I have a question…….

[Remove me!Participant]

Ok, so I’ve been divorced for over four years now. But for the last 7, I literally cannot stand the sound of my ex’s voice, or even being physically around her. Usually I’d rather be GAY than hook up with that woman ever again.
BUT, something strange happened tonight. We were exchanging our child and my ex was just waiting in her car scrolling through Facebook or some other dumb s~~~ she always does. Since the invention of the iPhone, I’ve never seen her look at anything else except that dumb phone. But her cleavage caught my eye. She always had a great rack, but this was the first time in the last half decade I thought, ‘I’d hit that’. Then I mentally freaked out because that rack was attached to everything that I despise in this world.
Am I losing my mind?

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

instincts are a bitch

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Remove me! wrote:

She always had a great rack, but this was the first time in the last half decade I thought, ‘I’d hit that’. Am I losing my mind?

Look at that this way. You’re not gay after all.
So there’s a lesson learned in everything.

Butt seriously….

Personally, I don’t give a f~~~ what kind of rack or looks a woman has, fixation on that goddam phone is enough to make her not exist. Women and their phones are such an embarrassment . . . NOBODY is as “busy” as woman pretends to be with her phone.

I was at the take out counter with a chick I worked with, who always had her phone plugged into an ear piece dangling out of her head. I’m mid-sentence , and she holds up her index finger to my face as if to say “One second. I have a call. I have to take this”.

YOUR INDEX FINGER????
Go f~~~ yourself.

I never spoke to her again. She actually came running after me to ask why I bolted like that… and I just held up my index finger to her face. It made the point.

Every time she tried to speak to me, she got an index finger in her face. That was my response to everything she had to say. It practically made her cry.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Remove me!Participant]

Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one who is irritated by this. It’s like snapchat is the equivalent to trying to broker a peace deal between the Isrealis and Palestinians. Really? Are you that important?

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Anonymous 42]

Remove me! wrote:

Am I losing my mind?

No you’re not loosing it, you just have to learn to f~~~ them and run while they still like you and haven’t changed their minds! Stick around too long and you’re public enemy #1!

Now with all the diseases just run!

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

This post is worthless without a pic of the rack!

(Sorry ,,…. I digress)

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Remove me! wrote:

Ok, so I’ve been divorced for over four years now. But for the last 7, I literally cannot stand the sound of my ex’s voice, or even being physically around her. Usually I’d rather be GAY than hook up with that woman ever again.
BUT, something strange happened tonight. We were exchanging our child and my ex was just waiting in her car scrolling through Facebook or some other dumb s~~~ she always does. Since the invention of the iPhone, I’ve never seen her look at anything else except that dumb phone. But her cleavage caught my eye. She always had a great rack, but this was the first time in the last half decade I thought, ‘I’d hit that’. Then I mentally freaked out because that rack was attached to everything that I despise in this world.
Am I losing my mind?

No, you’re a boob guy.. So am I. You are lusting after her.. Different part of the brain. There is no logic with the reptilian part of our brains. I would be lying if the thought of sex from any of my ex’s didn’t enter my mind from time to time.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I hate big boobs, but I always catch myself looking at them. It’s a knee jerk reaction – nothing more. Poor physiology. It doesn’t even matter who they’re attached to

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[WolverineParticipant 90]

It’s the damn yoga pants for me. 10 years ago, did you think women would be walking around in black pantyhose all day?

[Anonymous 14]

My weakness is long athletic legs… I am a leg and ass man, I don’t even look at the chest so I really have no idea what you are talking about… lol They should be facing the same way as I am in bed anyhow, so this all works out well for me.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Remove me! wrote:

Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one who is irritated by this.

It’s not just women either. I got up from the table and left a mangina eating by himself for the same reason. These people are connected to that f~~~ing phone like an electric dog collar. A dog will hear that beeping and just about chit himself. Thats’ a woman and her smartphone.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[GregB0Participant]

Keymaster wrote:

I just held up my index finger to her face. It made the point.

KM, this is also my “F~~~ off and Die” salutation as I walk away. Hold that thought and hold your breath, I won’t be back to continue this conversation.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[AttonParticipant]

Biology is a bitch.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Joebawers… ma men. Same weakness.
😂

To this moment all I have with my ex is nigthmares… brrrrr so f~~~ing cold bitch.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Luckily, my XW is blowing up like a balloon. I can hardly hold my laugh every time I see her. Last time I saw her – she was wearing a parachute dress! I almost spit out my drink. Thank God I don’t have this problem – that bridge forever broke under her extra weight (didn’t even have to burn it) – there’s no going back

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Keymaster wrote:

Every time she tried to speak to me, she got an index finger in her face. That was my response to everything she had to say. It practically made her cry.

I am so going to use this.

[rightturnclydeParticipant 705]

Remove me! wrote:

I thought, ‘I’d hit that’.

Me too! Exactly what goes through my mind every time my ex contacts me.

[Anonymous 13]

Remove me! wrote:

waiting in her car scrolling through Facebook or some other dumb s~~~ she always does. Since the invention of the iPhone, I’ve never seen her look at anything else except that dumb phone.

[bladeParticipant]

CombatRoll wrote:

This post is worthless without a pic of the rack!

(Sorry ,,…. I digress)

This might help ya imagination bro

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[JVBParticipant]

These new bras now a day can do wonders. You’re good brother. Keep it tight.

Peace is > piece.

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