I WANT A GUY WHO LISTENS

[Anonymous 42]

I WANT A GUY WHO LISTENS

I want a woman that obeys! F~~~ listening!

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Keymaster wrote:

“Listens? Women know as much about “listening” as a donkey knows about playing a flute.”

… and that “nail” goes kinda deep, he he.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I can sum everything I’ve said to every woman I know lately.

“Uh-huh”
“Really”
“Oh”
“Wow”, use this one less than the others.

Mix them up and you don’t have to pay attention to the noise in between pauses.

These responses will turn you into a great listener.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Ogre wrote:

to the noise in between pauses.

Errm, you mean the crickets..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[BuckFitchesParticipant 993]

Ogre wrote:

I can sum everything I’ve said to every woman I know lately.

“Uh-huh”
“Really”
“Oh”
“Wow”, use this one less than the others.

Mix them up and you don’t have to pay attention to the noise in between pauses.

These responses will turn you into a great listener.

That’s genius. What’s a good way to get out of listening

"Fish can’t climb trees and women can’t be trusted." -Buck Fitches

[MonkParticipant 17010]

That’s the problem.

Men listen TOO MUCH.

[ghostParticipant]

You will NEVER have to listen to them if you DISABLE them at source.

hey pick up

busy

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

It is a good thing weeminimums don’t expel heat the way dogs do. With their never ending lip and tongue flapping they would never make it out of puberty before they died

Same reason they can’t build up a decent fart. They don’t shut their mouth long enough to build up any pressure.

[KolaxisParticipant 668]

A woman who says she wants a man to listen is saying that she wants more than just your wallet.

1. Your time. All of it. You never get to have fun again. Ever.

2. Your devotion. All of it. She is the most important thing in the universe and you must realize this. You may never show loyalty to anything else again. Ever.

3. Your adoration. All of it. Giving her every spare second and your loyalty isn’t enough. You have to make her feel like the special snowflake that she is. Also, realize that you’re a useless bag of sand that exists only to make her feel better about herself and you should never adore anything else. Ever.

4. Your soul. All of it. Because really, how can she ever know that you love her enough until she’s eaten your soul? Unfortunately, you won’t mean anything to her then and she’ll need to find a man who still has a soul. You’ll never be able to please her again. Ever.

Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

[Anonymous 11]

Ogre wrote:

“Uh-huh”
“Really”
“Oh”
“Wow”,

Damn Ogre, those are the exact words I use too.

I try to go as long as possible in a state of torpor without speaking. One still has to inject some words on occasion. I try to sync them up with her hamster’s flops. Even that wastes our time.

[Remove me!Participant]

I think I have an actual problem. After years of marriage, I’ve become def to women’s voices. I have even noticed my mom and sister tell me about something and I don’t know what they just said.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[TwistParticipant]

Remove me! wrote:

After years of marriage, I’ve become def to women’s voices. I have even noticed my mom and sister tell me about something and I don’t know what they just said.

Police pull man over to the side of the road.

“Sir – your wife fell out of the car 10 miles back!”

Man: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf”

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

After my break-up with the ex-bitch, she called me “wicked”.

Why?

Because after all her efforts, I still refused to become a “good listener”.

I’m very glad I didn’t.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

In addition to the very good points on this thread, “I WANT A GUY WHO LISTENS” can also be translated to:

“I want a good emotional tampon”

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[53ClicksUpParticipant 1345]

Yea, I can remember what it was like to be married to that stupid bitch with the nail sticking out of her forehead. She wouldn’t let me pull it out and fix any problems for her. Because if I did that, she would have to invent some totally new unimportant and nonsensical things to complain about.

During that time of my life, I would wake up on a Saturday or Sunday morning, feeling happy, content, and well rested. Then I would roll over and come face to face with “bat s~~~ crazy” sleeping in bed next to me.

Instantaneously, that peaceful, good feeling would evaporate. As soon as I was reminded that I was still f~~~ing trapped in a marriage to a crazy c~~~ that would never be happy. Once I adopted the “No F~~~s Given (NFG) attitude towards her, I was much happier and she became an even more miserable wretch.

That was fine though, because it gave her the excuse she needed to file for the divorce. She could then legitimately tell all her friends and family, that I just didn’t act like I cared about her. Which of course I didn’t, because by that time she was just completely sucking the life force out of my soul.

Now I wake up on the weekends full of enthusiasm, for I can do anything I want for the entire weekend. Usually I jump on my motorcycle and ride to someplace new I’ve never been to before. In the winter months I just switch over to my trusty old Cessna 172 “straight tail” and fly where ever I want.

Usually I go visit old friends up and down the East Coast for breakfast or lunch. We talk about “man s~~~” (cars, guns, motorcycles, sailboats, airplanes) or simply lament how f~~~ed up this country has become and whether the next war between the states will breakout down in Texas this time or South Carolina as before.

[TwistParticipant]

I am a fixer. When I see a nail that is standing a bit proud, I just whack it back down where it belongs. Problem solved.

[Anonymous 3]

Sure, sure. Then she’ll complain he has no ambition, there’s no spark, and she can’t be with someone that can’t think for himself. Same old bulls~~~ all the time.

[Bloody HeartlandParticipant 693]

On the bright side there are those who are so self absorbed they don’t realize no one’s listening.

"I have the fury of my own momentum." "With this ring I thee wed. Fire walk with me."

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Re I WANT A GUY WHO LISTENS

Yea Mmm Hmmm yea Mmmm Hmmm

NEVER take any stock in any thing that women SAY they like or want .

For three reasons that I can think of , right off the top of my head.

1) They lie i.e. virtue signaling
2) They very frequently change what they want and what they like.
3)Women dont know what they want and no one else knows what they want.
{This is a subject for serious scientific study using modern and future methods and technology}

To get a peek at what they really want ,observe their behavior objectively .. .

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[Anonymous 2]

That’s what the friend-zoned mangina is for. She’s unknowingly proving the “alpha f~~~s, beta bucks” saying to be true. Basically, what she is saying is: “Now that my body is starting to hit the wall after many years of riding the c~~~ carousel, I think it’s time I roped in a beta cuck that will financially support me. That way, I can f~~~ alpha guys on the side, and if I get caught and we end up in divorce court, who cares? I’ll get everything anyway!”

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