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Question: Why aren’t you married yet?
Answer: Why don’t you go sniff gasoline?
“When you gonna have kids?”
“I’m not going to. The planet is overpopulated to the point we’re shoving out every other species and there are thousands of starving and/or orphaned kids in this state alone. I don’t think there needs to be more kids.”
*Shocked face* “You HATE babies?!?!”
“I care enough about others not to ignore human suffering.”
“Oh, my kids will be different. Nobody’s starving or unloved here! You just haven’t found the right girl yet.”
“I’m sure that comforts the suffering kids you are ignoring.”
“How dare you say that! I love my kids.”
“But not anyone or anything else.”
“You’re a Monster!”
“Tell that to the starving orphans.”
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
There are lots of good comeback lines in this thread! I love it. My personal favorite is still, “Miss Right broke a heavy date and ran off with a drug dealing biker. She will get out of the pen in three to five…. Luckily, I was able to get a 95% refund on the ring.”
Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?
Come on, some of these responses are great but can’t you really use them in the real world. If you intend to never be around that bitch, I’d say let it rip. But If its a professional environment or social outing we need to have a bit more tact.
Honestly if I can respond the way I really wanted it it would be as follows
“Why are you not married?”
Because I get older and the 18 year olds stay the same age.
“Where are your kids?”
I wouldn’t consider the fetus your daughter aborted a kid, but if we must its in the dumpster behind planned parenthood. Did you know if you get 5 done, you get the 6th free? Of course you did, you have a whore for a daughter.
“Who hurt you?”
That 19 year old across the room, she was a bit tight and her braces snagged some skin. Nothing some neosporin can’t fix, do i need a tetanus shot?
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
Abraham LincolnI want to do a video comparing MGTOW to cardistry. Cardistry is a performing art form that takes the flourish of shuffling cards in a fancy art form, and makes that its own art form. It is juggling with cards. My comparison would be with MGTOW like that. Some assume, just like flourish with cards is used by magicians, that being MGTOW (not the label but the being) has to be something one is doing while waiting to find the right woman or get married. Blue pill won’t grasp that MGTOW is a lifestyle unto itself, and and they presume that every man is on his way to get married or find a woman.
For myself, I just haven’t found the right woman yet. And if they keep pressing, I could of asked them which of the two women I knew who came down with STDs I should of settled down with (STDs not by me). And that I have too many other things to do to worry about this find a woman. My experience is almost never do they really know of anyone for me, so it will shut them up.
"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.
Come on, some of these responses are great but can’t you really use them in the real world. If you intend to never be around that bitch, I’d say let it rip. But If its a professional environment or social outing we need to have a bit more tact.
Of course you can:
“So how come you’re not married?”
“Marriage is for gays.”
You can even soften it a bit if you want: “Marriage is for gays, really…”
Not even an HR bitch from hell can nail you for that. If she tries, you can flip it on her.
“What are you against homosexuals getting married? Don’t let anyone else hear that! That’s VERY politically incorrect.”
It’s all in the delivery. In my experience it’s the best response and you can take it anywhere.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.The funniest and biggest relief in my life was when a post divorce gf tried the “I’m pregnant” crap on me. No DNA test necessary when wrong color baby was born. Another lesson learned. God damn cheeky bitch that one ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ijlpy52CZ1s
This is a short part of a Swedish film actually. Yes the hometown of feminazism. Though it was a few years back. Probably not released today.
in short translation:
Nurse: “Relax, take it easy, think about something nice!” (To the husband)”
Husband: “Is something wrong nurse?”
Wife: “No nothing is wrong, both mommy and baby are fine!”
H: “Oh, isn’t he adorable?”
W: “Look. He recognize you!” (Directed towards husband)
N: “Don’t you think he is a bit… dark?”
W: “But your daddy is a bit dark and handsome?”
H: “Oh, it’s a little grandpa? How cute.”
N: “Don’t you understand your wife has been cheating on you?”
H: “How could she? She’s been to South Africa for a year?”
N: “Can’t you see your child is a ni*ro?”
W: “OMG: this nurse is a racist!”
Anonymous5Female: “Why aren’t you married?”
Me: “Why ARE you married?”
Her only response is to either admit she is gold digging c~~~ or she will say she loves her husband and marriage has been her dream her entire life.
Me: “So, what do I get out of it?
Female: “A partner who loves you for the rest of your life and will always be there for you! And sex! And kids! You don’t want to die alone do you?!”
Me: “LOL. That is all the man gets out if it? Half of those reasons are a lie and the other half I don’t give a s~~~ about. I value my freedom and the only time I have ever felt alone is when I was in a relationship.”
Come on, some of these responses are great but can’t you really use them in the real world. If you intend to never be around that bitch, I’d say let it rip. But If its a professional environment or social outing we need to have a bit more tact.
