can’t figure out why you won’t f~~~ them, basically giving them the ultimate attention.

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