I need a sane woman to pork…

[Rdkng07Participant 32]

Greetings, I posted an intro and got allot of sound advise from you good folks, and I thank you for that. I am currently putting most of the advice I received into motion, but I am still not MGTOW completely concerning the desire to have a women around, at least sometimes.

I have been doing some online dating and all I can say is these girls are nuts. All I want to find is a sane woman I can have around from time to time, but I may as well be looking for a chicken with lips.

I used to use hookers back when I was in the Marines, it was the only option. So now I’m thinking about the services of a escort, but I don’t know where to start. Don’t laugh, I’m in a small town and don’t know anything about this. How does one go about this and how does the transaction work? Sorry to sound dumb, but it would be nice to do this and not worry about relationships. I know allot of you do one night stands, but I don’t want to hurt anyone or make them feel bad, not even a selfish female.

Thanks

[Grim-Participant 454]

Well, good luck finding a NAWALT unicorn. I’ll be busy using a fleshlight and porn.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Don’t we all?
Hasn’t “Don’t put your dick in crazy” been a warning for several decades now?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Grim-Participant 454]

@grumpy

Thing is, all women are crazy. haha.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Hmmm, google “backpage escorts”?

Don’t forget to wear your helmet soldier.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Go to a bingo hall there are very nice ladies there,pretty damn old but nice,or find a women missing an arm,thats your only chance of a sane women these days. ALL will go crazy if they dont get what they think they deserve.There are many many baby boomer post wall whores who are just looking for a man to smile at them because they’re face is ruined from hitting the wall at warp speed.Some even survived the first Big Bang,stood up and accelerated to that same wall even faster. Good luck looking for that sane jane……

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Rdkng07Participant 32]

Well, thanks for the replies. I just looked at backpage escorts and found a hot 25yo for 160 an hour. That seems cheap, my weiner better not sprout asparagus after…

[GrumpyParticipant]

double bag it.
Better safe than sorry

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Dont take her to your house and use an alias name like Chad.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[RoyDalParticipant]

What all the previous posts said: Ditto.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 3]

This VR thing is going to really destroy a lot of women. Personally I won’t use it, but if I was a young man again I bet I would.

VR porn is about the easiest thing you can actually do. It doesn’t require a lot of controls or anything else, and the male brain is so easily tricked when it comes to sex.

And because it’s not actual sex probably, a LOT of female actors can be used. Especially the B-list ones, they’d probably be quick to tap into the amount of money they could get releasing their own VR “game” and taking a huge chunk of the profits. The first few to do it will make an absolute killing.

But in terms of online dating, I don’t think you’ll ever find a decent woman on those things. I’m from an older era, but I still know enough that any decent woman is going to have so many offers in person that she’d never even consider the internet. The only women that go on the internet are the really psychologically damaged ones or the uglies. Neither is worthwhile for you.

[BudtaoParticipant 293]

Hmmm, finding a sane woman. Good luck with that search, I think I will stick with my hunt for the gold at the end of the rainbow. I think I will have better luck.

Nirvanna is never having to worry about a woman ever again.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Just ordered a fleshlight tonight.
I’ll let you guys know how it is.

Fleshlights are f~~~ing awesome! I have the Tera Patrick signature edition and it rocks big time. 70 bucks very well spent, IMO.

Anyway, back to the topic under discussion. Here is my advice for happy whoring. If you come from a small town and can’t find any good escorts in your area then take a trip to a bigger town and make it like a mini vacation. You automatically solve most of your problems, you will have many escorts to choose from, you will be completely anonymous, you will have a hotel to take the whore back to. If you are craving female company more than just a place to stick your dick then you can opt for the “girlfriend experience” often referred to as GFE in the ads. Obviously it is going to be much more expensive though, like a grand or so.

