I met a girl who i met online

[CarmineParticipant 34]

This was my first date with someone who i had met online, as well as the last and only one i’ve ever had. Needless to say my accounts have been deleted from all social media and dating sites.

it’s all Peaches and Cream until you actually meet them.
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We met on okCupid, which i thought was pretty good site. Better than Tinder and all that other dribble. She had all the sections filled in, plenty of photos, and seemed like a well rounded, genuine, and interesting person. I also like how she messaged me first as i never initate the conversation, so i gave her extra credit for that.
After talking for a bit i found that we had plenty of mutual interests, hobbies, shared the love of two bands and she hated all the SJW and feminist crap. “F~~~ing awesome” i verbally exclaimed to myself after our first day of talking.

She did have a bit of a case of verbal diarrhea though, especially with Quotes and Deepities. Whenever she saw an opening to write something pretentious, the c~~~ slithered one in. After a week of talking we arranged to go and see a film that both really wanted to see, and then decide what else to do on the day. I normally hate not planning a day out and doing things on a whim, but i thought that i’d put myself out of the comfort zone for once – plus i was still on the blue pill.

Now, i’m a real stickler for time. I’ve never been late to anything and i’m always 10 minutes early, so you’d understand i was annoyed when she was 30 minutes late, even when everything was running on time and when she also hated people being late. But i let it slip.
Also a bit annoyed that she literally slapped on a CLEARLY worn hoodie and trousers when she knew the effort i had put into myself, but again i let it slip, how you dress isn’t something i really worry about, and her personality was just going to make me look over all the small details.

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First contact, Dinner, and Conversation
When i hugged her i couldn’t help but notice that she was radiating a very strange smell. I think it was coming from her crotch, but it was caught in the cross fire from her breath, which was equally undecipherable and eyebrow singeing. F~~~ing lovely blue eyes, but i couldn’t stare at them because i felt like i was a liquidator in the Chernobyl accident; If i spent longer than 20 seconds there, i’d be subject to more radioactive fumes than i could handle.
She had lovely hair though, something that really stuck out about her. Greasy, but, nice colour. Infact i think the chefs took some out of her hair to use in the kitchen.

I want to make a comment about her personality and her similarity to her online persona, but, i can’t. I literally cannot say a single thing about it, because she must of said about 20 words the whole day. Somehow she thought that Grunting, nodding, and giving some kind of smirk of giggle is an acceptable way of communicating with someone who bought you dinner, drinks, cinema tickets and snacks, and transport fees.

As we sat down to eat (Her hand never even touched her left pocket where her wallet was) i couldn’t help but think of cookie monster. The sounds, the blue hair, the voraciousness, it was all there.
I honestly expected a team of men in radiation suits to cordone off the Bistro, or for the spirit of Jim Henson to appear.
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Movies, Shopping, and Departure
Now, i love movies. I f~~~ing love going to the cinema and watching a movie. But this cinema trip was a bit like watching Will smith kill his dog in I am Legend. Eye watering, uncomfortable, and you really wish it didn’t have to happen. She also bought a large popcorn with my money, which, she either inhaled or funneled directly into her belly button because it dissapeared as fast as my desire to ever date again did. Infact i was tempting going to the bathroom and performing a vasectomy on myself, it was that bad.

After the movie we went for another drink to discuss it and talk, and just do some more things. She wanted to check out HMV, the bookstore, and i wanted to go the Army surplus store and purchase a Geiger counter to ensure i was safe.

The day grew late and she decided to leave, but, she suddenly sprang to life and asked me if i wanted to do this again and that she had a lovely day and it was the best date she had been on. “Of course!” i replied in response to everything she just said. I’d love to see her again so that i can tell her what a c~~~ she is, but also that of course she had a lovely day, she got a free meal, movie, and shopping trip out of it.

Don’t get me wrong she was a pretty attractive girl, but f~~~ me, i think a rotten kipper had a better personality. Probably smelled better too.
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Apologies for the length. Couldn’t help myself but share my nightmare date i had last year.

