So for the 3rd time in the last few months, I come out of a retail establishment only to discover the local Fire & Rescue crew or Law Enforcement have congregated around my truck.
So here’s the story… I wake up at O’Dark Thirty every morning of the week, whether I’m working that day or not. Just an ingrained habit I guess. But I take advantage of this fact to do my grocery shopping around 6:00 AM on Saturday or Sunday mornings.
I do this because there are no lines at Check Out, no stupid f~~~ing foreign nationals wasting my time while they are in line ahead of me, arguing with the cashier over the price of a single piece of fruit. Also the meat items that marked down by the butcher have just been put out for sale. I get to peruse these items before the great filthy unwashed masses of the Middle East and South/Central America have handled it all and poked holes in the cellophane wrapping.
I have a small 20 lb. dog who is a Jack Russel and Beagle mix. Cool f~~~ing dog! He loves to hunt and hang out with me. So I take him everywhere I can because he’s good company. Only down side is that because of his breeding and having been an animal shelter rescue, he is a barking fool for about 5 minutes when I first leave him in the car.
Because I shop early in the morning and live in a townhouse, I take the beast with me, so he doesn’t possibly wake up my neighbors by barking. This is no question in my mind doing the proper and considerate thing.
So Sunday morning I drive to the grocery store with the dog long before dawn. The parking lot is virtually empty. I get out of the truck and the dog starts up his usual barking routine, which always stops a few minutes after I’m out of sight.
I’m in the store less than 20 minutes and even though it’s still well before daybreak, some SJW animal rights activist has called 911 Emergency to report a “dog in distress inside a locked car”. I’m pushing my grocery cart across the parking lot and I’m so f~~~ing mad I’m ready to kill someone. I control my temper and don’t say anything, but these younger Fire & Rescue guys can see that I’m visibly p~~~ed and they start back peddling away from me and my truck.
They apologize to me saying that they are required to respond to every call that comes in. I tell them that I’m not mad at them, just the stupid f~~~ that would think that the dog was in trouble. It’s a chilly 45 degrees F outside and long before the sun was even going to crack the horizon. The dog is in a vehicle that obviously just been parked because there was no longer any morning dew on the windows and the engine is still warm.
Being a big game hunter and having closely worked with certain members of our armed forces, my brain views the world in a slightly different way. I have now decided to intentionally take my dog to random parking lots and leave him inside the truck.
Then from a concealed position, I will drink some hot coffee and wait for one of these SJW’s to come along. When they start poking around my truck. I will then come up behind them, accuse them of attempting to steal my dog or my vehicle and simply beat the living s~~~ out of them.
It will be their word against mine about what actually transpired. I think the cops and the firemen will secretly be happy to get a few less of these false emergency calls from these SJW assholes. I’ll let you all know how much pleasure I derive from doing this, as many of you may also want to join in on the fun 🙂
TheWolfSheepFear 2 years, 3 months ago.
