I LOVE JERKING OFF

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  • #153231
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    NotMyProblem
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    I call it MGTOW dating. I open up a few tabs in my browser, and I date 5-10 young beautiful females, all in a row.

    After the date is over, I just close the tabs and the next time I’ll date new ones. No STDs, No Pregnancies, No bulls~~~ I don’t wanna deal with.

    Aint nobody got time fo dat…

    I’ve had plenty of pussy and I can’t say I really miss it much. Sure maybe once or twice a year but so much hassle involved.

    Personally I like to save it up for a few days and let my sack get really heavy. Once I start getting the urge to rape fat chicks, I just beat it back down and get back to my awesome life.

    Quality over Quantity.

    Not my property... Not my problem

    #153242
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    Anonymous
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    Real women aren’t worth it.

    It is simple as that.

    You can take your chances and bang them, but even on one night stands, you are exposing yourself. I don’t think is wrong, I like to have as many options open to me as possible (which is why I would favor a “pro” over a “date” since, in the end, they are the same), but I see your point.

    Anyway, each one to its own.

    Cheers.

    #153243
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    Tiga K
    Tiga K
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    I LOVE IT TOO! But seriously, I agree with you. Rest a few days, fap, rest a few more days, fap, etc. The number of days varies and a few times a year I’ll abstain for a week or two, but that is how it basically works. I’m also one of those guys with a strong imagination so I don’t need porn. Heck, I’ve never even watched a porn video before and I’ve only seen a few pictures due to coincidence. Taking a few minutes in the bed at night about an unrealistically kind, loving, and beautiful woman works for me. My fantasies are the only place I find nawalt’s and I don’t have to spend time or money on women.

    #153285
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    To me, my sex drive is like all my other natural body functions. From time to time I have to eat, sleep, p~~~, ect. Just one of those things, seriously. It’s up to us all how we eat. Do you make an easy healthy meal or go to McDonalds? Do you sleep on the cold ground or in a nice bed? Do you jerk off or do you pay 150 bucks for dinner and then f~~~ a hole that could be full of stds and all that? It’s all about risk reward. Personally, porn is easier, less stressful, and better on the wallet. Then when I tell people that, here comes the shaming language.

    “You can’t get laid!” Except they think they’re insulting me, but what I hear is:
    “You don’t want to eat a s~~~ sandwich!” Yeah, I don’t, and if you want to be all proud because of the fact that you want to eat s~~~, go for it, but I don’t.

    Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

    #153290
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    Bob Bashbosh
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    To me, my sex drive is like all my other natural body functions. From time to time I have to eat, sleep, p~~~, ect. Just one of those things, seriously. It’s up to us all how we eat..

    Beautifully put… totally endorsed! 🙂

    #153292
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    NotMyProblem
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    I hear that.

    People find it strange that I don’t see having a female in my life as some sort of positive event.

    I’m unshamable.

    Not my property... Not my problem

    #153312
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    DeepInThought
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    August Ames and Aidra Fox, def two of my fav’s in the adult industry.

    #153351
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    Atton
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    This is my porn her name is Lisa the Inverter.

    A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

    #153353
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    Bob Bashbosh
    Bob Bashbosh
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    I hear that..People find it strange that I don’t see having a female in my life as some sort of positive event..I’m unshamable.

    This is my porn her name is Lisa the Inverter…

    Amen Sovereign, it’s unconventional but its eminently rational.
    lol Atton, that’s so sad, I love you!!! 😀

    #153610
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    Anonymous
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    This is my porn her name is Lisa the Inverter.

    Good choice. Her twin Lisa the converter would have you work at lot less resistance, with a lot less voltage than 12V in your bank and eventually blow your fuse.

    #153696
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    Jackinov
    Jackinov
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    “IF YOU’RE JERKING OFF YOUR C~~~ THEN THEY WILL SHOOOOOT YA (shoot ya)”

    are you a chia pet in man drag

    #154230
    Ascended
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    To me, my sex drive is like all my other natural body functions. From time to time I have to eat, sleep, p~~~, ect. Just one of those things, seriously.

