I don't own a horse

[SurlymonocleParticipant 38]

Howdy, Glad to be here.

I’ve always been a solitary guy.  I was a MGTOW before I even knew what it was.  I guess I’m one of the lucky ones, not that luck had anything to do with it.  I watch all of the horrible s~~~ my friends went through, and decided to be very careful to make sure I did not wind up in the same places they did.  I have my share of horror stories, but I laugh at them now.

Anyway, I guess Ill tell my favorite red pill moment.

To preface this, I was talking to another guy about having recently purchased a new video game system, and some rotund hens had overheard what we were talking about.  It was before a class where I was going to give a presentation.  During my presentation, they decided to heckle.  Not that I mind being heckled; I do have some limited stand-up experience and I’m also good at public speaking…And well, I know how to deal with heckling.  Still it was a class, and their behavior was rude, and I did get in a little trouble for being quick-witted.

About half way through my presentation, one asked “How can you afford to buy all those toys?”

I could tell she was jealous that I had disposable income, and since nothing angers hulking she-beasts with multiple spawn more than a man that spent money on something her kids want for himself.  It was also a point of contention in the class among the “ladies” that I wasn’t married and had no kids, p~~~ed ’em right off.  I respond the the inquiry that as I had no wife or kids, I could afford it.

This riled the beast, after a few minutes, she heckled again, “Why aren’t you married?”

I responded, without skipping a beat, “The same reason I don’t own a horse.”

Clearly confused by my response, it took her nearly five minutes to do ask, “Why don’t you own a horse?”

I answered, “Who wants an expensive nag that bucks you off every time you try and ride it?  I know I don’t.”

While this did bring laughter, I did get a stern talking to by the professor after the presentation.  It was worth it.

[Dans0nParticipant 36]

Haha, great story. I guess the look on their faces was priceless. Welcome to #MGTOW

[gamespot1114Participant 20]

Lmao great story! Glad to hear there are men out there who have the b~~~~ to speak their minds lol welcome to mgtow we’re lucky to have you as a member!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Nice. Welcome to the party, pal.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

Surlymonocle wrote:

Howdy, Glad to be here. I’ve always been a solitary guy. I was a MGTOW before I even knew what it was. I guess I’m one of the lucky ones, not that luck had anything to do with it. I watch all of the horrible s~~~ my friends went through, and decided to be very careful to make sure I did not wind up in the same places they did. I have my share of horror stories, but I laugh at them now. Anyway, I guess Ill tell my favorite red pill moment. To preface this, I was talking to another guy about having recently purchased a new video game system, and some rotund hens had overheard what we were talking about. It was before a class where I was going to give a presentation. During my presentation, they decided to heckle. Not that I mind being heckled; I do have some limited stand-up experience and I’m also good at public speaking…And well, I know how to deal with heckling. Still it was a class, and their behavior was rude, and I did get in a little trouble for being quick-witted. About half way through my presentation, one asked “How can you afford to buy all those toys?” I could tell she was jealous that I had disposable income, and since nothing angers hulking she-beasts with multiple spawn more than a man that spent money on something her kids want for himself. It was also a point of contention in the class among the “ladies” that I wasn’t married and had no kids, p~~~ed ‘em right off. I respond the the inquiry that as I had no wife or kids, I could afford it. This riled the beast, after a few minutes, she heckled again, “Why aren’t you married?” I responded, without skipping a beat, “The same reason I don’t own a horse.” Clearly confused by my response, it took her nearly five minutes to do ask, “Why don’t you own a horse?” I answered, “Who wants an expensive nag that bucks you off every time you try and ride it? I know I don’t.” While this did bring laughter, I did get a stern talking to by the professor after the presentation. It was worth it.

Welcome from a guy who also went MGTOW (unwittingly) 15 years ago.

[Great-OzParticipant 226]

That is possibly one of the single best stories I’ve read.

"Life is the future, not the past." Wizard's 7th rule, Terry Goodkind

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

I heard a story of a lecture where the professor was talking about sperm and that they are basically made of sugars. One girl pipes up

“How come it doesn’t taste sweet.”

He explains, without even a change of expression that there is a miniscule amount of sperm suspended in a carrier fluid, therefore you taste the carrier fluid. She left that class and never returned.

Welcome Surlymonocle

 

 

[constraints_theoryParticipant 43]

welcome brother to the community! that was a really great story man i would have liked to have seen the look on their faces after you said that haha.

anyway, great post welcome to the community and good luck! i am sure ill see you around the forum.

I've killed worse than you on my way to real problems.

[SurlymonocleParticipant 38]

Thanks for the welcome!  It really means a lot to me.  It is really a wonderful thing to find like minded men.  For years I thought I was alone.  Again, I am glad to be here, I can’t say this enough!  Thank you guys!

[MGTOWhomoParticipant 111]

Surlymonocle wrote:

While this did bring laughter, I did get a stern talking to by the professor after the presentation. It was worth it.

And the professor, who allowed the heckling, no doubt was either a woman, or a mangina.  Great story surlymonocle.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Funny story, you seem to be a man with good comebacks and even a smart-ass. Your fit in perfectly here. Your future stories or posts will be good laughs. Glad to have you on board.

I bid you, welcome Surlymonocle.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Voidraithe wrote:

One girl pipes up “How come it doesn’t taste sweet.”

Reminds me of the old bit about the professor who gives his class a “little quizzie” every week. Each week the little quizzie gets harder and harder until one week, in the middle of a particularly difficult one, a girl in the class says out loud to herself “If these are his little quizzies, I’d hate to see his big testes!”

[BigDParticipant 3024]

That, good sir, was an awesome tale.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

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