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Anonymousor repairing motorcycles……
…or pumping iron in the gym so you can dog these whores out when they start salivating over your guns….”yeah, f~~~ you bitch! You don’t get any whore!”
Hey SoulMan I can see you’ve had the poisonous quill of a “special woman” slowly work it’s way through your heart, am I right? Or was it more than one quill?
@Tower
Burned and scorched by more than a few. Mortally stung by one. She definitely left some deep scars. I’m a merciless pirate from hell. Too bad for wimmenz that cross my path now!
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...
AnonymousHey SoulMan, you remind me of this guy. no? I know I feel this way…..
AnonymousHey SoulMan, you remind me of this guy. no? I know I feel this way…..
I feel more like this guy….
HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...Just a handful of years ago 2011-ish….there was a social stigma attached to not being on Facebook. You could feel in employment interviews too. Telling anyone “I don’t do Facebook” used to generate leering eyes and you suddenly became questionable.. like “what are you hiding?”.
Then women got all insane about it and started asking “why are you NOT on Facebook?” and other such f~~~ed and prying questions. They ran to Facebook like flies on s~~~, and men began f~~~ing off like crazy. Just like TV become one great big vagina with rabbit ears, Facebook is strictly for women and gays.
That brings me back to my peeve about the way women structure their lines of questioning now:
“Why are you NOT _______ (insert whatever she wants you to do here)____ “.• Why are you NOT married?
• Why are you NOT seeing anyone?
(sometimes even followed by “Are you sure you’re NOT gay?”)
• Why are you NOT on Facebook?Always a manipulation of course designed to get you to EXPLAIN YOURSELF and make excuse to some t~~~ who shouldn’t even be asking that s~~~. If you’re not part of the sheeple herd, they think there is something wrong with you. Women, lovely lemmings they are, don’t like weirdness. Non-conformists give them the heebie-vajjies, until such time that the non-conformist is validated by the wider social group. So the Man Without a Facebook is likely to elicit suspicion, and maybe even irrational annoyance, from women. This problem will be worse for the off-the-grid man who prefers the company of younger women (the kind of woman least likely to care that Big Daddy State is safely in charge of her personal liberties).
Generally, a man should handle the “Why aren’t you on Facebook?” question the same way he would handle any s~~~ test, by using any of the following three tactics:
Example responses to: “Why are you NOT on Facebook?”
“Because I’m wanted in twenty-three states for crimes against humanity.”
“Better question: Why are you on Facebook telling the world all your secrets?”“Remember when girls had diaries, and they would freak out if their brother even touched the cover? We’ve come a long way.”
“I was. I got kicked off.”“What a weird question.”
“Hey, you gotta at least get to know me before you start stalking me.”
“Because everyone else is doing it.”
“Because I found that the girls on there are all shallow and self-involved.”
“I am. But I’m in the VIP lounge. Zuckerberg invite only. Not open to the public.”
•••
If you ever get stuck on the “Are you sure you’re NOT gay?” question, just tell her take out her boobs and drop to her knees, then she can question your sexuality all she wants. It would shock you just how often you will get a BJ out of that.
Facebook is a man-hating cesspool of meme images because women can’t think for themselves: “Men, close your eyes. Imagine you have a daughter. Imagine she’s dating a guy like the guys you date. Did you smile? No? Then change.” If I actually did what that c~~~ suggested I would have closed my eyes and stopped reading right there. That’s how I would have responded to that c~~~:
“OK I closed my eyes. But because I closed my eyes, I couldn’t read the rest. What does it say?”
Then when she responds, just leave her this to remember you by:
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Just a handful of years ago 2011-ish….there was a social stigma attached to not being on Facebook. You could feel in employment interviews too. Telling anyone “I don’t do Facebook” used to generate leering eyes and you suddenly became questionable.. like “what are you hiding?”. Then women got all insane about it and started asking “why are you NOT on Facebook?” and other such f~~~ed and prying questions. They ran to Facebook like flies on s~~~, and men began f~~~ing off like crazy. Just like TV become one great big vagina with rabbit ears, Facebook is strictly for women and gays. That brings me back to my peeve about the way women structure their lines of questioning now: “Why are you NOT _______ (insert whatever she wants you to do here)____ “. • Why are you NOT married? • Why are you NOT seeing anyone? (sometimes even followed by “Are you sure you’re NOT gay?”) • Why are you NOT on Facebook? Always a manipulation of course designed to get you to EXPLAIN YOURSELF and make excuse to some t~~~ who shouldn’t even be asking that s~~~. If you’re not part of the sheeple herd, they think there is something wrong with you. Women, lovely lemmings they are, don’t like weirdness. Non-conformists give them the heebie-vajjies, until such time that the non-conformist is validated by the wider social group. So the Man Without a Facebook is likely to elicit suspicion, and maybe even irrational annoyance, from women. This problem will be worse for the off-the-grid man who prefers the company of younger women (the kind of woman least likely to care that Big Daddy State is safely in charge of her personal liberties). Generally, a man should handle the “Why aren’t you on Facebook?” question the same way he would handle any s~~~ test, by using any of the following three tactics: Example responses to: “Why are you NOT on Facebook?” “Because I’m wanted in twenty-three states for crimes against humanity.” “Better question: Why are you on Facebook telling the world all your secrets?” “Remember when girls had diaries, and they would freak out if their brother even touched the cover? We’ve come a long way.” “I was. I got kicked off.” “What a weird question.” “Hey, you gotta at least get to know me before you start stalking me.” “Because everyone else is doing it.” “Because I found that the girls on there are all shallow and self-involved.” “I am. But I’m in the VIP lounge. Zuckerberg invite only. Not open to the public.” ••• If you ever get stuck on the “Are you sure you’re NOT gay?” question, just tell her take out her boobs and drop to her knees, then she can question your sexuality all she wants. It would shock you just how often you will get a BJ out of that. Facebook is a man-hating cesspool of meme images because women can’t think for themselves: “Men, close your eyes. Imagine you have a daughter. Imagine she’s dating a guy like the guys you date. Did you smile? No? Then change.” If I actually did what that c~~~ suggested I would have closed my eyes and stopped reading right there. That’s how I would have responded to that c~~~: “OK I closed my eyes. But because I closed my eyes, I couldn’t read the rest. What does it say?” Then when she responds, just leave her this to remember you by:
spot on as always
I have had women question me on why I don’t use facebook before and had the exact line of “I don’t trust people who don’t use facebook” but as I say to everyone – why would I want every part of my life up there for all to see? If I want to let people know what I am doing I TELL them what I am doing. I don’t need pathetic validation and to put stupid pictures on sites like Instagram (seriously ALL women do that even when they have just cooked a f~~~ing microwave meal which involves pushing a button)
as KeyMaster says though – once it becomes unpopular the same women will be saying “are you still on facebook? That is so 00s” or some such bulls~~~
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