I did it. I royally have screwed up.

[Anonymous 42]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

That and she also took penicillin for recent strep throat

OH MY F~~~! CHRIS, DON’T YOU FEEL THE RED FLAGS SLAPPING YOUR FACE! Figure it out man! Penicillin! She as much as told you she’s disinfecting her cumdumpster!

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Go figure. She got the second pregnancy test but said she’s going to wait ’til tomorrow morning to take it.

[Anonymous 42]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Go figure. She got the second pregnancy test but said she’s going to wait ’til tomorrow morning to take it.

She’ll drag it out as long as possible, just like the 216 support payments if she hits the jackpot!

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Go figure. She got the second pregnancy test but said she’s going to wait ’til tomorrow morning to take it.

Just No do not let her take this test alone. She may have bought a positive pregnancy test online to rope you in, tell her you want to see before hand what it says and after and watch her do it. If she refuses that is a red flag and if she shows you a positive test tell her to go to a doctor to confirm this test and be there for the results. If she won’t let you go to the doctor with her she has been lying to you the entire time. If doctor confirms she is pregnant like KM said do his list demand an abortion and tell her you wont be around if it is born and she will get an abortion or find another sucker to rope in. Good luck brother.

[Anonymous 1]

I’d be sitting at home relaxing with my feet up and pouring myself a nice bourbon, and enjoy the alcohol blush.

You really believe she’s pregnant? Go buy yourself a lottery ticket.

[Anonymous 6]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

She got the second pregnancy test but said she’s going to wait ’til tomorrow morning to take it.

Sounds like she is biting her time so she can feed you more bulls~~~ tomorrow. Hope you are more relaxed about the whole thing now bro

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

You dodged a massive bullet, but it’s not over yet, she’s still playing with you.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

What, a woman trying to trap a man by telling blatant lies? That’s a new one. (In a parallel universe.)

[Anonymous 1]

Chris – I haven’t been here as long as you, but I want to level with you.

I joined in Feb and yours were some of the first posts I read, and its always about your mistakes, but months down the line the same thing is happening. Its like watching a blind dog bump into doors and walls then turn back on itself and do the same.

You’re continuously offering yourself on a platter to women, then creating a topic about how you got f~~~ed. When does the tide turn?

I expect you’re next topic in a few months time to read “I’ve really really f~~~ing f~~~ed it this time” then you’ll go offline for a while and come back and comment every now and then.

Sorry to sound patronising if I am.

My first names Dave by the way. Sorry fella, I’m not sure what the real issue is here. I’m convinced something is missing

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Sounds like she is biting her time so she can feed you more bulls~~~ tomorrow. Hope you are more relaxed about the whole thing now bro

Hey guys, I found a picture of MegaChris latter on tonight around 3:00 AM, when we’re all comfortably sleeping! It was wedged between the door and seat of my time machine…
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[KeymasterKeymaster]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

First pregnancy test came up negative. She said she was going to get a “more expensive one” today to make sure. I’m hoping and praying for a negative again so I can be done with this.

TERRIFIC. Pull out with a condom and you can basically relax. But it’s good you know.

She shouldn’t have even brought it up. This is why you don’t permit it. “Don’t talk to me until you know”. And now she’s telling you the FIRST test is negative, but she’s gonna do ANOTHER ONE?? To drag it out. Jesus, man. This is what women do. Dumping this pile of drama you when she shouldn’t have said a f~~~ing WORD.

Reason to eject that bitch. (if “single mother” wasn’t enough.)

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I think that might sum her up completely as a whole.

As a whole.

Governor Megachris% wrote:

I’ll admit that the last time we did anything and she said “cum inside me,” I PRETENDED to.

You faked an orgasm? Ok stop. Now that tickles.

Governor Megachris% wrote:

On a quick note, anyone know the average cost for a vasectomy?

$550 MAX I think. But don’t quote me.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

narwhal wrote:

I’d agree that she is very much likely to be lying. Her plan is to keep you around long enough to get you committed and hooked.

^^^ This.

Then she will say “Im pregnant anyway so you can go without protection now.” Then she will get pregnant for real. An ex tried this on me and I can tell you now, nothing turned me off sex with her faster than this.

My opinion: She’s full of s~~~, don’t fall for it mate. And next time when you are lonely and horny, flick over to PornHub and rub one out, because once you lose your load you will DEFINITELY be thinking clearer.

Deep

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Go figure. She got the second pregnancy test but said she’s going to wait ’til tomorrow morning to take it.

Don’t make any decisions on a test she shows up with. She could have bought it on Craigslist.

You buy a test take it over there and have do it while you watch. You know what I mean.

If you are smart you will have opened the box and made a small mark on it that only you know about so she can’t pull the old switcheroo.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 1]

Where are you Chris?

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

If you banged this bitch day 1, trust me, so did the guy she met in the morning the same day, some random f~~~ the day before, and donor she met the next day after you cut her off, and 5 or more guys since. Despite not using your brain completely, you maintained enough sanity to use reasonable precaution given what you did, so it’s virtually guaranteed that if she is knocked up it’s some dumbf~~~ who didn’t use precaution, and now the single mom whore is daddy shopping and you are on the list. She’ll say she didn’t get drilled by other dudes, but I always think back to my brother’s wife who on their 1st date when she was 28 “was a virgin” (and he still believes it) but she gave it up to him right after dinner. Yeah, right.

. . . 1) Be a dick to her to drive her away to the next daddy on her list.
. . . 2) Also, paternity test or she can f~~~ the hell off.
. . . 3) Show NO mercy. No kindness. No sympathy. She is a f~~~ing whore.
. . . 4) Do everything Keymaster said. Every.F~~~ing.Word.
And then:
. . . 5) Don’t you EVER do this s~~~ again.

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Chris – Listen to Uncle Bunker and get a fleshlight if you haven’t done so.
Your stories get increasingly more dangerous every time you share something.
I am worried we might lose you next time around.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 42]

Spoken like a true MONK! My heart-rate is down along with my blood pressure, thanks MONK, I need that!

[Anonymous 42]

Dude, if you so this again we change your screen name to Chad Thunder C~~~.

I was thinking Governor Megachris% and little Governor Megachris 50%.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

It is going to be fine. Don’t do anything silly.

A wise man once told me that his mistakes were his honored teachers.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[Anonymous 5]

Ps. Tell her she gave you vd and be a dick about it.

We have a winner!!! hahahaha

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