Humor: Chick Found Out Her Stripper Mom Was in Hustler Magazine

[Anonymous 6]

https://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/my-mother-posed-for-hustler-magazine

Yay! To all of you young bucks out there Hustler was a pornographic magazine for the rather non discriminating man. It was raunchy. The chick in the article says that her mom divorced her dad when she was 11 because mom didn’t like being a military life. So what did mom do? What any self respecting single mom does, strips for a living! And pose for porno mags. It gets better though, the chick had gone to a friend’s house to hang out. SAid friend had several brothers. Said brothers owned porno mags. One of said porno mags had the protagonist’s mom buck neckid in a lewd magazine. HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Mom was a strait up skank!! Gurl power!!!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Yeah, I had something similar happen. I was getting my hair cut at the barber and I saw “Regular Shlub Magazine” out on the table and there it was, right before my eyes, an article on my father. There he is loading a truck, there he is driving the truck in traffic. Here he is fixing his own motor because he can’t afford a mechanic.

Well, I can tell you it was shocking. He’d said he was away on a Caribbean Island with hot local girls drinking Pina Colada’s.

“I applaud the schlub!” emailed professional matchmaker Amy Van Doran. “I think it’s great anytime anyone has figured out a way to be successful on their own terms.”

Damn, It Feels Good to Be a Schlub

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

Doubt it was just posing. Hustler had straight up f~~~ing.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[Anonymous 1]

Anonymous wrote:

mom divorced her dad when she was 11 because mom didn’t like being a military life

The Military Wives are Extra Hypergamous for some reason. Always doing a little Hooking on the side. Let me guess, she specialized in Gang Bangs.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Anonymous wrote:

Travis3000 wrote:

mom divorced her dad when she was 11 because mom didn’t like being a military life

The Military Wives are Extra Hypergamous for some reason. Always doing a little Hooking on the side. Let me guess, she specialized in Gang Bangs.

Nope, it was extreme anal.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[bstoffParticipant 4878]

Good ole’ Hustler.

I remember learning so much about female nature from “reading” Hustler as a kid.

Unfortunately, I might have taken it too seriously, because I actually thought women were always down to f~~~ random dudes, and it was all about chancing into the right opportunity for any schlub to accidentally run into some hot babe who just needed a good f~~~ing. (see also: “Dear Penthouse Forums”)

Little did I know that women were actually far more predatory and childish than I expected.

It took two divorces and the end of one more idiotic relations~~~ to fully realize what a woman really was.

[Anonymous 12]

This is now the standard with so many women trading sex for money in some form or another.

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Mom was a strait up skank!! Gurl power!!!

And I promise the apple does not fall far from that tree.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

[wegl88Participant 206]

The mother and daughter were living in Alabama.

Let that sink in.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Wizard’s Pupil wrote:

Travis3000 wrote:

mom divorced her dad when she was 11 because mom didn’t like being a military life

The Military Wives are Extra Hypergamous for some reason. Always doing a little Hooking on the side. Let me guess, she specialized in Gang Bangs.

Nope, it was extreme anal.

https://www.youtube.com%/watch?v=xnTU4dKpoB8

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

oooops

Extreme anal and didn’t like military life…

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Freedom Not SlaveryParticipant 508]

I’ll laugh if this girl also turns into a stripper or prostitute because of “mommy issues”.

[MonkParticipant 17047]

Freedom Not Slavery wrote:

I’ll laugh if this girl also turns into a stripper or prostitute because of “mommy issues”.

Quite the reverse.

“My mom was inspirational“.

[Freedom Not SlaveryParticipant 508]

Your right Monk, it probably will inspire her cause being a stripper or ho means she gets easy money by doing what is natural to her, using her body to get what she wants.

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