Humor: What Can We Identify As Now As MGTOW?

[Anonymous 6]

What do you identify as now? I now identify as a masculine presenting transcendental multi racial toddler who is ambidextrous

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Anonymous wrote:

What do you identify as now? I now identify as a masculine presenting transcendental multi racial toddler who is ambidextrous

I don’t know what you smoking, but that s~~~ must be good.

Let me try:
Im a non human, reproduced by gemation, pluri minded, simbiant parasite?

Damn this s~~~ is fun.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m a would-be, could be, SHOULD BE, mass murderer!

It’s a Boston thing…

[ArcturisParticipant 2819]

NOW, I’m just a bad-ass mother f~~~er.

Protect Your Sovereignty. Women WILL TRY To Manipulate You. #NOCONTACT #ICETHEMOUT

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Don’t forget the classic. A chromosomally-advantaged youth.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Anonymous 42]

Arcturis wrote:

NOW, I’m just a bad-ass mother f~~~er.

Some black people loose allot of their pigment with age.

Don’t feel bad.

White people become chalky ghost paste when we age!

[FragmentedParticipant 2758]

http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Fragmented wrote:

Hahahaha
Hilarious

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

I identify as a dude, that’s playing a dude.. played by another dude!

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[GnosticParticipant 2491]

I am energy figuratively and literally.

There is no magic in MGTOW, just recognition of the truth and logical decision how to avoid dangers. The red pill is but the truth, it is no magical potion. Do not think in this modern world men have no longer have natural enemies, men are prey to women and government.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

I’m an artificial life form sent back from the future to save humanity. When I got here, I realized there was no hope and we got our intel very wrong.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I identify as an attack helicopter

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

JustAnotherGuy wrote:

I’m an artificial life form sent back from the future to save humanity. When I got here, I realized there was no hope and we got our intel very wrong.

Hasta La Vista Baby!

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Identify as an endangered species. I need protection and space to be allowed to hunt and exhibit my natural behaviour.

Please write to your government and ask them to protect the straight white male. They are dwindling fast.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Anonymous 12]

I like to think I have morphed into my own species. A response to all the crap that society seems to be into now.

[Anonymous 7]

A-10 Thunderbolt.

Brrrrrrrt. Get some

[ZerenityParticipant 500]

I am.

Nothing more.

I merely am. Anything after that is either action or description. You may fill in the percieved blank. I shall not. I cannot. One may ask oneself why?

Perspective.

From my side I am merely a child of God.

From your side I may appear to be a raving nut.

I am.

And I thank God for the opportunity.

God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change: Courage to change the things I can: And Wisdom to know the difference. -Reinhold Niebuhr 1951

[BachelorlifestyleParticipant 291]

Binary Logic wrote:

I identify as a dude, that’s playing a dude.. played by another dude!

. Lmao made my day!

Me first

[bicycles06@yahoo.comParticipant 118]

Carnage wrote:

Fragmented wrote:

Hahahaha
Hilarious

Not funny to everyone

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Travis3000 asked:
What do you identify as now?

I identify as my heavenly creator’s
exclusively private slave.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

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