If You Had a Time Machine

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  • #233415
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    Uintatherium
    Uintatherium
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    Alright, this is general question for the dudebroz. If you had a time machine, what would you do with it?

    I would meet all my favorite warriors from history. I would meet Leonidas, William Wallace, Shaka Zulu, Moses, Muhammad, Gilgamesh, Genghis Khan , Ect.

    MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

    #233423
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    Cali
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    I would go back in time to the Garden of Eden and warn Adam not to listen to Eve.

    Just a misogynist virgin hiding away in his mother's basement. Nothing to see here...

    #233431
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    Anonymous
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    I would go back and warn Men about giving women the right to vote.I would tell them please dont invent ,washing machines,dish wahers,power steering,television,frozen dinners,microwaves ,face book,ect,,ect..

    #233432
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    Russky
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    Tell Hitler not to invade Russia. ha

    See, Hitler had no choice -he had to strike preemptively, because Stalin had attack-ready forces piled up at the borders ready to start marching on Europe scheduled to start on July 7th – just two weeks after June 22nd – when Hitler’s Barbarossa operation began.

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #233440
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    Uchibenkei
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    I would go to the future and get lottery numbers.

    Yes there’s always one asshole who ignores the spirit of the question and gives a douchey answer. That’s me.

    I bathe in the tears of single moms.

    #233446

    Anonymous
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    I’d just go back in time for my university 1st year, and bring all my curent knowledge wisdom personality and stuff and money with me, including my computer with all the data on it, but be and look 18 again. I will do most of the things the same way, but better, enjoy things and just not make my mistakes. Probably I’d f~~~ed lot more hot girls just for fun, and wouldn’t have suffered that much from emotions and hard times writing my thesis and articles and exams.

    #233453
    K
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    I’d go back in time and kill a pedophile. .Two to the back of muhammad’s head.
    Then go tell uncle Adolf about the Russian plans. .
    No offense brother russky!!!

    #233458
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    Killmandrill
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    I´d go back in time and buy a couple of then new cars like : AC Cobra, Mercedes 300 Gullwing, Bugatti Atalante, Ferrari 250 GTO….and so on and fill their trunks or footwells with bottles of Chateau Mouton Rothschild & Chateau Petrus, then find a secret place to store the cars.
    And evetually do a side trip to s~~~ into Hitler´s shoes and then visit him again after he took his lethal injection and before he dies, just to tell him: “It was me!”.

    Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. Friedrich Nietzsche

    #233468
    Nerevar
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    Go back to Graspop 2008 and tell myself to NOT take those hits from a joint.

    "One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

    #233491
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    FunInTheSun
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    Assuming I’d have the power to live forever: I’d go WAY back in time and witness the Big Bang (or if there was one). Then I’d see the formation of stars and planets. I’d watch the first life forms on Earth come into being. Then, centuries later, I’d have my own Jurassic Park experience: filming dinosaurs running around.

    Then I’d watch the dawn of human civilization. I’d find out how mankind made fire, built stone pyramids, figured out math problems, discovered scientific marvels, built cathedrals, made cannons and rifles, built trains, built cars, built computers, commanded armies, started successful businesses, and influenced others to create nations.

    I’d visit the ancient library of Alexandria, and the House of Wisdom in Bagdad. I’d go around the world collecting ancient artifacts and scanning books for my hard drive.
    I’d learn from the best salesmen, the best leaders, the best pick up artists, and the most influential & charismatic people about getting what you want out of life. I’d have a collection of the best knowledge of mankind (writings, art, recordings of music) stored on my laptop computer.

    Then I’d go back to high school, just for the heck of it, with all that knowledge and experience. I’d make good grades, get a part time job, invest my money in the stock market, bet on horse races, and pay for my college education without getting a loan. I’d probably have my pick of the finest universities because of my grades & SAT score.

    Then I’d get a job as a hot shot stock broker. People would wonder why I always pick the winners (HA HA!). I’d be interviewed by Louis Rukeyser and the Walls St. Week staff They’d wonder why a guy in his early 20s has 100 years worth of knowledge about the stock market and the world economy. All the while I’d have a silly smirk on my face and my rivals would hate me. I’d also start a venture capitalist firm and fund companies like eBay and Google in exchange for preferred stock.

    After becoming filthy rich, I’d buy some houses for my family and set up a trust fund for them so they’d never have to worry about money. Then I’d build a ranch, far away from people, so I can live in peace.

