I have a cousin

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

He just started marriage number 5.
With each previous marriage there was a net transfer of wealth from him to his Ex at his own expense.
There is no reasoning with this guy. He is fully committed to chasing after a Christian Tradcon Bluepill dream.
His brother my other cousin got taken to the cleaners by his wife. He is a pastor and his wife was foreign born. This other guy is too poor though and has only been married once.

Both cousins are in the poor house.
Don’t be like these guys: Stay single at all costs.
Marriage is a Con Game: and women are lying to you. Don’t be a sucker.
NEVER Marry
NEVER Co-Habitate
Get a Vasectomy and just don’t tell the bitch.
And I guarantee you…one day your little precious cupcake will happily announce that she is PREGNANT and that we need to get MARRIED right away!
And you will KNOW without a doubt, with IRREFUTABLE Physical PROOF that your precious little snowflake has been f~~~ing Chad behind your back and trying to pull a fast one on you.
Women are GRIFTERS by nature.

[Anonymous 54]

I would like to personaly thank your Cousin for makeing me feel better about being a 3 time loser.

5 ???? Holy s~~~!!!!

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

Some guys are hopeless. They’ll never learn.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Down the isle 5 times? He’s practically a commuter.

[Anonymous 11]

Maybe number five will be his Christian Tradcon Bluepill NAWALT. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[guiParticipant 825]

I am christian myself but I know better than let the church folk know things about my life because their advice on this kind of stuff sucks.

The church sells everyone that tradcon dream to everyone just like government. They realise someone has to take care of women and single mothers and push you to do it so they can take some weight off their backs.

I just go to the church to pray, hear the teachings and then I’m away. That away people don’t feel inclined to play overboss in your life.

Pity and contempt are siblings. You only feel pity for those you consider weak.

[Oz-BlokeParticipant 3233]

Forrest Gump said it best, ‘Stupid is as stupid does’. Your cousin is in interesting company –

Larry King: Eight
1951-1952: Freda Miller, his high-school sweetheart
1961: Annette Kaye. She gave birth to their son after they split.
1961-1963: Playboy bunny Alene Akins
1963-1967: Mary Francis Stuphin
1969-1972: Alene Akins, again. They had a second child.
1976-1983: production assistant Sharon Lepore
1989-1990: Julie Alexander
1997-present : Shawn Southwick. They filed for divorce in 2010 but stopped the proceedings. They have two children.

Richard Pryor: Seven
1960-1967: Patricia Price. They had one son.
1967-1969: Shelley Bonis. They had one child.
1977-1979: Deborah McGuire
1981-1982: Jennifer Lee
1986-1987: Flynn Belaine. They had two children.
1990-1991: Flynn Belaine, again
2001 until his death in 2005: Jennifer Lee, again

Billy Bob Thornton: Six
1978-1980: Melissa Lee Gatlin. They have one child.
1986-1987: actress Toni Lawrence
1990-1992: actress Cynda Williams
1993-1997: Playboy model Pietra Dawn Cherniak. They have two sons.
2000-2002: Angelina Jolie
2014-present: Connie Angland. They have one daughter.

James Cameron: Five
Sharon Williams (1978–1984)
Gale Anne Hurd (1985–1989)
Director Kathryn Bigelow (1989–1991)
Linda Hamilton (1997–1999, daughter Josephine born in 1993)
Suzy Amis (2000–present).
Cameron had dated Hamilton since 1991. Eight months after the marriage, however, they separated, and within days of Cameron’s Oscar victory with Titanic, the couple announced their divorce. As part of the divorce settlement, Cameron was ordered to pay Hamilton $50 million

Martin Scorsese: Five
1965-1971: Laraine Marie Brennan. They have one daughter.
1976-1977: writer Julia Cameron. They have one daughter.
1979-1983: actress Isabella Rossellini
1985-1991: Barbara De Fina
1999-present: Helen Schermerhorn Morris. They have one daughter.

William Shatner: Four
1956-1969: Canadian actress Gloria Rand. They have three daughters.
1973-1996: actress Marcy Lafferty
1997-1999: Nerine Kidd. Their marriage ended when she died from accidental drowning.
2001-present: Elizabeth J. Martin

Muhammad Ali: Four
1964-1966: c~~~tail waitress Sonji Roi
1967-1977: Belinda Boyd. They have four children together.
1977-1986: Veronica Porsche. They have two daughters, including boxer Laila Ali.
1986-current: Yolanda Williams. They adopted one son, Asaad Amin.

Tom Cruise: Three
1987-1989: Mimi Rogers
1990-2001: actress Nicole Kidman. They adopted two children.
2006-2012: actress Katie Holmes. They have one daughter, Suri.

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