How to Lower my SMV at work?

[HimeoParticipant 471]

I’m a chad MGTOW monk. I prefer to focus on my work, but female coworkers are constantly interrupting me finding reasons to flirt, touch me, etc.

I can’t make less money, or wear cheaper clothes, or drive a s~~~tier car than I already do. Any ideas?

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Tell them you’re gay.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[MonkParticipant 16978]

Hint at some unspecified medical condition that means that sex is of no interest to you.

You might let it slip that you have debts that you don’t ever expect to repay, and that there are no inheritances likely to come your way.

That should dispose of the two main things, sex and money.

[UntamedParticipant]

You can’t lower SMV when they’re out on the prowl and ready to f~~~ any dick, and ever since Men have been going MGTOW they been asking where we went, ha ha!
You can either ignore them or humor them depending on whether you want a break from work or not.
I like to humor them. To see them put all this effort into flirting while I know it won’t go anywhere is rather hilarious. It’s even funnier when they don’t mean it, when it’s purely manipulative. It’s a chance to learn one more of their tactic or lie.
It’s either that or report it as sexual harassment but you’ll be laughed off. You may even be charged with it yourself for being the repent of it!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Tell them about your expensive hobbies and you spend all of your money on that.

Bore them with technical details about your hobby.

And they leave you alone once they see you get more excited about your hobby than the prospect of having a woman.

If they can’t leech, they walk.

“You MUST pay for dinner as I over-drafted my credit card for that super-high-resolution Beatles Reissue that just came out”…

Or some kind of strange test equipment…

S~~~ like that works like a charm.

Anything else: Pretending to be gay, ill, broke or in debt will shine a bad light on you and be hampering your professional success.

But spending all of your money on education will increase your value for the management of the company and decrease your value as “relations~~~ material”.

C~~~s must realize that they will always come second to your hobbies and interests.

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[JVBParticipant]

That lingering scene of tuna.

Peace is > piece.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Himeo wrote:

Any ideas?

Get AIDS. Not just HIV, but full blown AIDS.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[UntamedParticipant]

Untamed wrote:

You may even be charged with it yourself for being the repent of it!

Yea, that makes sense… Stupid tablet.

You may even be charged yourself for reporting it!

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

I always cracked the hamsters.

As they could never figure out my age, they sometimes asked blatantly.

And I just told them that I was born just before the Beatles released the 45′ single “Hello Goodbye/I am the Walrus”…

Or I tell them about “growing up in the 70’s” with a gleam in my eyes…

And they look at me like from a museum. Some of them know that it must be the 60’s… (Making me appear even older than I am)

Sometimes this was an instant flirt killer.

You could see them think: “At that age, he is not going to be usable for MY purposes/plans anymore”.

They thought I was 10 to 15 years younger.

Unc~~~ed men live to be 100.

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[Anonymous 42]

You’re in danger of retaliation for rejecting their sexual advancements, get a BODYCAM and keep it with you all the time!

Let them down gently, otherwise they will feel rejected then they will plan your destruction in more ways to Sunday!

You can’t stop them, they think harassment and personal space violations are their right! I f~~~ing hate touchy touchy, feely feely, to draw you into their web of narcissistic deceit and manipulation! Makes me feel like asking them if they want a good hard f~~~ in the janitors closet! Touchy tease only p~~~es me the f~~~ off!

[TaxGuyParticipant]

1. Make it VERY clear that you don’t s~~~ where you eat. This is a place of business, I have “work friends” here, but I certainly don’t date at work. Too much drama. I tell people I don’t fish off the corporate pier because I’m an environmentalist at heart, I’m a “catch and release” kink of guy. Gets a laugh and makes the point.

2. Friend zone them. When they say some flirty s~~~ just respond with “You really know how to boost my ego. You’re a really good friend.” They’ll get the point.

Order the good wine

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Lament how much debt your in. Talk in circles. Have a nervous tick.

Learn from this guy.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[TrailbossParticipant 1844]

Just start talking to yourself…act crazy…pull up the wiki on Ted Bundy and talk about how great it would be to best his “count”.

No…don’t….bitches probably love you for it! LoL

An educated, armed populace cannot be enslaved.

[narwhalParticipant]

Talk about your mother whenever anyone at work talk about relationships and social activities.

Have you seen the latest movie yet?
Mama doesn’t want to see it, so no.

Have you ever been to New York?
Mama and I like to go on cruises.

What are you doing this weekend?
Mom and I are going to do some gardening.

Are you bringing a date to the company party?
Mom has bridge night, so I don’t think I’m gonna go.

Ok. Then do it.

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

Tell them you have a colostomy bag.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I have something more efective.

LOOK, I’m divorced, broke, tired and got a small dick and herpes.

Just walk away.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

You can also be a nice guy.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Prophet MicahParticipant 1972]

Carnage wrote:

got a small dick

I can attest to this not being effective. It’s one of the things I use to say in order to get them in the bed. For some reason it makes them curious as hell.

No Wife - No Strife

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22507]

I have an incurable std. not gonna name it but its not a fun one.

You just are not physically attractive to me.

You just are not intelligent enough for me.

Start bringing in and wearing and talking about Star Wars and/or Star Trek. Preferably often comparing both in whatever topic you bring up. Bring everything back to that. Talk about upcoming conventions.

Always asking women for money is a turn off.

I do not date co workers, ever. Does not hurt to let HR know this is your personal policy either, put it on record. But only if it also is true.

I do not mix my work life with my non-work life.

Last two are the best.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

Himeo wrote:

I can’t make less money, or wear cheaper clothes, or drive a s~~~tier car than I already do. Any ideas?

Extremelly inconvenient random comments about everything.

Hey !! How are you ?
I’m here thinking about a deep philosophical aspect of life
Wow ! Mind if you share your thoughts ?

At this time she have some high expectations, like “oh, he is so smart”, the best way to make everything that she think of you crash on the ground.

Is gay to suck a tranny dick ? You know, is not really a guy’s dick, so it should be a half gay ? Or it is completely gay ?
I’m leaving, I have things to do !!

SHE WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN !

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