    If having a time machine was a real possibility, I see certain problems occurring:

    1) Learning ancient languages so I can communicate with people.
    2) Hiding the time machine.
    3) Trying to blend into societies without getting captured or killed.
    4) Appearing in the middle of a war or natural disaster.
    5) The time machine gets destroyed and I’m stuck in a barbaric, primitive society.
    6) I alter the events of mankind so that my parents never meet, and I cease to exist (just like in that movie, Back To The Future).

    "I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

    #233498
    Unicron
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    I’d change world history just to see what the present would look like if…

    A: Zoroastrianism was forced upon Europeans instead of christianity.

    B: The Huns defeated the Roman empire.

    C: The Norman conquest of England was a failure.

    D: Baron Ungern-Sternberg was successful in his quest to recreated The Mongolian empire.

    E: Russia discovered America.

    Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

    #233499
    ResidentEvil7
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    I would take what I know of the last 30 years and play the biggest lottery games choosing my numbers which would always be the correct numbers; I’d invest in the stock market, and invent things. All to become a very rich and successful person. Then I’d travel back to 2016 to start living it up.

    https://themanszone.webs.com/

    #233534
    Wally
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    I would go back and talk to my Dad, and thank him for giving me my first redpill.

    "what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

    #233670

    Anonymous
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    I’d kill Karl Marx, a lot of our problems stem from his f~~~ing Socialism concept. I would also do my best to make sure WW1 never happened as that was the beginning of the end for White Europe.

    #233818
    Uintatherium
    Uintatherium
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    I’d kill Karl Marx, a lot of our problems stem from his f~~~ing Socialism concept. I would also do my best to make sure WW1 never happened as that was the beginning of the end for White Europe.

    You know that socialism is older than Karl Marx right?

    MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

    #233941
    Sidecar
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    I would travel to the near future to see which stocks to pick. Also lottery numbers. But I wouldn’t stick around. The future is a nice pace to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.

    #233975
    ResidentEvil7
    ResidentEvil7
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    I still stick to my views about traveling to the past so I can make myself very rich, but I also like to visit the future. I would travel to 2100 AD, so I can see what kind of technology and lifestyle there’ll be then. Maybe there’ll be neon major cities (I love neon lights), 3D hologram billboards, vacation spots to the Moon or Mars and maybe by then the Internet will look like an ancient artifact by then. Plus, I can see the 118 year old version of myself, if I’m still alive then. You never know what the life expectancy will be then.

    https://themanszone.webs.com/

    #234089
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    Won'tGetFooledAgain
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    I would go back to myself at 23 and tell myself to save my money and buy property rather than constantly taking out car loans and being in debt.

    I would also tell myself that although you think you would be better off with a girlfriend, you will never be this happy and contented in life again. Do not worry about pussy, you are a good 10 to 15 years off your prime and by then you will be knee deep in pussy.

    And the girl you dump after seeing her for a month when you are 24, you were 100% right to dump her. Do not let her lure you back with sex, marry you and then divorce rape you.

    If I had those three pieces of advice 20 years ago I would be retired by now and spending my days as I pleased.

    For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

    #234137
    ResidentEvil7
    ResidentEvil7
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    I would go back to myself at 23 and tell myself to save my money and buy property rather than constantly taking out car loans and being in debt.

    I would also tell myself that although you think you would be better off with a girlfriend, you will never be this happy and contented in life again. Do not worry about pussy, you are a good 10 to 15 years off your prime and by then you will be knee deep in pussy.

    And the girl you dump after seeing her for a month when you are 24, you were 100% right to dump her. Do not let her lure you back with sex, marry you and then divorce rape you.

    If I had those three pieces of advice 20 years ago I would be retired by now and spending my days as I pleased.

    And that’s why I opted out before I even started. In fact, I never been in the relationship game, and I never will. I want a happy money-making life. But being unemployed long-term is just like having a wife or girlfriend, no money for me.

    https://themanszone.webs.com/

    #234148
    Won'tGetFooledAgain
    Won'tGetFooledAgain
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    And that’s why I opted out before I even started. In fact, I never been in the relationship game, and I never will. I want a happy money-making life. But being unemployed long-term is just like having a wife or girlfriend, no money for me.

    Being married is like working a minimum wage job, no matter how much you earn you are still counting down the days until the next payday. You are working to exist, once the bills are paid there is nothing left for you to spend on yourself. It does not matter how much you earn, or how much you try and save you will never have any money.

    For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

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