"I'm Her's"

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I was wandering the mall to get a good walk done (and also used the rest of a gift card up), and noticed a man walking around with his girlfriend, always within a few feet of her.  His shirt said, “I’m her’s.”

While this annoyed me enough, I then saw the shirt SHE was wearing.  “He’s mine.”

Know what that tells me?  She has no loyalty towards him.  She owns that guy.  She can sleep with whomever she wishes, and will get away with it.  Meanwhile, if he ever fools around with someone else, he has to remember that “fact”:

He’s her’s.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

Yep, that is exactly how it works in their minds, he belongs to her. He for she and all that bulls~~~. He’s beyond whipped, he’s castrated.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[FermatParticipant 3478]

People think it’s romantic. It is mortifying.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

I think a better shirt for him would be “My B~~~~ are in Her Purse.”

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

In other words,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D90gVBuIT5Y

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Yupp she’s a whore and he’s a white knight scumbag.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[schizoaffectiveParticipant 35]

I think it’s just a joke dude. Or maybe they’re kinks and she’s a dominatrix. lol

[KeymasterKeymaster]

LOL riiiiiiiiight.

Women love to think a man is her “posession”.
They don’t even say “I’m not single”…. or “I’m not interested”.

It’s always: “I have a boyfriend”. Like he’s her property – like a purse.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 12]

It’s this kind of supposed cutesy girl humour that leads to all the double standards and a lowering of the value of men overall. If the t shirts were reversed there would be a huge outcry.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

That was my EXACT thought.  It took a lot in me not to go up to the lovely couple and ask, “what if the shirts said ‘I’m His’ and ‘She’s Mine?'”  The guy would sound possessive and controlling!  I was surprised that woman let the man off the plantation to go around the mall with her…then again, they were walking into a girly trinkets store.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

“Her” means “c~~~” in russian BTW

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[CatoParticipant 65]

Man it’s just so depressing that b~~~~ are so readily handed over. I would laugh at the mangina if he weren’t so emblematic of our entire debased culture. Fukin A.

[Little BirdParticipant 40]

I give up. I can’t deal with that.

[narwhalParticipant]

It’s a joke, yes. However, like all jokes, it’s funny because it’s true.

 

I saw a guy at the gym the other day with a shirt with the words “I bring nothing to the table” printed.  I want that shirt.

That just might be my father’s day gift.

Ok. Then do it.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Really?  I need to find the man at whatever gym that is, shake his hand, and ask him where he got that.

In fact, a lot of the funny workout shirts I’ve put on my “wish list” came from guys at the gym.

I’d make that a nearly everyday shirt.

EDIT: Is it like this one?

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-bring-nothing-to-the-table/?xid=3fee2446-503d-1404-e152-d0d4d3321d5b

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