I will be walking down the aisle tomorrow

[No CountryParticipant 759]

I’m not getting married but one of my good friends is. He asked me to be in his wedding party as a groomsman. I couldn’t say no, I have been friends with this man since high school. But god damn this wedding is already a pain in my ass. From the bachelor party to the tuxedo. I have already spent 400 plus. And This thing isn’t even over yet. I don’t even agree with weddings. It’s just a stupid concept. The worst part is that I’m paired with the brides sister who I finger banged back in my young white knight days. That girl is such a whore. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous 43]

well, that’s awkward. Does anyone else in the bridal party know? Tell her that you have an odd unexplained fingernail fungus that took 4 months to cure, and ask her if she had anyone else complain.

[HermitParticipant]

Don’t know that I could do it. I don’t go to weddings or funerals. Not much difference between the two.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[AttonParticipant]

Sounds like an endorsement of abuse.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[No CountryParticipant 759]

Anonymous wrote:

well, that’s awkward. Does anyone else in the bridal party know? Tell her that you have an odd unexplained fingernail fungus that took 4 months to cure, and ask her if she had anyone else complain.

Yes it is awkward. Did I mention I also did some things with her other sister that was younger. But I wasn’t lucky to be paired with them both. I have a past with both sisters who are in the wedding party. Not proud of it.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

You couldn’t say NO?????? And why not? its easy say it with me: “NO” see that wasn’t hard.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

“A wedding is just a funeral with cake” – Rick (from Rick and Morty)

I managed to finagle my way out of going to my gf’s cousin’s wedding earlier this month.

The veiled threat of being the person who would speak up (“Does anyone object to this union, blah blah blah”) probably helped. Ultimately, she skipped going to it, too.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 42]

You can’t drag me to a wedding kicking a screaming!

FLAT OUT NO!

No I will not participate!

WHERE THE F~~~ IS MY DIVORCE REFUND FOR ALL THE WASTED WEDDING GIFTS I PURCHASED??? Hmmmm?

F~~~ THAT CAROUSEL OF EXTRACTION! I WON’T DO IT MYSELF AND GOING TO ONE IS HYPOCRITICAL!

The concept of marriage is so deluded all it deserves is Cracker-Jax prizes and paper f~~~ing plates!

Tuxedo? F~~~ THAT! NEVER AGAIN! I KNOW THE TRUTH! Marriage is for hypocrites!

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

PistolPete wrote:

You couldn’t say NO?????? And why not? its easy say it with me: “NO” see that wasn’t hard.

“NO” is the most powerful word in the universe.

And my favorite line in both “The Matrix” (Neo) and in “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (Caesar).

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Anonymous wrote:

You can’t drag me to a wedding kicking a screaming!

FLAT OUT NO!

No I will not participate!

WHERE THE F~~~ IS MY DIVORCE REFUND FOR ALL THE WASTED WEDDING GIFTS I PURCHASED??? Hmmmm?

F~~~ THAT CAROUSEL OF EXTRACTION! I WON’T DO IT MYSELF AND GOING TO ONE IS HYPOCRITICAL!

The concept of marriage is so deluded all it deserves is Cracker-Jax prizes and paper f~~~ing plates!

Tuxedo? F~~~ THAT! NEVER AGAIN! I KNOW THE TRUTH! Marriage is for hypocrites!

If I ever go to a wedding, I will wear a MGTOW t-shirt and not a tuxedo.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[No CountryParticipant 759]

PistolPete wrote:

You couldn’t say NO?????? And why not? its easy say it with me: “NO” see that wasn’t hard.

I couldn’t say NO. I have fought by side him in hand to hand combat. He never said NO to me when I said back me up. I am just caught between a rock and hard spot.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

No Country wrote:

PistolPete wrote:

You couldn’t say NO?????? And why not? its easy say it with me: “NO” see that wasn’t hard.

I couldn’t say NO. I have fought by side him in hand to hand combat. He never said NO to me when I said back me up. I am just caught between a rock and hard spot.

I kind of look at it as a situation like if he was trying to drive home drunk, and you said “NO” and took the keys away.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[MoreSkyParticipant 4865]

Complete pedant that I am I have to say that brides etc. don’t walk down the aisle they walk down (technically up) the Central Passageway.

So the bride can be said to be taken up the central passageway. Engage smirk mode.

"...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

The worst part is you’re paying all that time and money to satisfy the woman by proxy of the groom. A tiered utility program. What a racket.

Keep sniffing your finger while your standing up there.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MACHOParticipant]

I totally agree with PistolPete on this one, your sanity and well being comes first! I haven’t gone to a wedding (or a funeral) for over 30 years! They are both too depressing or expensive! and the only funeral I intend to attend will be mine 😜

PistolPete wrote:

You couldn’t say NO?????? And why not? its easy say it with me: “NO” see that wasn’t hard

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

One of my close friends snubbed me when I married 30 years ago – he saw how manipulative my ex was and refused to attend the wedding. I was p~~~ed – but he was spot on. I was distant from him at first – but after I divorced (9 years later) he more than justified his actions. We keep in touch now (my buddy) from time to time although he lives 1000 miles from me.

[Maximus AureliusParticipant 351]

Yeah…. But guys, HE got paired up with a sister! sarc

Meditating on the Wisdom & Truths of Man, Isn't just a Philosophy, but a Calling......Be willing to be Called a Man!

[No CountryParticipant 759]

FrostByte wrote:

The worst part is you’re paying all that time and money to satisfy the woman by proxy of the groom. A tiered utility program. What a racket.

Keep sniffing your finger while your standing up there.

I totally agree with you. It is a racket and is all for the women. But the scent hasn’t worn off yet and its been years.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

The proper time to say no would have been right after he asked, and right before you stated your absolutely flawless argument against marrying or participating in a marriage contract.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

I will be going to a “funeral with a cake” in a few weeks, for one of my female cousins.

I am going to put on my “blue pill costume” and just treat it a a giant s~~~ test.

I will need to be mentally strong and have a heightened sense of awareness.

I am doing this because I will be seeing family that have been absent in my life for some time because of various reasons: distance, marriage, college, etc.

Keep your cool, enjoy the food and wine, and just remind yourself of what brought you THIS PLACE, the land among your brothers.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

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