I am an idiot (but I also got a job so who cares)

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

I just committed a horrible sin. It’s true: I am an absolute f~~~ing idiot.

Through my life I have sworn to never spend money on a woman I’ve never slept with. And I’ve had a perfect track record, but now . . .

Long story short: got an acceptance to my dream job today, was so f~~~ing elated, I couldn’t contain myself; I put on Mozart’s Fifth Violin Concerto, and I was crying, it was so beautiful (to draw a picture of my state of mind); had a date with a girl I thought I was actually getting along with.

On our date I try to kiss her, but it was from the side and awkward. Still she didn’t call it a night. She stayed with me.

We shared a common interest in weed. I suggested lets have a smoke after the concert. She said okay.

I get my things, meet her outside, and she said she didn’t bring any. So you know what I did?

I let her have some of mine.

Right now, I feel toward myself something like Dmitry Fyodorovich Karamazov felt toward his father: I love you, but seriously, jesus christ, you’re so stupid, I’m not going to kill you, but I’ll think about it a tiny bit.

Plot twist: she has a “girlfriend.” Yeah, yeah, funny.

So, yeah, because she made off with what might have been maybe $3.5 worth, I, of course, lost money on this date. Not too much in the absolute scale, but more than what she was worth.

Me, out of all f~~~ing people, should have known better. I was so in love with myself, with the world, that I thought, “women might be mean, but there are 3.5 billion, that’s more than you can comprehend, give this one speck in 3.5 billion the benefit of the doubt.”

Well, we see how well that turned out.

But you know what? Even despite the idiotic state, I’m so happy. This day was amazing. Job, concert, weed, what else could you have wanted?

How was your day?

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Someone here said that a smart man learns from his mistakes then, a smarter man learns from others.

Well I guess I’m not a smarter man, since it takes at least one mistake for me to learn.

P.S. Want another laugh? I tried to seduce her with Appassionata:

Still a good piece though. Hopefully my brain doesn’t associate it with the time I was an idiot, like how Quinton Tarentino makes you associate “Stuck in the Middle With You” with a torture scene.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

man, if I smoked I would roll up another one and forget about her. You got the job, the weed, the money………..Some chick bumming a hit off you is like getting your fender knocked off during the last lap of the Daytona 500. Yeah, someone did cost me some money on repairing the fender, but I WON THE F~~~ING RACE!!! also, there are 3.5 billion more women where that one came from, so if this fish isn’t the prized catch you thought it to be, put her back in the sea where she belongs. Congrats on the new job man. Take care.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

You missed the point, he wanted to covertly brag about his new job, but waiting for us to ask what kind of job. _))))

Congrats! Happy for you!
What is it?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Russky wrote:

Congrats! Happy for you!
What is it?

Job at IT temp company right downtown in my old home, half an hour walk from my place. They pay for training, and then they temp you out.

I exaggerated. It’s not my dream job. But it is, out of all the jobs I’ve interviewed for, the one that, if I could have only once acceptance, it would’ve been that job (besides this MASSIVE company in the United States I interviewed for).

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Congrats on the new job! Remember AWALT – but NAJALT (Not All Jobs Are Like That) – hopefully you landed a good one- Cheers!

[Anonymous 2]

Man,you got a new job that is awesome!! Just focus on it and be happy and things are will be good.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Congrats! Don’t worry. Let it all fly.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Congrats on the job. Don’t stress about her, she ain’t stressing about you – and she ain’t got a new job to celebrate!

My day was ok btw, thanks for asking bro.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Grats on the job brother you learned a lesson as well on the same day and it was worth it. You became a better man for it thanks for sharing your story.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Eh…you just have to ask yourself…had she been a platonic male friend, would you have shared your weed if put in the same position? I bet you would. I wouldn’t worry about it unless you also paid for her concert ticket and dinner afterwards just to have her tell you she has a gf lol.

[Anonymous 1]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

she made off with what might have been maybe $3.5 worth

I think this can be signed off, citing ‘extenuating circumstances’ ha.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

It all evens out Rockmaninoff.

I went to lunch with a friend from work at the restaurant his wife works, and she never lets me pay. I can give you your $3.50 if we ever run into each other.

On the other hand, that price is insanely cheap for a refresher course in Modern Woman 101. You should thank her for not liking really expensive booze.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Eric LauderParticipant 12043]

Beer wrote:

Eh…you just have to ask yourself…had she been a platonic male friend, would you have shared your weed if put in the same position? I bet you would. I wouldn’t worry about it unless you also paid for her concert ticket and dinner afterwards just to have her tell you she has a gf lol.

∆this∆
Sharing weed with people is more a matter of being polite than other things.

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[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

I love you guys: I tell you the good news about my job, the bad news about the girl, and 9/10 of you guys concentrate on the good news about the job and flat-out ignore the bad part. She’s insignificant! I have yet to fully internalize that MGTOW attitude.

Beer wrote:

Eh…you just have to ask yourself…had she been a platonic male friend, would you have shared your weed if put in the same position? I bet you would.

Depends on the male friend. My absolute best buddy, who provides me with so much value, I have shared my stuff with him, but that’s only because the immense value his friendship provides me is insignificant to the amount of drugs I’d be losing.

Also, I don’t do it too much, because, just like with women, it can often feel one-sided. Though there’s no other man I’m closer to on earth, even then I’m still hesitant to share with him (he’s often bad about paying debts and following through on his word, but I love him regardless).

She, on the other hand, meant nothing to me. I’m upset about losing the weed, not her; the value the weed lost was not commensurate with the value she provided me (precisely none).

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Beer wrote:

unless you also paid for her concert ticket and dinner

God no. What do you think I am, a f~~~ing retard or something?

I mean, I am an idiot, no question about that; but, come on, I’m not that much of an idiot.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

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