Humor of the day

[GregB0Participant]

This has more truth than most people know.
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Wordles Thought for the Day:
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
– Cathy Guisewite
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​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[bladeParticipant]

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[phoenixgod1995Participant 3352]

A friend of mine by the name of MadFurryMGTOW found this and it’s f~~~ing hilarious!

All credit goes to MadFurryMGTOW, follow him on https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9Do45qmyMuP975L_N_bkg

Marriage and Divorce for a man is like getting a cactus shoved up your ass. It’s painful with all the spines that go in and it is painful getting all the spines out, meanwhile Wifey gets most of the money, your home, your kids, and practically everything you own.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

A man buys a robot lie detector to questions his son. When you lie it slaps you.

Dad: So how was school today son??
Son: Great day dad.
Robot: Smacks him upside the head.
Son: Okay I skipped School
Dad: What did you do then?
Son: I stayed home and watched cartoons.
Robot: Smacks him upside the head.
Son: Okay I watched porn.
Dad: I never watched porn at your age.
Robot: Smacks dad upside the head.
Wife: Ha what did you expect he is your son.
Robot: Smacks her upside the head.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

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