If you can't handle me at my worst…..

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

Eskimospy wrote:

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you certainly don’t deserve me at my best!”
I’m curious. How would you respond to this?

Guys this is very simple. Having been homeless 3+ times before becoming fairly successful by most people’s standards, my response to that would be”

“If you’re not attracted to me at my poorest, then you certainly don’t deserve me at my wealthiest.”

QED

This was golden!

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[narwhalParticipant]

No one ever says this unless they just behaved badly and want to guilt you into giving a free pass for she actions (and possibly have you fix the mess they just made), on the basis of non-guaranteed good behavior in the future.

This is essentially what my children used to say to me all the time. Now, they own up to their mistakes, apologize when needed, and do what they can to rectify the situation. I’m trying to raise them to be adults one day.

No one’s perfect, and everyone makes mistakes. I can respect that. I can’t respect someone tries to sell a free pass for bad behavior.

Ok. Then do it.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

My reply would be:

“I can handle pretty much anything life throws at me, but what your Worst is, is nothing more then Female hormones getting the best of you and trying to knock me down, degrade – control and manipulate me, so go f~~~ yourself…………………….Seriously though go f~~~ yourself”.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

Eskimospy wrote:

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you certainly don’t deserve me at my best!”
I’m curious. How would you respond to this?

When a man hears this from a woman it means that a woman wants to abuse the guy without consequences.
It is a giant red flag.

[Solid SnakeParticipant 255]

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

I take this as an announcement that the speaker is about to show me a very large sample of her worst behavior, while dangling the possibility of her ‘best’ out there somewhere over the horizon in order to try to convince me to continue to tolerate her worst. When this announcement is made to a wide audience, it’s just a decoy call for those who still believe that her ‘best’ is good enough to compensate for her ‘worst’.

I like to make my response similarly publicly to the original announcement: “Your best ain’t nearly as attractive as it used to be, but your worst is progressively more repulsive… Wanna guess how this is going to end?”

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@SolidSnake for the win!

Send every woman who ever said “If you can’t handle me at my worst…… “ that graphic.

Could you imagine she logs into PlentyOfSluts, SnatchDotCom, or OKStupid, or even facebook — where her tagline is “If you can’t handle me at my worst……”. — then she checks her mail and some guy sends her that. What a laugh riot!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

“I bought you some new luggage. You’re all set.”

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

Say that you have to go to the bathroom. Then sneak out of the restaurant and leave her stuck with the bill. It’s even better if she can’t afford it. Washing dishes to pay off the expense will take the bitch down a peg or two. Because if she can’t handle YOU at your worst…well, it goes both ways.
And this response only works if Miss Priss flaps off her gums about this particular subject when you’re both in a restaurant and the check hasn’t come yet.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

It’s funny: for whatever reason, before I was informed otherwise, I always thought that this quote came from Mohammed Ali; and, under this impression, I found it really inspirational . . .

You know, coming from a man at the top of his field, who worked hard to get where he was, who won his title and deserved every single moment of glory from it—well, of course, you shouldn’t expect him to give him his best, when he can easily defeat you at his worst.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

If I see you at your worst you can see yourself out.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[Y_Participant 4591]

you mistake yumbo for something that gives a s~~~ about you.
p~~~ off
you work real hard to be retarded or this comes naturally?

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

This reminds me of another quote, though you usually saw this on coffee cups or t-shirts being used or worn by nasty ass middle-aged housewives.

“Zero to Bitch in 5 seconds”.

Or something like that. I’m sure some of you have seen that saying.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

Solid Snake wrote:

If you had to make the original female version you’d have to put a picture of Lorena Bobbitt.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[NeoSe7enParticipant 112]

I thought I saw a girl wearing this slogan on a t-shirt and it was quoted by Mariyln Monroe(???). Very typical female ‘logic’. Basically it’s poon-speak for “yup, I’m bats~~~ crazy..”

My Answer: She’d be talking to an empty room. I have zero tolerance for this non-sense. Let some other fool clean up her mess and deal with her.

[black saltParticipant 25]

a friend of mine simply replied…

“what are you a wild animal or something? we are men. we either ‘handle’ you or we love you… the choice is yours.”

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

Keep it bitch;I have 88 cubic inch Harley Davidson outside that gets me off every time I put her between my legs.It has soulful pipes that Aretha Franking would kill for ,that can shut up with a turn of a key.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Eskimospy wrote:

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you certainly don’t deserve me at my best!”
I’m curious. How would you respond to this?

I don’t need to respond to it, but I can look at the frame of the context that is said in and say a few things:
* The frame is from the perspective of the woman. Which then has myself wonder why that has to be THE context to look at things. Flipping it to include the man, it can be said to: If your worst is that horrible, exactly what is your best that makes it worth putting up with the worst?
* If a man can’t handle a woman’s worst, then why the hell would she want the man?
* What exactly is this “worst”? If it is that horrible, that it turns away every single man (talking spitting pea soup type vomit, like out of an exocism), then I have no idea why a woman would say this. Her worst needs work, so at least she can find a few men who will put up with it.
* If handling a woman’s worst is like a mechanic handling the worst of a car and doing maintenance, does he get to be paid for doing repairs?
* Related to a prior point, why does a man need to handle a woman’s worst? Why can’t she handle it?

Oh, I could go on. The point here is, why the hell is this context the condition of the woman is the end all and be all? I am tired of nothing be turned into some sort of wonderful magic, that really doesn’t do anything. Shed the female mystique, and get on with your life. For me, if a woman’s worst is THAT bad, then I just walk out the door (metaphorically speaking) and don’t look back. I ended things with a stripper at one time and she got ticked off about it… like several weeks later. Seriously woman, if you are THAT slow to get back to me, then you need to just go.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

I don’t want your best, how about a head job and a Bologna sandwich

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