I love my ex. She made my day.

[Anonymous 12]

“Ana Anal”
Crossed her path today.
She saw me, i did not even look.
She seemingly lost half a foot in height, and gained it in width.
The Wall™
MASSIVE crow#s feet around her eyes.
Asks me if i have a Job, inferring she does not have one – “patchy” employment history at best, that much i know.
around 45 now
getting married on Monday
“good luck, thank him from me”
got on a random bus to GTFO

Tomorrow is my barfdeh.
3 years of crazyness ended in 2012.
No need for gifts, i learned I literally dodged a Hellfire Missile.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Cheers bro.

Yup, you dodged hell.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[IcebiteParticipant 86]

Anonymous wrote:

She seemingly lost half a foot in height, and gained it in width.

Always amazes me when women are on the hunt how they slim down and tighten up, but when they’re married they blow up till they’re ready to explode.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3787]

Nice ! The feeling of satisfaction is unavoidable in those situations.

[ghostParticipant]

Why should your ex make your day? If you were truly doing great in life, you wouldn’t care. You wouldn’t even feel the need to write this.

[Anonymous 12]

Just like a bucket full of Stones and Grit always has spare volume to hold a Can of beer…

There is always place for the cherry on top of my day.
That little thing that makes you chuckle inside.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

ghost wrote:

If you were truly doing great in life, you wouldn’t care.

Seeing her wasn’t a measure of how great he’s doing, but showed him how badly he isn’t doing. It’s not the same thing.

There’s always a certain amount of satisfaction in learning the bullet you dodged turned out to be a cannonball.

[ghostParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

That little thing that makes you chuckle inside.

sidecar wrote:

Seeing her wasn’t a measure of how great he’s doing, but showed him how badly he isn’t doing. It’s not the same thing.

That’s fair.

[CthulhuParticipant 698]

Every man’s dodged bullet turns out to have a been a cannonball. Its like not stepping in that deep pot hole full of water, but better.

Why vote for a lesser evil? #ICETHEMOUT

[Anonymous 43]

If I run into my ex, I’m throwing the car in reverse. Some things are worth doing twice.

[Anonymous 12]

I am not ashamed to say that this was the only woman that made me consider marriage, during the time where we dated and Sex was frequent. daily.
Marrying her just to make sure her poontang is mine and i get access to that all life long.
And the WTF! Yuck! moment of her grabbing my Dick, shoving it up her Backdoor.
And the Motorboat.

The difference between mid twenties and mid thirties is astonishing.
It was only my turn.
I just did not know yet.

I pity the fool who popped the question.
Better him than me!

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

If I run into my ex, I’m throwing the car in reverse. Some things are worth doing twice.

Funny, there were no skid marks…

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

Anonymous wrote:

If I run into my ex, I’m throwing the car in reverse. Some things are worth doing twice.

That’s fine, just show a little respect to the first responders, leave a shovel and some stain removing disinfectant spray, keep the roads nice and tidy.

[Anonymous 54]

I have seen pics of some old girlfreinds on fb.(yea yeah..)
I have dodged some bullets!
Little butterb~~~~, wearing pussy hats!!! Hahha

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Cthulhu wrote:

Every man’s dodged bullet turns out to have a been a cannonball. Its like not stepping in that deep pot hole full of water, but better.

And no matter how your own life situation currently is, you have that warm feeling inside of you that the cannonball landed somewhere else and you still live.

It makes you appreciate your freedom even more and never wanting to change it. You are glad about the decision of having dumped that c~~~.

You then know that you have always done the right thing by becoming or staying in solitude. Even if there were lonely times, living alone is the way to go.

All women are cannonb~~~~, disguised as small bullets.

Even the ones you thought of as “unicorns” and “NAWALTs” suck when they get power over you.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Anonymous 12]

Not only did i see the Bullet fly by that could have ruined/chained/divorceraped my life.
Today was also the day where i saw the fruits of a rational decision i took almost a decade ago.
In a Time where i wanted, no, needed to reinvent myself, go from Mechanics to IT in order to build a better life…
She was ballast. It sounds ugly, but without shedding weight i could not have carried on.

I can slowly start to trust that Skull that sits on my shoulders.
The Brain, coupled with a dose of “gut feeling” aka “survival instinct” are going to be my best friends for the decades to come.

And no matter how lonely i feel, i have two tools at my disposition to guide me to my “Mission accomplished”.

And so starts my Birthday.
i recognize two newly found Friends that, if i calmly listen to their advice, can protect me from some really stupid Mistakes.

what more could a man want.

[Anonymous 54]

Happy Birthday g mow!!!

[the roadParticipant 3125]

Anonymous wrote:

I have seen pics of some old girlfreinds on fb.(yea yeah..)
I have dodged some bullets!
Little butterb~~~~, wearing pussy hats!!! Hahha

Yep! HAHAHA!

Same here brotha.

Saw an ex through a mutual friend’s page. It was a picture from said ex’s wedding. She had ballooned up big. I remember meeting her mother and sister back when I was still with her and I panicked as her mom was a wrinkled hag and her sister was a land whale.

Another ex was a part of the pussy hat parade. lol! Never understood why they were protesting for rights that they always had and weren’t in danger of losing. Was weird.

All my other exes are either losers or lower achievers. One of them runs drugs now I heard.

As one of my friend’s always said to me: “Your picker is broken.” Which meant that I always picked bad women.

Guess what I don’t have to worry about anymore?

#MANOUT

#MANOUT

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Personally, it’s always enjoyable coming across the few exs I’ve had and the childhood crushes who were never interested in me lol. I think I’ll start shooting off some red, white, and blue dragonbreath rounds each time it happens to celebrate my freedom!

No Wife - No Strife

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

I’ve run across a few who were surprised I had aged so well and was doing as well as I am. I could see the regret in their eyes. The beady little eyes of overweight slags who had let themselves go…f~~~ them! #MANOUT!

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

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