I answer like this in the real world all the time, the more bluntly honest the better. If you water down your response in any way she will only keep asking you about it. It’s better to abort that line of conversation right at the start. And if you’re worried about hurting her precious feelings in a professional environment, don’t be. She has no place asking you such a personal question in a professional environment and needs to be corrected on that. So point that out to her as well.
: “Why aren’t you married>”
: “Because marriage is a shallow scam for impoverishing men to the benefit of women and lawyers. Now is there something work related you wanted to ask me, or are you just wasting company time? This conversation is billable.”Always say it with a smile.
Then immediately head down to HR and file a complaint about employees asking invasive personal questions.
Come on, some of these responses are great but can’t you really use them in the real world. If you intend to never be around that bitch, I’d say let it rip. But If its a professional environment or social outing we need to have a bit more tact.
Yes, it’s so easy to do the “Why don’t you get married?” “Why don’t you (do obvious bad thing)?” one. It’s like your mama jokes! It’s also why I don’t do those. It always results in indignant bitches crying at you for hours and telling all their friends how terrible you are. Instead, the best shutdowns are when you can show them that they aren’t right, especially if having her retell the story results in her sounding even worse for doing it. Be the “good guy” and you win.
The exchange I posted earlier about the orphans has happened to me repeatedly in real life from both men and women, though mostly women. I’ve gotten to the point that I don’t leave open, simple replies as they always ask “why? why? why?” and repeat sheep thinking like a broken record. Answer both the question they said and the question implied as often as possible and it makes the shutdown faster.
Here’s another real life one:
Where’s your girlfriend?
I don’t have one: I’m too busy.
You must get very lonely.
Not really. I just throw myself into my work and my hobbies keep me active when I’m not working.
Wait, didn’t you say you were busy?
I am. Between work and my hobbies, there’s no time for dating!
…and nobody with half a brain can fault you for being a diligent worker who has a life. You also imply that your hobbies are more important than women without being rude!
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
Anonymous3The best response is to just smile and say “I’m not the marrying type” and leave it at that. They will never understand nor do they care. Everything else is an invitation to harass you.
But most women are okay about it. The real problem is the white knights. The beta males. Your average female butt kisser. The best way to get past those guys is similar but also don’t waste your time hanging out with them.
Part of becoming MGTOW really is knowing most of society is worthless. Men are just as dumb and irritating as women.
I sometimes use the “why aren’t you divorced?” comeback. Works every time.
I get the shocked/outraged looks and replies like, “How dare you say that to me?” Then I drop the bombshell implying that YES, that is a rude/too personal question that usually shouldn’t be mentioned, but so is also their prying into MY personal life about something that wouldn’t benefit their life anyway, so why should they care about if I’m single or not any more than I should care about them getting a divorce?
Then I strike the final blow saying that if they were truly satisfied with their marriage, they wouldn’t give a damn about how I choose to live my life. This gets them to admit they’re unhappy in their marriage without having to say anything and their debate ends right there.
I just thought of a new one in the car today:
: “Why aren’t you married?”
: “I already have a GPS in my phone to nag me.”I was on my way home this afternoon and used my phone navigation app to work out how to get through this maze of one way streets and dead ends back to a major thoroughfare. From there I knew perfectly well how to get back home, and I sure as f~~~ wasn’t going to take the freeway to do it. Not at rush hour. I could see from the overpass the freeway was completely blocked, so I went a different way. I wanted to see if the navigation app would ever clue into the route I was taking, so I left it on. It never did. The trip home was just one bad direction from my phone after another with it constantly trying to get me onto the nearest freeway, which it itself knew were all blocked as its own screen showed them as nothing but solid red lines. “Turn left here.” “In 100 feet make a U-turn.” “Turn right and bear left onto the freeway entrance.” And on and on and on.
Needless to say my own route took me all of twenty two minutes to get home, not the hour and forty-seven minutes the navigation app estimated for its stupid freeway parking lot route. And as I was driving along listening to one chiding nagging and WRONG direction after another from the navigation app it occurred to me: This is what being married is like.
No thank you.
Hope you guys don’t mind but I committed many of these to memory! Let the trolling ensue haha
Anonymous29I know a lot of us like to keep MGTOW low key. I like it this way as well (now), however when you have someone keep pressing you with questions of “why aren’t you married yet?”
More than three decades ago I started using a standard answer to that question. ” Too stupid or just plain lucky ” Now that realy f~~~ed them for good.