TL;DR:
We all know that horrible, awkward silence feeling, don’t we?
Like in an elevator, or more specifically when someone says something to you as you’re getting into it.
Now imagine that feeling, but for several, long, ball-aching hours.

[UntamedParticipant]

I must’ve read hundreds of similar stories by now and they ALL start with: I met a girl. WRONG. SHE meets YOU, that’s why she shows up whenever pleases her. She sizes you in a second and gauge how much s~~~ and discomfort she wants to put you through, for whatever devious reasons she harbors in her dark heart.
She lets you pay for food, drinks and YOU provide the entertainment. How swell a deal it is for you…
Then, to add insult to injury, she doesn’t even offer to suck your dick as a thank you.
On the other hand, Woman being Woman and couldn’t help otherwise even if she had help, your decision lead you to that and how much is she responsible for your showing up on time there?
How much is she responsible for you not leaving as soon as she showed you she couldn’t be trusted to be ON TIME when she feigned her dislike for lateness?

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[LeoYourKingParticipant 225]

Broo!!!! You did not get laid? or maybe I did not get that part. Next time try to get more than just a kiss, get your money worth. I would recommencement to listen The Tom Leykis Show if you do not already do it. Good luck brother!!!!

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

One of my rules, after 15 minutes of waiting I’m gone. I would never wait 30 minutes.

I do the same in doctors offices and you would be amazed at the apologies you get after you walk out.

If you treat them too well, they abuse you. Do you deserve abused?

[BoarParticipant]

Carmine wrote:

it dissapeared as fast as my desire to ever date again did. Infact i was tempting going to the bathroom and performing a vasectomy on myself, it was that bad.

You have singlehandedly created a new mercy-kill level for dating. LOL.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[bladeParticipant]

What , you didn’t get a f~~~ or even a blow job . As i read i was anticipating the climax of the story . What a bang she was followed by some c~~~ act on her behalf . That ended well from all the effort you put in didn’t it . Lesson learned brother . Give them nothing not even popcorn

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Untamed wrote:

I must’ve read hundreds of similar stories by now and they ALL start with: I met a girl. WRONG. SHE meets YOU

Nice(!).

Untamed wrote:

she doesn’t even offer to suck your dick.

Here’s a tip. At the end of a date, when she tries to lean in for that awkward “hug” or some “we should do that again some time” canned bulls~~~….. you say: “you call that a blowjob?”.

“But I didn’t give you a blowjob.”

“THAT’s the f~~~ing problem!”

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Enjoyed your tale @carmine. But ….

Carmine wrote:

annoyed when she was 30 minutes late

Before your next one, make her say she’s gonna be on time.
“You’re going to be there on time, yes? I don’t tolerate lateness.”

If you’re quick to give her “f~~~ing awesome” credits for saying she doesn’t like SJW/ feminazi bulls~~~, then don’t hesitate to be equally critical of the down points. Saying SWJs are bulls~~~ is a non-effort. Showing up on time is an effort, and for some women, an impossibility. But even if she DOES show up on time, it is not “f~~~ing awesome”. It’s the expected minimum courtesy.

You can’t date or be interested in a woman who doesn’t have basic courtesy FIRST.

( Why was that SJW stuff even in ANY conversation before a first meeting? )

My personal policy would be: no text within 5 minutes MAX of being late? I’m gone. She can tell me in ADVANCE if she thinks she might be late. If she’s more than 15 late on a first date, that’s it.

( #1 “Respect my time and property” )

Carmine wrote:

I normally hate not planning a day out and doing things on a whim, but i thought that i’d put myself out of the comfort zone for once – plus i was still on the blue pill.

You don’t do that because of your “comfort zone”, you maintain that because you want to let her know you’re busy and your time is too valuable to drop everything for a movie. Also reduces the chance of her being late if you feel that way. Dropping everything to meet her for a movie communicates “aw, I can be late, he won’t mind. He’s not that busy”…. even though it’s not your intent.

Women don’t think changing your plans for them is a gift to her or something to respect. To them it means she can toy with it.

