I can see it now! (craigslist dating- female profile)

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

I finally get what hitting the wall but not realizing it because you’re so entitled means…bolded what I found interesting/funny:

Age 48, divorced woman with 15 year old son; go:

“Hi, Im here because dating sites are just as bad here as anywhere else. Maybe I can control a bit better what I find. Im a good woman who is not dumb. Please do not think you can scam me. For one I dont have any freaking money. For two saying honey and babe…even baby really super annoys me when we havent even met. clue here; Pet names usually develop with the relationship. Three all the happy horse crap yea UMM you cannot make me go wha wha over your sad sob story… my real life suffering way out beats any lies you could feed me. I am kind of immune to the sad story, sorry.

For all married men….YOU ARE MARRIED! I was married once and the trifling women who cheated on my marriage just sucked, Im not going to be one of those women, again sorry. Guys if you are married posting adds or answering adds even if you say you are fine with your marriage … you are not and its sad that you cannot see it. You should take a great evaluation of your relationship and see if its salvageable, fixable you know maybe have a role reversal thrill with said wife(it might be fun) or just end the relationship. The worst thing you could do is involve another person into the mess, because that is what you are doing while still married and honestly its not fair to you or anyone in it.

For all fwb Im not that kind of woman. You are fooling yourself if you think its OK to do this. You are using the person involved along with yourself. Hello love is risky and love is well wonderful and if you just use one another then why even do it? It takes work and you know what its worth it, even if you break up. See the gift in the moment and always accept that it was a gift to spend time and learn something from the relationship. Each moment shapes us and to have fwb you are cheating yourself of a good thing and a chance to learn and grow.

For all younger men, you have your life ahead of you Im at this point where Im pretty different then you. I feel like I would be taking some kind of journey from you and well a chance at a family. That is why we shouldnt date

For men who are broken…..IM NOT FIXING YOU! It seems every relationship since my divorce I have attracted broken men. Im sorry you were hurt. Heck Ive been beat up in more ways and more forms then I care to think about…I fixed myself. I fixed enough men to leave me and find broken women to further hurt them, most even came back to me. Yea no way its too hard to keep fixing you. Figure it out.

For all those men who expect sex on the first date or first few days we meet….ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME! Dont even reply to my add because I want to build a good long lasting healthy relationship and giving of myself in the most vulnerable intimate way without fully knowing who you are is just foolish. I treasure who I am and Im not a meat market hootchie mama quick fix. 

OHY if you got this far and have a clue are not broken or too young …. you just might be the needle in the haystack. AND if you get my sense of humor and giggled at my little rants well we might have something in common. If you like to say the rosary Id be overwhelmed with joy to say it with someone! Oh and if you are into going for walks and giving me a healthy challenge to move me along that would be super. Im easy going kind but not weak. Im smart….yes blonds are smart and a touch silly to lighten things up. Im sweet but dont make me angry… my 15 year old claims I was always angry at his father…this is what his father told him. UMM yea cuz he wasnt nice to me. I go out of my way to help. I do my best to do what is right and just. I try real hard and I am a fighter its in my blood. I am a survivor and it takes guts to survive hell and still forgive and still love people anyway. Im looking for a good man who has morals and is confident in who he is. A man who knows a treasure when he sees one and knows its worth it to respect and be kind. Im far from perfect but I try everyday and I smile anyway when life challenges me. I hope you get what I am saying and see the value in love and life.”

 

Any takers?

[SMADParticipant 651]

After the first paragraph I felt like I had entered a coma.

Seeing as women are depreciating assets (basis Finance / Economics 101) i’m not sure, even if I was older, that I would want to have anything to do with “the bargain bin” of available women. This eBay “well used item” would have to be purged from any wishlist.

I think I will stick to the “half my age + 2 years rule.”  Yeah, that’s right – 31 and checking out the 18 year olds.  Late teen drama is much more preferable than aiming sights for harridans like this online profile suggests.

Imagine her getting naked, only to find that downstairs isn’t so much a neatly folded napkin, but rather a punched lasagne.

 

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I wish you had posted this a bit sooner. I’ve just shredded my dick in a mincer ….. your one seems a little less painful … just.

However, my dick has now gone … but thanks for the offer anyway 😆

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

Even now she can not see that she is ugly on the inside…alone and broke…still no clue.  Even her son sees it.  She is the instrument of her own misery.

BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Anonymous 18]

I see this as an entrapment laid out for inexperienced men. The experienced ones were ‘broken’, they used her coochie and moved on. The inexperienced aka unbroken will date her and end up broken. Either way.

The desperation is nicely touched off with “I have demands, so I must be worth it.” Hamster likes it, but life ain’t photoshop.

 

[SirrahlyrradParticipant 7]

This is so typical of the crap women post on the craigslist personal , I get a kick out of reading them and I just go on there to p~~~ these dim witted dunces off . you should read some of the emails I get , boy they are fuming ! I think it’s hilarious , it’s fun to pick on them and the majority of the are hitting 40 and are so desperate for a man knowing none will have them . They always say thing like their tired of all the drama and want a real man , when what they really mean is they cause all the drama and want some poor sap to push around because their bored . Poor babies I really fell for them  , don’t you ?

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Reading this was like watching a trainwreck in slow motion

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Sirrahlyrrad wrote:

I get a kick out of reading them and I just go on there to p~~~ these dim witted dunces off . you should read some of the emails I get , boy they are fuming ! I think it’s hilarious , … Poor babies I really fell for them , don’t you ?

You’re sick f~~~ ))
Don’t look into the abyss too much, or you’ll become the abyss yourself LOL

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[FermatParticipant 3478]

The sad part is there are idiot men who actually buy into this nonsense. How? Why? I can’t even rationalize how any sane man can be so desperate for love they actually find this post-wall excuse for confidence attractive? Reading this drivel made me physically ill.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

SMAD wrote:

Imagine her getting naked, only to find that downstairs isn’t so much a neatly folded napkin, but rather a punched lasagne.

I have nothing of value to add to this thread; but I almost shat myself laughing at that line!

Actually, I remember a old made for t.v. show of Highlander. In it, immortals would battle essentially to behead each other so that only one remains. A little twist was that some people didn’t know they were immortal until they died (as long as their head wasn’t severed from the neck). In one particular episode, a man was given concrete boots, and thrown into the ocean for making a bad deal with the mob. Unfortunately for him, he was immortal. But he stayed down at the bottom of that ocean long enough for his concrete boots to simply wear out with time. Awakening, then dying again, constantly, for time immemorial, he slowly lost his mind…

Sadly, if I had to chose between the boots and that woman, well, let’s just say I’d ask them to drop me near some exotic coastline. LOL

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[SMADParticipant 651]

Binary Logic wrote:

I have nothing of value to add to this thread; but I almost shat myself laughing at that line!

I’m glad I could amuse you in my humble little way! 🙂

Marriage?  No thanks, i'm not ready to be THAT miserable.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

i hope she likes being lonely.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

That is one angry woman…

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

Ferment217

Your are right.  There are plenty of idiots who would buy into this s~~~.  But my philosophy has sort of been evolving, and I say to myself “let these idiots carry on and get burned.”  And when they get burned enough they will start looking around for a red pill.  The Mgtow set of belief (if that’s what you want to call them) can only benefit.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Wow. Just wow. I couldn’t even read the entire thing. This isnt the seductive dance of a woman looking for a man. This is a f~~~ing an enreged ARTICLE about why she hates men. What f~~~ing person in their right mind presents themselves in this way when trying to attract someone? Every sentence is negative and is an EXCLAMATION of what she does NOT want. Every f~~~ing one.

What a charmer.

Resident cynic.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Russky wrote:

Sirrahlyrrad wrote:

I get a kick out of reading them and I just go on there to p~~~ these dim witted dunces off . you should read some of the emails I get , boy they are fuming ! I think it’s hilarious , … Poor babies I really fell for them , don’t you ?

You’re sick f~~~ )) Don’t look into the abyss too much, or you’ll become the abyss yourself LOL

What a fanrastic line! Im stealing it. Very Nietzschian.

Resident cynic.

[Anonymous 2]

SMAD wrote:

Late teen drama is much more preferable than aiming sights for harridans like this online profile suggests.

A – f~~~ing- men!

[GunslingerParticipant 242]

Oh yes… please sign me up! I would love to take on all of her baggage and be her door mat to wipe the s~~~ on. Clearly guys she’s the Unicorn we have all been looking for, she’s totally not like all women at all.

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