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  • #611479
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    Anonymous
    43

    lol, its a slow day.

    #611489
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    TaxGuy
    TaxGuy
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    Tell my ex hi if you see her on there.

    Order the good wine

    #611491
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    Knights Templar Rising
    Knights Templar Rising
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    Probably the same recycled hags and nutjobs as always. I still see some on there that I already f~~~ed, then threw back in the pond when they proved to be too much trouble. If they are always being recycled back on there, you can guarantee they are either insufferably neurotic or flat out f~~~ing crazy.

    Sovereignty above all else.

    #611517
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    Anonymous
    43

    wow, omfg dudes

    there are two types of women in my area…probably crazy but good looking or fugly and hopeless. Most have some college…duh its a college town.

    several of them hit the wall at 30, they look beat up. the ones in their 40s umm ill pass.

    #611537
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    GregB0
    GregB0
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    May7, have you tried the local dominoes or bridge or mahjong gaming clubs yet?

    Plenty of hotties there for you I am sure.

    ​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

    #611542
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    IRuleMe
    IRuleMe
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    May7, have you tried the local dominoes or bridge or mahjong gaming clubs yet?

    Plenty of hotties there for you I am sure.

    mmm mahjong. I miss playing that game.

    #611547
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    Anonymous
    18

    I still see some on there that I already f~~~ed, then threw back in the pond when they proved to be too much trouble.

    I am glad you believe in recycling bro. With each c~~~ she fails to capitalize on after 30, there are karma points distributed to men who she recklessly rejected in her 20s.

    Winning.

    #611551
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    Anonymous
    43

    Thanks GregBo for the awesome suggestion.

    #611555
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    GregB0
    GregB0
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    mmm mahjong. I miss playing that game.

    Figured that you would be playing in the online interactive sessions.

    ​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

    #611556
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    GregB0
    GregB0
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    Thanks GregBo for the awesome suggestion.

    You Sir are a hound, a dastardly hound I say. Wish I could join you don’t you know.

    ​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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    BeachBum
    BeachBum
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    too funny and the same here…

    Hanging with some friends one night a while back, one of my friends was swiping through the “Bumble” dating app..

    It was free, so I downloaded the app to swipe with my friends and make fun of the bitches..

    I kidd you not- in my demo of the 38 to 50 age woman, there were so many Wall bitches and ugly’s. I could not believe how many woman were just simply ugly, fat or not attractive at all. I would guess 1 outta 40 were worth the looks of a guy who wanted a date.

    no wonder the ratio on that app in my demo was 5 woman to every 1 guy using the app…

    Good luck finding a man, you Wall Bitches.. you’re greatest fear of loneliness in life has now arrived!!

    #611608
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    Anonymous
    43

    weeeell it’s not like I’m anyone’s prize either

    I’m not over 6 feet tall, I don’t have a million dollars, I’m not all that good looking, 6 weeks ago I was living in my car, I don’t have a real job right now.

    Yeah, I’m a real prize. But I don’t look wrinkled and beaten with an ugly stick.

    A woman would have to be stupid to take up with me.

    I’m afraid to write to these women, they just might want me.

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    NerdTunneler
    NerdTunneler
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    I’m afraid to write to these women, they just might want me.

    LOL…They are probably going to take anything offered May 7 to satisfy their attention quota…

    I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

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    Noname
    noname
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    746

    I’m afraid to write to these women, they just might want me.

    Fear is healthy no STD’s.

    We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
    Warrior asked Fear, “How can I defeat you?” Fear replied, “If you don’t do what I say, I have no power.”

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    PistolPete
    PistolPete
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    27143

    Everyday I get an E-mail from Match.com and it is a ROGUES GALLARY! sometimes it is really unbelievable!

    #611963
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    Anonymous
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    People at work ask me why I’m single. I’m looking for a rich women with a weak heart.

    Your an asshole. Yep glad you noticed.

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    Sjt1975
    sjt1975
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    2536

    Yeah, you better check your Match.Com Account… just in case you might miss out on those entitled land-whales…

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