Carmine wrote:

she must have said about 20 words the whole day

That’s the worst. If your date feels like a knife-sharpening tool where there are no sparks and she does nothing unless until you are working your ass off on that pedal, re-evaluate. But then again, a quiet female can sometimes be a thing of joy.

But still, if it feels like you’re pumping, “gosh look at the time, I really gotta go home and clean my andirons”. She doesn’t need to know you don’t have a fireplace, but it’s better if she does.

Carmine wrote:

She wanted to check out HMV,

Then let her. “You’re excused”.

Untamed wrote:

SHE meets YOU

Right-o.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

Dating still? your poor bastard.
These are great experiences to further hone your skills at deselecting women. With this comes confidence, and wisdom on the next one. Be safe

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[UntamedParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

Women don’t think changing your plans for them is a gift to her or something to respect. To them it means she can toy with it.

They lack the basic understanding of what it means to respect the other, then they go on f~~~ing tv singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T, find out what it means to me…
BOY did we find out, didn’t we? As soon as you start being reasonable with them, they come and s~~~ on your respect. They expect us Men to bend over backwards for some stinking pussy at the end of a horrible night where SHE’s the center of the universe and decides to get drunk and treat you like a jerk for watching out for her. No respect. No care. Only selfishness and vanity.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Untamed wrote:

BOY did we find out, didn’t we?

No accommodation or compromise counts as a +1 for you. It’s expected – like an automatic “yes” – even when the expectation is to bend over backwards to appease her. The degree to which you bend is not a factor either. A man learns this VERY fast when “no” becomes his new favorite go-to response. Now he’s an “asshole”….. when in reality, expecting an automatic yes is HER mistake.

Untamed wrote:

R.E.S.P.E.C.T

Make a compromise, and she will not R.E.S.P.E.C.T it or be grateful.

They think the song goes “I.E.X.P.E.C.T”
Aretha Franklin spelled it wrong.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Carmine wrote:

Now, i’m a real stickler for time. I’ve never been late to anything and i’m always 10 minutes early, so you’d understand i was annoyed when she was 30 minutes late,

Which is 25 minutes after you should have already bailed.

One chance, per chick, per lifetime. No exceptions. Her making you wait is her blowing her chance.

[UntamedParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

They think the song goes “I.E.X.P.E.C.T”
Aretha Franklin spelled it wrong.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

C~~~s love wasting your time, its part of their feminists “i hate men,” genes.

This is why men dont date women anymore, no respect, always late, a bore, etc.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

If you ain’t getting any action soon then call it off because the longer this drags on the more she’ll look at you as a provider (beta bucks). From there you can expect all sorts of s~~~ tests, manipulation, lies, etc.

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Ice-JiubParticipant 491]

Carmine wrote:

it’s all Peaches and Cream until you actually meet them.

Funnily enough, that’s the name of a chain of adult stores where I live. Sounds like your money would’ve been better spent there!
I’m one to talk, though. In my past life I once spent a weeks pay in a single night on a girl, and this is in a country where prostitution is both completely legal and a hell of a lot cheaper.
But thank you for the story. It’s sobering hearing things like this on this site that remind me of what I’m “missing” out on.

[CarmineParticipant 34]

You all bring up good points, and the Feedback and Tips on Dating are more than welcome!

I don’t think i’ll be going on any Date any time soon, but if it ever comes up, i’ll be sure to read this again.

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks for sharing your horror story as it will help other men. I’m pretty laid back about time except for business, flights, tides, and other people depending on me to be there.

There is always an ugly reason why a woman is using online dating. Who knows? She might have run late due to having been triple gang banged by three other guys she met online. My experiments have shown that a woman will attract orbiters like flies to s~~~ from her online dating profile. In my case, it was 33 unique men to null women for my control profile. I had one very persistent stalker who kept badgering me to respond. He finally quit after 12 attempts. The laughs I had at his expense.

I probably would have vomited on her. I’ve a very weak stomach.

[JVBParticipant]

If you don’t get laid on the first date you are in a relationship.lol. Ahhh!! Yes the horrors of online dating. Like an eeejit I tried it on and off for years. Don’t waist your time further bro.

Peace is > piece.

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