It is important to find a whore you like, so be choosy, don’t get pressured into taking on a skank. If the whore does not match her picture or her description tell her to get lost. It can be good to find a whore you can return to and become a regular customer, the whores like this too and will often do extras for regular clients they will not do for one time johns. The whores like clients who are clean and treat them with respect, they will give you a better time. Do not drink before hand, if you are nervous then maybe a shot will help, but don’t overdo it and stick to liquor which does not smell too much, vodka is good. Whores do not like drunks, they can be unpredictable and violent. Only, and I do mean ONLY ever take a girl from an agency, never take a street whore and avoid ones from the backpage ads too. Agency girls will be clean and safe while street whores will be STD infected drug addicts with a pimp waiting in the wings.

Happy whoring.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

well my friend why not a fleshlight?

Going to a prostitute is just giving money away to the enemy aka gynocentric society.

[AttonParticipant]

Build a stargate and wait for a solar flair then hope you get transported onto a Utopia.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

@atton.

Have you been peeping in my basement again?

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Buy a flesh light or pay a quick visit to motherless.

The rest is up to you…..

[Anonymous 11]

Just ordered a fleshlight tonight.
I’ll let you guys know how it is.

Congratulations Bunker!!! I’m two weeks into mine and getting to know it very well. I foresee a very long term relationship here. I’m getting ready to kick Rosie Palmer to the curb.

I’ve read about some users experiencing double orgasms with them. I recently had it happen to me. It curled my toes. A real pussy never did that for me.

Yes, STDs are having massive YOY percentage increases of late. There is now an antibiotic resistant strain of Gonorrhea that surfaced in the UK. I’ll visit my local dive and four guys are comparing notes on some slut they tapped who must take on at least 15 different men a week.

@op: There is no such thing as a sane woman. A Fleshlight will give you 70% of the pussy experience w/o the expense, risks or hassles. I’ve even had some real pussy that was not as good as a Fleshlight.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I agree cis female is a mental illness.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[SOLI2DEParticipant 746]

Anonymous wrote:

Bunker Mode (Stealthy, Zen, Focus) wrote:

Just ordered a fleshlight tonight.
I’ll let you guys know how it is.

Congratulations Bunker!!! I’m two weeks into mine and getting to know it very well. I foresee a very long term relationship here. I’m getting ready to kick Rosie Palmer to the curb.

I’ve read about some users experiencing double orgasms with them. I recently had it happen to me. It curled my toes. A real pussy never did that for me.

Yes, STDs are having massive YOY percentage increases of late. There is now an antibiotic resistant strain of Gonorrhea that surfaced in the UK. I’ll visit my local dive and four guys are comparing notes on some slut they tapped who must take on at least 15 different men a week.

@op: There is no such thing as a sane woman. A Fleshlight will give you 70% of the pussy experience w/o the expense, risks or hassles. I’ve even had some real pussy that was not as good as a Fleshlight.

Anonymous wrote:

Bunker Mode (Stealthy, Zen, Focus) wrote:

Just ordered a fleshlight tonight.
I’ll let you guys know how it is.

Congratulations Bunker!!! I’m two weeks into mine and getting to know it very well. I foresee a very long term relationship here. I’m getting ready to kick Rosie Palmer to the curb.

I’ve read about some users experiencing double orgasms with them. I recently had it happen to me. It curled my toes. A real pussy never did that for me.

Yes, STDs are having massive YOY percentage increases of late. There is now an antibiotic resistant strain of Gonorrhea that surfaced in the UK. I’ll visit my local dive and four guys are comparing notes on some slut they tapped who must take on at least 15 different men a week.

@op: There is no such thing as a sane woman. A Fleshlight will give you 70% of the pussy experience w/o the expense, risks or hassles. I’ve even had some real pussy that was not as good as a Fleshlight.

I just ordered mine as well!! Went with the Lady Stamina pack. Cheaper and safer and seems better than the hand. May even check out the interactive kit later on. Thanks for your words because they guided my purchase.

“Do not give your strength to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings.” -Proverbs 31:3-

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