    True, true.
    Withholding it is madness.

    "We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

    #154681
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    Rennie
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    I’m also one of those guys with a strong imagination so I don’t need porn. Heck, I’ve never even watched a porn video before and I’ve only seen a few pictures due to coincidence. Taking a few minutes in the bed at night about an unrealistically kind, loving, and beautiful woman works for me. My fantasies are the only place I find nawalt’s and I don’t have to spend time or money on women.

    I’m like that too. It’s extremely rare that I ever use any porn to wack. Just give me an image in my mind of a reasonably attractive girl (with clothes on) and my imagination and off I go. Sometimes I don’t even need to preload at all.

    Withholding it is madness.

    It’s also bad for you, since it will drive you to do stupid, crazy things you wouldn’t otherwise do.

    #154686
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    NioZen
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    I find myself giving a s~~~ less and less. My T count is still rocking, no problems there, but intellectually I seem to have hit a point where I see sexual urges as a fairly base and animalistic impulse, I don’t feel like I’m trying to fight it at all, it’s just kind of…. unimportant. Maybe even faintly disgusted by the whole thing? Maybe just a bit, it’s all pretty biological and meh. I’ll knock one out if I feel the urge, but it’s very rare. There’s just so much more to life and I quite like being free of yet another avenue of control tbh.

    We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

    #154706
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    Tiga K
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    @ Rennie

    By any chance are you one of the guys that is more attracted to the idea of companionship rather than just the sexual? I think that is part of the reason porn has never really appealed to me. Of course, I’ve used my imagination for purely sexual fantasies, but usual they focus on the fictional relationship. My best orgasms have always come from those fantasies. I could never do the one night stands like some of our brothers here partly because I have that inner foolish desire for soulmateunicorn.

    #154715
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    Theronius
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    I would never think of doing that!
    Bit if I did think of it, I might explore some images of scantily-clad young ladies. Nothing with guys in it. I don’t want to watch some other guy get laid, and I don’t want to see any dicks. Maybe a hot-looking waitress, bending over and holding a pastrami on rye and a frosty mug.
    At this point I have seen so many pictures of naked broads that it is not that effective anymore.
    Something like this might work to feed the fantasy…
    Hot chicks fishing

    "I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?" - George Carlin

    #154719
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    Russky
    Russky
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    if you’re holding a p~~~ for too long – you can’t even think straight.- same with sperm. only you turn into a mangina

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #154845
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    Onmyway
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    Did the whole nofap thing for a couple of years before finding MGTOW.
    Thought I was “becoming a better man”, but I basically just dated tons of chicks due to extreme desire for busting a nut, which resulted in wasted time, money, and a couple of f~~~s.
    Now I rub one out every now and then, and don’t care about women. Rejected a women for the first time in my life the other day. She asked me if I wanted to come to a christmas party with her.
    Me: “No, I would rather not.”
    Her: “Why?
    Me: “Because I don’t want to. That’s why.”
    Her: “…”
    Watching her jaw drop in shock was priceless.
    Aaaah, sweet MGTOW life 😀

    #154849
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    Ascended
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    It’s also bad for you, since it will drive you to do stupid, crazy things you wouldn’t otherwise do.

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    Did the whole nofap thing for a couple of years before finding MGTOW.

    Maybe it’s just me but I fail to see the benefits of the whole nofappy (= not happy) thing. Or reasons to not initiate self pleasure.
    And then we have the blue pillers, who try to prove us wrong. There’s science and endorphins and I love both more than any female I would ever know in this miserable real world.

    Watching her jaw drop in shock was priceless.
    Aaaah, sweet MGTOW life

    That’s how women commonly react, once they encounter the whole MGTOW thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) such a tragedy!

    "We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

    #154924
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    Jackinov
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    By the way, I looked on the internet about the “no fap” s~~~ for reasons why you shouldn’t fap. Came up with the typical bulls~~~, “You’ll appreciate a real womans touch a lot more”, “you won’t feel as dirty”, “You’ll be more confident”, and other s~~~ of the same caliber. No actual scientific backing as to why you should not.

    are you a chia pet in man drag

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