Instantly blinded by land whales man f~~~, scarffing down more red pills !!!

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[Schaefe89Participant 163]

lmao wtf is this

[MitzrealParticipant 76]

God Damn it Vader some things once seen can never be unseen!

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

I want to thank you for giving me the hamster wheel to allow myself to be a lazy fat f~~~. But seriously I almost threw up to this when that second girl took her shirt off. One of them said they wondered why they couldn’t pull off swimsuits and sleeveless shirts. The reason is because shes fat as hell. Still cannot and should wear a body bag to the beach.Then they wonder why we find them disgusting.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Executor MaxwellParticipant 591]

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

When will Obesity be treated the same way as smoking? If it hasn’t already, I’m sure it will soon surpass smoking in number of attributable deaths.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[GrumpyParticipant]

Maybe, just maybe, obesity is a cunning plan concocted by the “sparkly” vampires and the werewolves to ensure a steady supply of snacks? You know they are super sized and move slower. I wonder if the zombies are also in on it?

Sometimes I really wonder about the s~~~ I think of.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[scroteParticipant 7]

Thar’ she blows!!!

[Tom YoungParticipant 48]

Grumpy wrote:

Maybe, just maybe, obesity is a cunning plan concocted by the “sparkly” vampires and the werewolves to ensure a steady supply of snacks? You know they are super sized and move slower. I wonder if the zombies are also in on it? Sometimes I really wonder about the s~~~ I think of.

 

Still makes more sense then any of this s~~~ feminist think of.

[– Deleted on Request –Spectator 936]

Was I seeing double there or was she the source of gravitational lensing?

 

[Sky-OParticipant 18948]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

scrote wrote:

Thar’ she blows!!!

😂😂😂

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

And I thought the Airbus A380 was for more passengers …  but naa …. just found out it has same number of seats as a 737 ☺

[peterfaParticipant 833]

They took their clothes off… they really came a long way. Long live Feminism!

[Anonymous 11]

Damn you Vader! I made it all the way to the one minute mark until the whale shed her skin revealing her blubber and a sleeve tattoo. Arrggghh………..too much…too early…I’m dying over here…Inner beauty? Where!!!!!

I gave it a down arrow, and I felt less sick though. Gentlemen, those are typical American women especially down South. I s~~~ you not.

[AlbertParticipant 646]

“I’m a strong, independent, beautiful woman and I don’t need no man!”

E=MC² Bitch

[chirParticipant]

OH GOD WHERE IS A NEURALIZER WHEN YOU NEED ONE!!!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Thread of the week. Just killing myself laughing here…..

Steve Harvey’s expression through that s~~~ was just … and Albert’s monkey photo…. my shoulders are shaking, I can’t even finish…..

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

How many of these women will date a over weight man? HMMMMMMMMMMMM

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[BeeParticipant 700]

The saddest thing about this is if they were to shed 100 lbs of excess fat, most of those women are attractive. They could probably lose the first 50 lbs effortlessly just by eliminating soda, alcohol, and junk food.

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