I have a vagina

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I rode in a motorcycle poker run yesterday.
At one of the stops, I went to use the bathroom.
The other (women’s) bathroom had a sign that said “out of order, broken pipe”.
As I was opening the door, a woman came up and said “I have to use the bathroom.”
I said “Me too, I’ll be right out.”
She then says “I have a vagina.”
I blinked at her, and said “So does every other women here, what’s your point?”
I went in, p~~~ed, came back out, now there were three women standing there.
The first one says “If you weren’t such an asshole, you would’ve let me go first.”
I said “I left the seat down and p~~~ed all over it.”
(I raised the seat, and left it up as proof I didn’t p~~~ on it).

[UntamedParticipant]

She’s lucky she even got a response from you and you were considerate enough to leave the seat up. Where did she get the notion that weemins are first at the men’s when the women’s are closed? Are you kidding me?
I walked into the men’s room once and a weemin was in there looking herself up in the mirror then she turned as I came in and goes
“Hey, it’s occupied.”
“Can’t you read? It says men’s room.” I said.
“But the women’s are closed.”
I walked up to the p~~~er next to her and went about my business while saying “Not my problem. Men’s room is always Men’s room.”
She stormed out like weemins do best… Ha haaaa!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[WallyParticipant]

When I joined MGTOW several months go I read that “because Vagina” saying and thought I was a joke at first now I realize more and more it’s true and women feel we should cater to them because “well…Vagina”

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

She . . . . “I have a vagina”
Me (in that situation) . . . . “Guess that makes you a c~~~.“

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

She..”I have a vagina”…you should’ve said “well no wonder it stinks in here”.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

XSDBS wrote:

She then says “I have a vagina.”

So? You going to suck up the toilet with it? God knows it would fit.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[Anonymous 9]

You can come in here and give me some head.

Bitch.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

Her: “I have a vagina”
Me: “A gas mask would be more useful, you may very well need after I’m done in here,”

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

As always, if you remove the vagina out of the equation, not much left to by attracted by.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Wolf redpillmanSpectator 1658]

–lololololol

[Sky-OParticipant 18952]

‘I have a vagina. . . .’

Buy me things

Put an expensive ring on my finger.

Lick my vagina while subconsciously ignoring over 50 other guys have ejaculated inside of it before you found it.

Buy me a house. My vagina is worth it.

Refer to me as your wife, now that we got married. . . . . And remember, your dick needs to be monogamous, but my vagina is allowed to have other guys in it. I have a vagina, I make the rules.

Oh, and remember to get a really large life insurance policy with me (and my vagina) as the beneficiary if you die. Both myself and my vagina need to be taken care of if you are not around to continue being a human wallet.

I’m getting my clit pierced tomorrow. It’s going to be sooooo hot! It is just my way of accessorizing a tool that I use for the acquisition of money and assets. . . . . .Yep, you guessed it: my vagina!

[HitmanParticipant]

entitled c~~~s NEED reality checks like that !

[Anonymous 9]

Lol @ Sky-O

[Anonymous 5]

“If it was a serious emergency, you would have found a way to take a p~~~ or s~~~. Worst case scenario is you would have p~~~/s~~~ yourself. Not my problem.

You are a full grown adult. Act like one. Your pussy doesn’t give you a free pass in life.”

[AFTParticipant 2726]

XSDBS wrote:

“I have a vagina.”

Thanks for the offer, but I’d prefer your chocolate starfish 🙂

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Swen AugustParticipant 373]

You have a vag? That’s nice I like vaginas – too bad it’s attached to the rest of ya.

[Sky-OParticipant 18952]

‘I have a vagina. . . . . ‘

‘Omigosh! My vagina is soooo awesome. It does the same thing for a male penis that a guy could do with his hand, but most guys are so dumb that they are willing to sacrifice their time, money and other resources just to access it. It’s a super-hole and gets me things that I would normally have to work for, like money, a house, jewelry and vacations. And my vagina is so much fun. Sometimes, I tease guys with it once we are in bed by kneeling on the bed and rubbing my hand on it, like I’m a vaginal DJ. . . . . . . . spinning the greatest clits of the 80s, 90s and beyond!’

[KeymasterKeymaster]

“I have a vagina!!”

“OMG THAT’S SO RARE!!!! Can I see it? Don’t worry sweetheart it’s not made out of porcelain. It won’t break if you use it.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[megatoad69Participant 449]

I have a Penis.

You’re in luck!

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

In other words, women truly never got out of the “mine mine mine mine mine” phase.

They truly want everything, and especially what they can’t have, in this case, men’s toilet room, lol.

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