I think women are always honest

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

http://scribol.com/humor/20-funniest-text-fails/13

[GrumpyParticipant]

I sincerely concur with you boisdevie (I haven’t spoken french in decades, doesn’t your name mean wood spoon or somewhat close to that?)
Women are ALWAYS honest in their own minds

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[QuietlyquietlyParticipant 728]

I think you’re right, @grumpy, women really do think that they are honest in their own minds. The trouble is that they change them 5 times a second, so honesty is simply how they are feeling any given moment. I had this with a girlfriend once. She narrated to me something that had gone wrong (I was there when it happened) and she told it 3 different ways over 3 successive weeks. And NONE of those was how it actually happened! Her feelings about it changed, and so did her interpretation of the event.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Quietlyquietly wrote:

I think you’re right, @grumpy, women really do think that they are honest in their own minds. The trouble is that they change them 5 times a second, so honesty is simply how they are feeling any given moment. I had this with a girlfriend once. She narrated to me something that had gone wrong (I was there when it happened) and she told it 3 different ways over 3 successive weeks. And NONE of those was how it actually happened! Her feelings about it changed, and so did her interpretation of the event.

This is a very good point.

With wimin the truth is how they feel. This is why feminazis reject fact based arguments. Take the myth that men are paid more than wimin. You can bring as many facts and figures to the table to prove that this is simply untrue but the feminazi will dismiss all the evidence and accuse you of mansplaining.

A man can be walking in the park minding his own business but if an oversensitive paranoid female FEELS threatend by him then the man will be arrested for threatening the woman.

That is why it is pointless to argue with them but also just being in the same space can also be dangerous. I would recomend never being alone with a woman, you never know how she might feel.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[boisdevieParticipant 257]

Grumpy wrote:

I sincerely concur with you boisdevie (I haven’t spoken french in decades, doesn’t your name mean wood spoon or somewhat close to that?)

Boisdevie – wood of life – my old business name when I was a cabinetmaker.

[xenonParticipant 2007]

Hmmm, I think that maybe she was originally being honest in her first sentence…”getting ready for bed” … just not with the bf.

[EekParticipant 1162]

Keymaster had a good trick he posted a while back about discerning truth in what a woman says. Take their statement, and append “… right now.” to what they say.

I love you… right now. (She probably “loved” some other guy the night when she went out with her friends without you.)

I’m not having sex with your best friend… right now. (Just don’t ask about the last time you had to work a late shift and she got bored.)

They have the attention span of sugared up 3 year olds, and that is their context for”truth”.

[Anonymous 0]

Oh, women do speak the truth. Trouble is no one else knows what language it is.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

God that was painful to read. Then women wonder why guys treat them like s~~~ and don’t want to settle down. It’s f~~~ing clear as day why.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10922]

I think women lie and change their story not only based how they feel at the moment but based on how they can use it to manipulate any given event or person in the future.
Once, my ex wife slipped and fell down the porch stairs. She was embarrassed and quickly got up and ran into the house. She wasn’t too embarrassed though to tell her relatives and friends (You know how women love to play the sympathy card) about the ordeal and every time she told it she would embellish and exaggerate just a little more. Months down the road she was referring to the whole incident as “the time she BROKE her tailbone after she slipped down the porch stairs” I would debate and argue with her that if she had broken her tailbone she wouldn’t have been able to walk and she would’ve went to the emergency room. She told me that I was an asshole because I wasn’t being compassionate and sympathetic towards her injury.
Months later she we had to go to the emergency room because she had broken her toe. When it came time to fill out the questionnaire, there was a question that asked if she had been injured in the last 12 months and she looked at me and asked if she should list her broken tailbone. I reminded her that if she listed that, the doctor MAY want to consult her medical file and he is going to wonder where the X-Rays are and why there was no medical report written about her injury.
She knew she’d look bad if that happened and she didn’t want a doctor calling bulls~~~ on her and verifying that I was right. The evil glare she gave me was PRICELESS.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Hey Spock, what a great s~~~ test from your ex. If you say don’t report her broken ass then you are a jerk for not supporting her lie. If you say yes and the doctor calls her on it then it’s your fault. Either way you lose.

I can’t imagine why you don’t want to be married to her!

Order the good wine

[chirParticipant]

Reading the replies I think we can distill it down to the following.

Honesty for a woman depends only on how she feels at that moment. Truth is of less value than feelings.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[experiencedParticipant]

Seems like the only verbal way to see if a woman is honest is to ask her if she’s honest.
If she says she’s dishonest, she’s probably more honest than the rest as they are all dishonest.

Her actions are the litmus test though.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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