Guys, it happened to me last night at my local bar. The woman a regular, older in her late 40’s, she brings in her 20 something boytoy, doing the kissy face stuff at the bar. They’re like sitting right below the TV with the Baseball game on. I’m watching the game trying to ignore them. Suddenly this young kid looks at me across the bar. You got a problem man? he squawks. I ignore him, hey you, you got a problem? I look at him, are you talking at me? I ask sheepishly. He’s standing now glaring at me, Yeah! So I say, yeah, I got 20 bucks on the white sox to sweep the red sox and the red sox are kicking ass. He says. what??? I say, the game, your talking about the game. He says no, so I say, what are you talking about? He says, nothing man. They call for the tab and pay the bill and leave.
Now everyone who knows me, knows I hate baseball, don’t care for the woman and have no use for punks. I’m pretty sure the woman egged him on. After they’re gone a couple of minutes, fist one guy, then another starts laughing. There’s like 10 other people at the bar, now they’re all laughing and the bartender too. I start laughing then too, I haven’t said a word. I got three free drinks and had to refuse a few more.
just had this s~~~ asked by me by a new hispanic MALE coworker that i just introduced myself to today that barely spoke english. He was part of maintanence staff and I kindly introduced myself as i would to any new face on the team. After realizing he didn’t speak english, I spoke to him in spanish. He asked me what i was eating…..and literally the second question he asked was if i was married. He did seem kinda gay to me, but what kind of question is that upon meeting someone new? I just said “no”….then he asked if i had a GF. I said “not really”….he said. “two?” i just said “yea, or three ;-)” which isn’t far from the truth, but I just hate having to take the player route every time it comes up.
just had this s~~~ asked by me by a new hispanic MALE coworker that i just introduced myself to today that barely spoke english. He was part of maintanence staff and I kindly introduced myself as i would to any new face on the team. After realizing he didn’t speak english, I spoke to him in spanish. He asked me what i was eating…..and literally the second question he asked was if i was married. He did seem kinda gay to me, but what kind of question is that upon meeting someone new? I just said “no”….then he asked if i had a GF. I said “not really”….he said. “two?” i just said “yea, or three ;-)” which isn’t far from the truth, but I just hate having to take the player route every time it comes up.
Yeah thats a rather common issue. If a dude ask you these questions you need to be even more defensive than if a female ask you. The player role is a sure fire way to end the talk on favorable terms. UNLESS he’s one of those super maginas like I had a few times. WHAT do you mean your not a one woman man! You shouldn’t do that blah blah
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
Abraham LincolnGreat thread! I have to write these down!
I’m a generally nice person. But, I’m also mostly honest, so it is difficult for me not to just lay it out why I go as I do through life. I usually try to inoculate the questioner from feeling put down, or that I am attacking their lifestyle by prefacing my statement with something along the lines of: “Well, I dance to a bit of my own tune, so my life philosophy is probably not something most folks would be into.”
After that it’s usually a variation on this: “I can interact well socially, but I require a huge percentage of my time to myself and would find the demands of a relationship to be very confining. Some may call it selfish, and it is their right to hold whatever opinion they wish. So, rather than entering into a relationship I know I cannot do well in without resenting it for making me become less me and more ‘us’, I will just stay ‘me’. It’s best for all potentially involved, and I love my life this way. Don’t worry about me, I’ll do fine without a wife.”
This way, I haven’t told or insinuated that anyone is stupid for being married. I have made it a set of choices guided by a life philosophy that I have pre-labeled as not conformist. So, emotionally, the defensive mechanism has been a bit diffused… Then with a calm mind they hear a MGTOW reasoning, worded in such a way to make it seem like I chose to stay out in a sense of fairness to the hypothetical wife, even if it may seem to be my selfishness(I could give two s~~~s if they think Im selfish, I want them to calmly hear the MGTOW message with a disarmed mind).
The final part, is the reply shaper. I state how I like my life fine and I’ll be OK without a wife. I don’t comment on how it would affect the potential mate, because as a MGTOW, I don’t care whatsoever… Not my f~~~ing problem. If they want to go there, it would be pretty obvious. Haven’t had the joy of one taking the bait and saying: “You’ll be fine, but what about your wife. A good man like you shouldn’t go to waste.” That would be too obvious and play right into our wheelhouse. I’m still hoping, but as I get older, nobody bothers asking anymore. Thought my new house might bring it up again, but not yet.
Usually they all drop it right there, or got defensive anyway and just throw a “well I hope you enjoy dying alone” or “that sounds very self absorbed and lonely”. At that point the nice me is usually over, because I didn’t disarm their mind and they went negative… So, a sarcastic biting one liner can end it here. Something like: “Yup, we all die alone, but at least I don’t have a 50% chance of going last and having to watch my mate die alone first.” or “Well, I’d rather be self absorbed than preoccupied with how to satisfy any member of a set of beings who’s hive mindset seems to be to maintain a constant state of dissatisfaction.”
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