Huge Collection of MGTOW Laughs

[Road ManParticipant 5]

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[Anonymous 44]

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Vote “F~~~ No” on Valentine’s Day.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

You F~~~ing Dummy.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Dude…

[Anonymous 44]

If I were to become a tattoo artiest, what’s the penalty for tattooing as many piles if s~~~ I can, before I get caught?

[BrianParticipant 87]

Stargazer wrote:

Whenever I hear a female go “Really? REALLY?!” at someone I just want to smack her across the face with a brick.

That statement made my day! 

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Why don’t men ever get cellulite..? Quite simple really, because it looks like s~~~…

Oh hang on, this standup comedian has another few points in the following part of his older program (unfortunately only a bit further down the line from around 4-5 minutes in):

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Actually this is the even better part of his show (as in more spot on the subject):

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4snEHKxvROWNEt5UU1oZTdZa3M/view?usp=sharing

 

BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

BVC

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Alright then guys. Here is another one: Do any of you remember Henry Rollins from Rollins Band as he now turns out to be a standup comedian for a good couple of years as well, and a good one, too.

Here’s what he sais about dating:

My last contribution for tonight as I’m bloody tired now…

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzigning offffffff

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[FangParticipant 102]

@MG-Tower: I’M NOT AN ATTORNEY AND NOTHING CONTAINED HEREIN SHOULD BE CONSTRUED AS LEGAL ADVICE. In Louisiana tattooing “s~~~” on a XXer without her permission would get you a $2000 fine and up to five years with or without hard labor. Since you specifically stated your goal would be to apply as many dung piles as you could before you got caught you’re probably looking at the longer end of the sentence range. On the other hand if you arrange the “turd garden” in such a way that she could cover them all with normal clothing you might try the defense that her “disfigurement” isn’t obvious unless she wants it to be so you deserve a lesser sentence. Good luck with that one  especially if the judge is also an arrogant sex-starved homogamete.

By the way, if you ever do this please send me a picture of your handiwork!

[TemperedParticipant 55]

Don’t wake up a sleeping bear.

Don’t bother a dog that is eating.

Don’t shush noisy women watching Fifty Shades Of Grey.

A man in Glasgow would come to learn this the hard way.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11416571/Three-women-arrested-after-man-glassed-during-Valentines-Day-screening-of-Fifty-Shades.html

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Ahh, nice one. Well, since the ‘oscars’ are almost upon us now, I thought I might just contribute a link to another classic quick comedy clip (“Curb your Enthusiasm”) with Larry David fittingly set in a cinema, here we go (enjoy):

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[mode72Participant 25]

[…Spectator 1165]

this thread has some funny ass s~~~ on it. i’m reposting one of my faves below.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OMhJzcPoBZw/Uo6CQisDJSI/AAAAAAAACcQ/o1Ei4902pq0/s1600/WOMAN-LOGIC-WTH-BIG-T~~~.png

Your big t~~~ are way nicer than your eyes.

 

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

This is so dumb that I don’t know what it means…

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

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