If i were to marry i would have married at 18 years old with my first love how they say it , but she blew it and i blew it too
I have no idea how my life had been by now if i had been married , in a parallel reality another me is probably happily married and/or divorced by now but not me here
The downside is that i jacked off enough to breed with an entire town of women by not being married , the upside is that i had no stress with married life , kids and all that jazz
As a man i have extreme requirements from women and if she isn’t how i would want her to be , i am not even bothering to think about it
Here are some of them i share just for the kicks , if you guys want you can share your own ideal wife ideas
A . She has to be tall , from 170 cm tall and up , no questions asked , i dislike short women
B . She has to have at least size D breasts that don’t hang down , preferably naturals but implants will do too
C . She has to have some fiber on her , i dig fitness dolls that take care of their body and can pull their own weight literally , tight thin waists , thick legs , big ass and all the right sizes
Something like this would get my approval
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/56/32/f4/5632f4bc17fb7e9dc23e02bd0d3f81d1–hot-fitness-babes-sexy-fitness.jpg
” Your body is just fine ma’am , you can pass , right this way to the altar of happy married life ”
D . I like long hair at women , i dislike stupid hairstyles , i have no problem with colors but preferably brunette first , brown hair second , thirdly blonde . Oh and i like makeup on women , lipstick especially because they add value to the lips
E . I like tanned skin , even brown , i’m not into overly white skin chicks with no tan . Tanlines are a plus
F . She has to be very sex hungry with a major appetite for sex and open to try everything i see in pron to practice with me . This is a serious one and i want her to be my personal porn star
G . She has to be able to cook well for herself and for me too
H . She has to earn her way in life , have a car , have an apartment or a house and not depend on my money at all
I . No gal friends or not many in any case and definitely not a plethora of social media accounts and stuff like that
J . She has to like the thrill of adventure and doing risky things like getting done in an abandoned place , walk the woods with me , camping , hiking , skiing etc. I have a personal hate for lazy housecat type of women that don’t even stand up to get the remote and/or always ask me to serve her like a princess . Major turn off if she a lazy one
K . If i get angry she has to calm me down with whatever female kindness she can muster . It can be love poems , compliments and any affections
L . I like kept promises , words given to be kept and to be at my side whenever i need her because i am the same kind of person that i always keep my word . I have a special hate for non reliable types of women that promise things and they never fulfill anything not to mention those that dodge , forget or not keep their word on purpose to offend me . It all goes down the drain with a person like this and i even been through a hell with a c~~~ this type
M . She has to be aged 18 – 35 that would be my range of women i would want but preferably around the 22 – 32 area that still have edible pussy and loveable body . Of course she must not be a mother that gave birth before and preferably never married before
N . I personally don’t want to have kids , so she can sterilize herself and problem solved . Kids ruin a woman and turn her into an useless person for a man , ironically like we know best , mothers have no use for men anymore either , for himself , but only what he can provide
O . She has to be smart and know a lot of stuff . Just like Sly ( Sylvester Stallone ) said in a movie once about sex something like : ” Yeah , is all good , all warm , you get under the sheets and enjoy it , but then what do you do for the rest of the day ? ” Outside sex i wanna talk with my wife about : history , politics , aliens , video games , religion and whatever else i would fancy and sure i would talk about women crap too but only if she makes sure i get my share
P . She has to be willing for me to screw her and another she in the same time for a threesome or a foursome or a moresome . I wanna/would want to do more of them in the same time
A good wife would fulfill the fantasy of her husband
R . If she cheats on me , flirts with other guys and stuff like this from first offense , a warning , second offense i won’t sleep with her for a good while , third is divorce . Is as simple as that . You can always have your belongings placed under someone else’s name to have a claim on them , so she cannot take them when you divorce btw
There are ways to keep your stuff at divorce but you have to dig in and find what laws can help but well this is another topic here
S . I want gifts for my birthday , for the year’s holidays and marriage celebration from her just as i offer her in turn . If i gift her flowers , she gifts me a meal at a place , if i gift her a ring , she gifts me a video game or a new tie . What’s fair is fair and all is fair in love and war right
T . I dislike women that don’t drive and want you to take her around all the time . She has to drive , i wanna sit at the right while being drunk or high while she drives me around sometimes or whatever the need but she has to know how to drive
U . I would dislike completely to live with her parents or mine , or having her relatives over visiting too often . There is no way around this , i just dislike it . A marriage is a place where the two , the couple that is married has to grow a bond between themselves and only , not with other people
V . I like her dressed hot inside the house , to keep my blood flowing , i don’t dig women that over dress themselves inside home or under dress themselves outside home . I wanna see her ass and boobs in the house all the time and when out i won’t have to worry about others seeing them too instead
W . Whenever i get hard and in the mood she must take it . If i get in the mood while doing my toilet she needs to come tend to me , if i get in the mood when in the kitchen , i wanna take her from behind right there and so on . A man that screws his woman all the time , is a man that has a happy , fulfilled woman . It should be a woman’s dream come true a man that lays with her all the time like it always was . I still have no idea how the hell Feminism turned this one around
X . If i go out to get some drinks with my pals or alone to relax myself without her there is no calling me not even if the house is on fire because respecting my free time aside from her is a polite requirement and normal as it gets . I will of course do the same for her within limits sure
Y . I like to get blowjobs whenever i can like when i would drive , when i would have to wait someplace with her and we go to a toilet or behind some building ; she should be keen and good on providing her ready mouth whenever possible.I like going down on women too , so this would only be fair and square once again
Z . She has to NOT be a feminist at all , under no circumstance . Enough said
Yeah , so this should be it , the Alphabet of the perfect wife that i want to marry 🙂
Now , will the real ladies out there in the world please stand up 😀
For humor purposes only , cos such women do not exist , not for the full alphabet anyway
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