I'm A Product Of My Environment

[PlatoParticipant 48]

My point: So are Women. Their Momma’s, their girlfriends, their Sorority Sisters, have them trained since birth ie: “How to get a man to do your bidding”.

My own daughter got me really mad one day when I asked her if she needed any money before going out to a bar. She said: “I can get a man to do anything, I never have to pay for drinks”. Although I’m not that religious, I do pray that she will never get in trouble with that attitude.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Make sure she knows to be careful because there are going to be those guys who think they are owed something for buying her drinks. However if a guy is going to be that pathetic and fall for a womans tricks and get exploited I don’t really feel too bad. Of course if a tricked a woman into paying for drinks he would be a misogynist pig who doesn’t respect women.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Actually I found a way to do that without being a misogynist prick.

Here’s how it works:

Women are so goddam unoriginal, you are virtually GUARANTEED that she will ask “so what do you do for a living?” within , like, 5 minutes of meeting you. My answer is always the same: “I’m an ass model.” (The more unattractive you are, the FUNNIER this is.)

Since I don’t actually look like Shrek, some of them will wonder if I’m joking: “REALLY?”

ME: “What. Don’t believe me? You can bounce a quarter off this puppy. Here, feel it.”

That’s how can I get any chick to feel my ass in less than 5 minutes. When she does, I say “HEY! DONT GET FRESH!! OR I WILL FILE A SEXUAL HARRASSMENT CLAIM! Now go buy me a drink and apologize.”

Done. This would never happen if you answered her stupid boring question.
You make her feel your ass…. then threaten to cry “rape”.
If your delivery is good, she will buy you a drink.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[McQueenParticipant 77]

That’s kind of awesome. I gotta try that lolz

[DocParticipant 112]

@plato you have a daughter? That must be tough. I have noticed fathers tend to “sell out” other men when God drops a daughter in their lap. There is a recent vid about a news reporter who did a story about a father who decided “no more rap music” because he had daughters now. It was really interesting because the other man reporter said “I know exactly how he feels. I don’t let my daughters watch Oprah because it’s so anti-male”. The female got all uncomfortable. It was awesome. Wish I had the link. Will post it if I come across it again.

[MechanizedParticipant 1]

Lol, that is awesome keymaster

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Thank you @mechanized. It works EVERY time. Have it down to an exact science now. I should disclose, it’s not always a “drink”. You can use your imagination here. But one way or another, I establish that she “owes me one” as quickly as possible, and then I milk it and keep bringing it up. “You remember when you felt my ass when we first met? Well, you still haven’t apologized. Get creative or I’m gonna lose interest FAST.”…

… you can see where I’m going with that.

They love it. Yeah I know, It’s a kind of “game”, and although I don’t really subscribe to “games” and s~~~… there is a certain fun in playing THE game. Women aren’t generally funny or creative in social interactions with men, and if you fall into their frame, first dates are like f~~~ing job interviews. Boring as s~~~. So I just play with them, answer NO questions directly, and make up all kinds of nonsense. Not to entertain HER… but to amuse MYSELF.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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